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Official NHL CBA Conclusion thread! HOSANNAH, BITCHES

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bah..how'd the Ducks get 2 balls? Didn't they get to the finals like 2-3 years ago?
 
What the fuck is Lemieux going to do for Sidney? Hold the gate open for him? :lol

I don't care about either team, but the Ducks annoy me since they day asshole Eisner dropped the worst name in team sports onto the NHL so I guess I hope he goes to Pens. That'll be a shit-hot team with Malkin and Crosby, when they fold and move to Winnipeg I'd definitely think about a 10 game mini pack to see them. ;)
 
Somebody give Alucard a big hug, he's been the board's biggest trooper while they were stinking it up. I can live with Crosby in Pittsburgh.
 
bishoptl said:
Somebody give Alucard a big hug, he's been the board's biggest trooper while they were stinking it up. I can live with Crosby in Pittsburgh.
As a Leafs fans I would've liked him to land in Montreal so that the rivalry could be revived again and we could ignore Ottawa. :D

Him going to the Pens doesn't bother me at all.
 
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just had a heart attack and lost my voice! Oh My God.... I may not have been the boards most vocal person by posting, but I have lived and died with the Pens since 1988. OH MY GOD!

All you haters saying the Pens will go to Winnipeg, fuck off... The pens were just sold to a new owner with deeper pockets. And if the city doesn't support them now, then they deserve to leave. They will get their arena now for sure! Shit, not I have to order a Crosby Jersey to go with my Lemieux and Fleury jersey.



LETS GO PENS! Fuck, now I have to buy a new hockey game this fall too! LOL
 
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lol
nhl feed cut to behind the scenes thing

Gord Miller getting all angry

GIVE ME A NUMBER FOR MARIO LEMIEUX


Was that Pierre?
 
Shit dude, I'm in Albuquerque NM.... I'm already wishing I could buy tickets for opening night! I'll be in the burgh that night! I'll be giving Dish Network their Center Ice fee, even if they charged double for it!
 
LOL

anyone else watching the nhl.com feed?

someone is yelling for Mario's phone number

edit: they got someone on the phone then it went out
 
To: The City of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and its Residents as well as Penguins fans
From: Memles, resident of Halifax, Nova Scotia

Dear Pittsburgh..ians,

It has come to my attention that you have become the "lucky" city to be able to have the next hockey phenom, Sidney Crosby, playing hockey in your fine city. Congratulations on this fine hockey achievement; it bodes well for the future of a hockey team that has been struggling to come together since its golden age of Lemieux and Jagr. To be able to see a dream line of both Lemieux and Crosby will truly be a treat for fans of all ages.

However, I can't help but feel that you might not understand what this means for those of us here in Halifax. While you are able to reap in the glory of his hockey success, arguably the only thing about him not mind numbingly annoying, we here in Halifax have to hear about his every move as if our success as a city depends on his success as a hockey player. As the hometown of this hockey hero, we are thus the recipient of more media coverage than one could possibly imagine.

As Crosby rose in the hockey ranks here in Canada, his profile rose exponentially further with each passing year. When his Team Canada jersey went missing after the World Juniors, it was national news, and when it was finally found...it was national news. For every hat trick he scores, local media will make it out to be the greatest accomplishment in the history of sport. All of his success in your fine city will only make his presence in our own media even greater.

I ask you to be cognisant of this when he scores a goal or when he wins an award. While you get to bask in the glory of a successful hockey team, we get shit all and yet have to hear about it all the time.

He's a talented hockey player and a wonderful addition to the Pittsburgh Penguins and the NHL in general. However, I am getting sick and tired of hearing more about his success with a hockey team in Quebec (And soon in Pittsburch) than about actual local sports teams and important local issues.

So, it is with great sadness I must wish for injuries, illnesses, muggings and the occasional freak non-lethal car accidents. While I am sure this would lead to "Sidney Watch" where we're continually updated on his condition on the hour, it is really the best possible situation from my point of view.

I do not wish harm to the Pittsburgh Penguins, and instead wish them all of the success in the world. However, when Sidney Crosby becomes the phenom he was apparently born to be, I want you to remember that some of us are being forced to hear more about Sidney Crosby than anything else ever.

Thanks for your time, and go Penguins!

Memles

P.S. - If any of you buy his unauthorized biography, I will cut you.
 
It's a good thing the laffs are in higher ones. Not only that, they are the last of the top 10 highest which means they won't be one of the first drafters in the second round.
 
GSG Flash said:
It's a good thing the laffs are in higher ones. Not only that, they are the last of the top 10 highest which means they won't be one of the first drafters in the second round.


I thought it was a snake-draft, where in the second round the last team to pick goes first, then the second last etc. In that case the Leafs would pick 9th in the second round.
 
bishoptl said:
30 - Tampa Bay
29 - Florida Panthers (MUST BE A GEOGRAPHIC THING HUR HUR HUR)
28 - Dallas Stars
27 - Colorado Avalanche (YES!)
26 - Calgary Flames (YES!)
25 - Edmonton Oilers (YES!)
24 - St Louis Blues (YES!)
23 - New Jersey Devils
22 - Boston Bruins
21 - Toronto Maple Leafs (YES!)

...why are they stopping to commentate NOW?!? Farking TSN! Commercials too! GOD ALMIGHTY


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edit: HAHAHA DID YOU JUST HEAR JAMES DUTHIE INTERVIEWING FERGUSON??!

"Well, in the world of balls, you only had one out there so..."

*Ferguson stares at Duthie*

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


ROFL @ Crawford photo.


Happy with the habs 5th pick.

There was no way the habs would get the first pick... and everybody would have cried and bitch. Same would have happened to the following teams:

Rangers, Toronto or Detroit....

Thankfully he goes to a city that's in dire need of a huge prospect.


Oh and Fuck the leafs.
 
Fifty said:
GSG, do you have a favorite team or do you just like hating on the Leafs?

I actually used to be a Leafs fan beofre I turned into a Sens fan
 
Who the hell switches from a Leafs fan to a Sens fan?

Thats like me switching to the Flames.. or Canucks. Have you no shame?
 
dem said:
Who the hell switches from a Leafs fan to a Sens fan?

Thats like me switching to the Flames.. or Canucks. Have you no shame?


No shit. The dude's not a real hockey fan. That's just a joke. At least one Leaf hater has been exposed as a phony. The rest of you can continue!
 
dem said:
Who the hell switches from a Leafs fan to a Sens fan?

Thats like me switching to the Flames.. or Canucks. Have you no shame?


Well that was when I was like 8 or 9, now I'm 16 and I've been a Sens fan since I switched. I still have a Sundin poster tucked somewhere in my closet.
 
The Bookerman said:
ROFL @ Crawford photo.


Happy with the habs 5th pick.

There was no way the habs would get the first pick... and everybody would have cried and bitch. Same would have happened to the following teams:

Rangers, Toronto or Detroit....

Thankfully he goes to a city that's in dire need of a huge prospect.


Oh and Fuck the leafs.

No if the leafs got the first pick I can guarantee we'd go down as the most hated team in the history of any sport!
 
Fifty said:
No shit. The dude's not a real hockey fan. That's just a joke. At least one Leaf hater has been exposed as a phony. The rest of you can continue!

Are you kidding me? I was a friggin kid when I rooted for the Leafs, I didn't care about talent back then, it was mostly whatever team was in and hip, I rooted for. But then when I actually started becoming accustomed to hockey (following it everyday, knowing all the rules, all the players) that's when I started rooting for the Sens and I've been rooting for them for 7 or 8 years now, so it's not like I periodically switch teams or that i just recently switched from the Leafs to the Sens.
 
The Sportsnet commentators really only ask questions that they know the answer to.

Were you nervous?
Are you happy to be a Pittsburgh Penguin?
Growing up as a fan, did you think you would be playing with Lemieux in Pittsburgh?

He should have just been like "Yes. Yes, I did. I knew it would happen. And here I am."


GSG Flash said:
Are you kidding me? I was a friggin kid when I rooted for the Leafs, I didn't care about talent back then, it was mostly whatever team was in and hip, I rooted for. But then when I actually started becoming accustomed to hockey (following it everyday, knowing all the rules, all the players) that's when I started rooting for the Sens and I've been rooting for them for 7 or 8 years now, so it's not like I periodically switch teams or that i just recently switched from the Leafs to the Sens.
Right on, brother! Forgive Fifty. He's.... sensitive. ;)
 
Haha Oilers 25th. :lol

I'm happy with 10th for Canucks, it's better then what we would have got without all these balls.

Pens get Crosby, good stuff. Lemiuex doesn't know the meaning of defense and hopefully neither will Crosby. :D

I don't like the shootout or the fighting rules but the no changes on icings is golden.
 
25 - Edmonton Oilers
26 - Calgary Flames

YES! Good luck for the Flames, because god knows if there's a standout talent available with the 25th pick the Oilers will pass him by and go off the board for some scrawny goalie or 150 lb headcase.
 
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