JoseOle5990
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[OT] This Winnie the Pooh Flash Game is Way Too Hard for Its Target Audience
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Awwwww yeah. High five!
BassForever
Member
19/19 FUCK YOU OWL!
Edit: Oh Sorry Fisico :|
Edit2: I've got Tiggers timing down (way easier then Owl) it's more being asked to hit 28/40 leaves you very little margin for error. When you get to like 15-18 balls left and know you can't possibly win it's a very long drawn out process to complete the game so you still get XP.
Edit: Oh Sorry Fisico :|
Edit2: I've got Tiggers timing down (way easier then Owl) it's more being asked to hit 28/40 leaves you very little margin for error. When you get to like 15-18 balls left and know you can't possibly win it's a very long drawn out process to complete the game so you still get XP.
http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/20...h-game-called-winnie-the-pooh-home-run-derby/
This is why Reddit fucking sucks.
This is why Reddit fucking sucks.
PeterVenkman
Member
No way. I am not beating Tigger . I'm on a laptop with a trackpad , I can't take the pressure. 28 is just too much
Shiny Llama
Member
That article contained http://atto.s2.pf-x.net/~atto/cgi-bin/up/img/7354.swf though, so it is at least slightly forgiven.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
This would be funnier if every time you hit Christopher Robin, he'd go foul.
Whiskeymatt
Member
23/28 on Tigger. I was on a roll before missing one pitch and then it all went to hell >:[
Diprosalic
Banned
fuck you owl.
Typographenia
Member
Fuck Owl, man. Fuck him so much. Most I can get off him is 16. I've gone back to hitting easy dingers off Rabbit in order to level everything up, but it's become a slow grind.
But! But but but! How far forward or back you are would also determine if you're lined up with the ball once it reaches you. So where does that figure in?
But! But but but! How far forward or back you are would also determine if you're lined up with the ball once it reaches you. So where does that figure in?
ViewtifulJC
Banned
This game actually makes me hate Tigger
I didn't think that was possible, considering he's a Top 5 Disney character for me. Hell, top 3
I didn't think that was possible, considering he's a Top 5 Disney character for me. Hell, top 3
Dont really think about that just see that you have some time to move left or right before you hit the ball.His pitch just confuses you into thinking its fast but you have time to move and line up a bit with his throw.
T’was a long and perilous journey, fraught with much blood and sweat. I fought, I struggled, and overcame many obstacles. Through each ordeal, I grew stronger, and held fast to hope, never wavering in the belief that as long as I endured, I would taste victory.
But my achievements would soon prove meaningless and my victories hollow, for at the end of my journey, was nothing but complete and utter despair. Do not venture further, for there lies a monster, one capable of reshaping the laws of science as he sees fit. His strength is too immense, his influence too strong, for he corrupts and perverts all that is happy and joyful. He will meet you with one promise, and that is annihilation.
Before such power, I realized the futility of my quest, and wept as I had never wept before. I am paralyzed, filled with crippling dread, by the hopeless knowledge that here my journey ends, not with triumph, but with oblivion.
I fear these be my last words. Heed this warning well, lest you succumb to madness, and may Christopher Robin have mercy on your soul.
But my achievements would soon prove meaningless and my victories hollow, for at the end of my journey, was nothing but complete and utter despair. Do not venture further, for there lies a monster, one capable of reshaping the laws of science as he sees fit. His strength is too immense, his influence too strong, for he corrupts and perverts all that is happy and joyful. He will meet you with one promise, and that is annihilation.
Before such power, I realized the futility of my quest, and wept as I had never wept before. I am paralyzed, filled with crippling dread, by the hopeless knowledge that here my journey ends, not with triumph, but with oblivion.
I fear these be my last words. Heed this warning well, lest you succumb to madness, and may Christopher Robin have mercy on your soul.
More fibre
MGHA
Member
Typographenia
Member
Geez, I finally beat tigger. Pulled off a 33/40 on the time I got him. I'm also now maxed on my contact/hit stats and my speed, and my power is at 17/20.
My first time against Christopher Robin... 19/50. So many fouls. Fouls everywhere. He's a monster. This is going to kill me trying to finish this game.
My first time against Christopher Robin... 19/50. So many fouls. Fouls everywhere. He's a monster. This is going to kill me trying to finish this game.
Ultimadrago
Member
Typo, why are you doing this to me?!
Now you're making me want to try again...and again!
Typographenia
Member
EmCeeGramr
Member
owl should be banned from the fucking league
half of his pitches are aimed at pooh's fucking skull, the guy's an attempted murderer
half of his pitches are aimed at pooh's fucking skull, the guy's an attempted murderer
twinturbo2
butthurt Heat fan
Christopher Robin is fucking in, you're fucking out.
Elfforkusu
Member
GOTY.
Owl keeps clowning me though, this is painful. 17/19 (35) every god damn time
Freaking chin music does me in every time.
Owl keeps clowning me though, this is painful. 17/19 (35) every god damn time
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Freaking chin music does me in every time.
twinturbo2
butthurt Heat fan
Christopher Robin is better than you. He can throw the ball faster than fuck. Kiss his ass and suck. His. Dick. Everyone.
EmCeeGramr
Member
the trick to owl is to never have hope
the second you see yourself having a possibility of winning, owl will read your thoughts and throw five impossible to hit balls in a row
the second you see yourself having a possibility of winning, owl will read your thoughts and throw five impossible to hit balls in a row
lazybones18
Banned
Cr1tkalipitydatfu
Member
tigger. how is that even possible
I can confirm this.
EmCeeGramr
Member
the bird is dead
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
You have only just begun.
EmCeeGramr
Member
eh, i lost to tigger but he seems way easier at first glance than owl
though that may be my rhythm heaven gba instincts making "invisible projectiles" a far less daunting task than it would be to most
though that may be my rhythm heaven gba instincts making "invisible projectiles" a far less daunting task than it would be to most
greycolumbus
The success of others absolutely infuriates me.
Got to Tigger. Wow. Nothing but fouls. I can't bring myself to stop.
Also the one looping track really adds insult to injury.
Also the one looping track really adds insult to injury.
What makes Reddit in the wrong here? I mean it's the article that's really the problem. Isn't NBC the one who decided to report on it? The reactions are similar to the rest of the internet. Though there are some factual errors in the article.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
You think so, until you end up missing the goal total by 1 multiple times in a row.
Ultimately it's all to raise you up when you do get past him, to then be completely annihilated by the god beyond.
The real Winnie The Pooh Homerun Derby starts here...