Our Lord and Savior Gaben is looking extra good lately

SJRB

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Good on him.

Obesity is terrible for one's health and leads to so many long term potential health complications.

At least he can live longer now and enjoy more of his billions in wealth.
 
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He has a lot of money and I assume he has no major health problems so he has no excuse to not give himself the best nutrition and exercise available.
 
This is where the picture is from... Look what is he making...


So that's the interface we need for HL3...
 
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Looking good, like a distinguished gentleman. Compared with Kevin Smith who also lost a lot of weight, but looks positively ghoulish and shriveled up as a result.
 
Incoming articles...

"Gabe losing weight is not only Problematic but is Systematic of an ongoing Serious Issue of Fat Acceptance in the greater Gamer Culture"
 
Huh, that's what I'd expect an AI version of a slim Gabe to look like. As in, that's what I thought the pic was.
 
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It's gotta be it, right?
They don't even know what the side effects are gonna be years from now, right?
He looks like he lifts. That shirt is barely containing the shoulders.

Like everything. What happens to steam when he dies? What if his successor doesn't care and sells it to Amazon or something.
As an outsider on the PC scene, I do find it pretty surprising that people are fine just not knowing that. I would assume they will sell it eventually, or at the very least take it public. And honestly, if more and more players are moving towards PC, it really makes me question the wisdom of funneling everything through Steam. At least with 1st party stores you know that some of the 30% tax on everything is getting funneled back into games. With Valve it's just siphoning off 30% of everything on PC and it doesn't go to anything. It's being extracted from the industry. People seem to be too heavily invested in Gabe's persona. For all the shit Phil Spencer gets, no one writes headlines like this one for him. PC gamers should be thinking more critically about their library investments and the future.
 
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