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9-Volt - 80 (golduck342)
Ashley - 73 (swoon)
Dr. Crygor - 76 (golduck342)
James T. - 125 (golduck342)
Jamie T. - 85 (levious)
Jimmy T. - 85 (golduck342)
Kat - 68 (swoon)
Mike - 77 (Sp3eD)
Mona - 63 (Mr. Lemming)
Wario - 75 (golduck342 & Drakken)
Warioman - 50 (golduck342)

Gnarly Mix - 56 (Mr. Lemming)
Hardcore Mix - 91 (Drakken)
Monster Megamix - 69 (GDJustin)

Air Dude - 342 (golduck342)
Big Hurl - 187 (Bog)
Juggle Boy - 95 (Drakken)
Orbit Ball - 9500 (Drakken)
Pyoro T - 28,170 (Drakken)
Snore Rope - 26 (GDJustin)
 
I just found a secret portal into hell. Go to the petting the dog\cat\egg mini game in the album and start petting. At around 50 it caps the speed. At around 100 I realized that I would have to stop on my own if I was going to stop. It was just too easy. At 150 I started getting scared because I couldn't stop. The golden fucking retriever wouldn't let me. He made me keep going. I looked to the cat for help, but he only beckoned me to pet him. At 200 I started crying. At 250 I started to see demons. By 300 I was watching TV and playing by sound only with my head cocked to the side, sitting on the couch in my own feces. The demons had overtaken my mind. They then escorted me into the portal to hell.

And that's how you do it! Can anyone make it past 356? Or will you go insane first. Bwaahahaha!!! :lol :lol :lol
 
what do you unlock for getting all flowers on all games?
 
It's a thing that whistles at a different pitch according to how much blow-sound it gets through the mic from your mouth. Pretty useless and a awesome "fuck you" to the people that do all the golds/flowers.
 
Mayor McCheese said:
And that's how you do it! Can anyone make it past 356? Or will you go insane first. Bwaahahaha!!! :lol :lol :lol
I'd realise that it's time to go loooong before reaching .. even 100, and probably slit my own throat right about then. So no, I won't make it past 356, psychoboy.
 
dicklaurent said:
It's a thing that whistles at a different pitch according to how much blow-sound it gets through the mic from your mouth. Pretty useless and a awesome "fuck you" to the people that do all the golds/flowers.

Oh, you actually do get something? I thought I remembered getting nothing and it being a big let down. Well, that flute thing would have been a big let down too; I guess that was it.
 
Mayor McCheese said:
And that's how you do it! Can anyone make it past 356? Or will you go insane first. Bwaahahaha!!! :lol :lol :lol
It ends at 999. You have to seriously pause the game at least 20 times during the microgame, to take a rest, or you'll simply end up taking your own life.
 
Papi said:
It ends at 999. You have to seriously pause the game at least 20 times during the microgame, to take a rest, or you'll simply end up taking your own life.

Nice try, Satan. Your 999 was upside down. Maybe you were holding your DS wrong.
 
Well, interesting that this thread got bumped, I just picked this up this week.

I like it. It isn't as enjoyable as the original title, and although I haven't played Twisted I could see how that might end up being better. Just something about the use of the system's features makes for a relatively random and unstructured experience.

I'm enjoying going through it and despite it being over quickly there's some nice replay...but not much. Having paid $15 CDN for it, I'm more than happy with my purchase...but I would feel ripped off at full price.

And, my scores suck other than a pretty good Ashley score that totally would have been first...on February 19th. Sigh.
 
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