Connificent
Al Pachinko, Konami President
Uhm, it's just dumb twitter cropping the photo, click on it.
Yo I really thought they chopped of their heads
PrimetimeKnight
Member
This guy looks exactly like Nathan Drake if only they casted him....Gears 2 filter, spiderman as Drake and Marky Mark as Sully....
It's so bad that they decided to hide the actors face from the poster.
Bragr
Banned
Tom Holland is one of those actors who never had a real job in his life, who grew up acting. You can tell, guys like Harrison Ford worked as a carpenter and had a life, he didn't just fall into it, but these super young actors who grew up famous just doesn't have the character and style to pull off cool roles, they just look like they are faking it.
Kokoloko85
Member
Sonic was actually decent. This looks like awful casting
fart town usa
Banned
As others have said, looks dumb as hell.
This is why I liked 'Welcome to Raccoon Cit'y so much, yea it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen but at least it was different and the end result was something super unique, for better or worse.
The Uncharted movie is just going to be a big dumb action movie we've seen countless times. Instantly forgettable.
This is why I liked 'Welcome to Raccoon Cit'y so much, yea it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen but at least it was different and the end result was something super unique, for better or worse.
The Uncharted movie is just going to be a big dumb action movie we've seen countless times. Instantly forgettable.
TheGodfather07
Member
No mustache on sully? they couldn't even get the basics right.
SenjutsuSage
Banned
Honestly, Wahlberg shoulda been Drake.
base
Banned
Im asking this myself...Which one supposed to be Nathan Drake?
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
You ever see Mark Wahlberg try and grow facial hair?
Dunno what changed from this makeup effect. Unless they treat that mustache as a plot point at the end, which is also lame.
sainraja
Member
StreetsofBeige
Member
By the way, Holland isn't standing 6 ft in front of Wahlberg. They're actually 160 ft apart.
Ezquimacore
Banned
Sully's mustache will be the end credits scene, I can fell the cringe of this generic trash already.
GametimeUK
Member
31 years of age in the first game and met sully as a teenager. I don't know what age he is supposed to be in the film, but a mid 20's Drake with Sully is possible.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
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So that Tom Holland doesn't look so short?Theres a reason why Mark is all the way in the background
Sigh. What could have been...
PrimetimeKnight
Member
Love that short snippet of film, it looks and feels faithful to the actual game....what a concept!
AlteredForms
Banned
I'm expecting this to sit comfortable in the 40-50% on Rotten Tomatoes. But the Uncharted franchise has always seemed overrated to me. I'm not shitposting as I'm on PC, but people talk about those games being flawless masterpieces when they're simply well crafted third-person shooters and nothing more.
DeepEnigma
Gold Member
Because he's 76.I have 2 questions.
1. Why is Sully not being portrayed by Tom Selleck?
and 2:
Why is Sully not being portrayed by Tom Selleck?
Banjo64
cumsessed
As if age has been factored in when they've done the casting
I always thought Sully was old anyway, and he's not exactly mobile in the games.
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DeepEnigma
Gold Member
As if age has been factored in when they've done the casting
Maybe they plan on this being a movie series.
Banjo64
cumsessed
I mean you are probably right but if they cock the casting up it'll just end up bombing sadly and meaning sequels will never be greenlit. I've seen far too many of my favourite series get done in the absolute dirtiest way, Cirque Du Freak being the most tragic.
Maybe they plan on this being a movie series.
FoundryMusic
Member
Sonic 2 poster is better
Oh... Oh my.Uhm, it's just dumb twitter cropping the photo, click on it.
That's a bad photoshop. Did they really have to paste Toms derp mouth in there?
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
I didn't think Wahlberg was an appropriate casting choice for Sully. I was also afraid he'd want to insert himself as the center of attention, because that's kind of what he does in whatever film he is a part of.
Sony dumping this in the traditional graveyard of poor movies, February, doesn't inspire confidence either. And now this lazy excuse for a poster. Fingers crossed, but hope is low.
Sony dumping this in the traditional graveyard of poor movies, February, doesn't inspire confidence either. And now this lazy excuse for a poster. Fingers crossed, but hope is low.
Hawking Radiation
Wants to watch an Event Horizon porno
I'm not going to comment on the movie itself cause I've not yet seen it but the poster is just god awful.
Where's the light coming from in this poster lol? Really piss poor photoshop job. The least they could do was hire a proper professional image editor.
Where's the light coming from in this poster lol? Really piss poor photoshop job. The least they could do was hire a proper professional image editor.
eyesabitdull
Banned
Potoshopped to death just to make them look somewhat like the game characters when they clearly dont.
Oh well. Whatever Sony, your movies in general suck anyway.
These guys have Venom and they still fucked up the entire tone and mood in their movies to make it a slapstick romcom with some cheesy ass action scenes, I expected nothing less with Uncharted.
Oh well. Whatever Sony, your movies in general suck anyway.
These guys have Venom and they still fucked up the entire tone and mood in their movies to make it a slapstick romcom with some cheesy ass action scenes, I expected nothing less with Uncharted.
Oddvintagechap
Banned
If the movie has anything to do with Jumanji as in comedy and vibe, it will be a success. A big one. If it takes itself too seriously … it will fail.
Bulletbrain
Member
That's exactly it. He IS cast as young Nathan Drake. Age wise the character is well below the age he was in the games. Sony wants Holland to play the role for 10 years or more probably.Isn't Drake supposed to be like 40 or something in the first game? Whose idea was it to cast a 25 year old actor?
Doesn't matter if the guy gives the best performance of his career. I just won't be able to take him seriously he looks like he belongs in the equivalent of "The Young Nathan Drake Chronicles".
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HoofHearted
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HoofHearted
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It was better with their heads chopped off…Uhm, it's just dumb twitter cropping the photo, click on it.
HoofHearted
Member
Gawd I hope not. Watching these trailers has been worse than watching paint dry. This movie has insta-flop written all over it.
Maybe they plan on this being a movie series.
