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[SJRB]

That is all. Continue.

 

[AV]

He can deck my steam any day. Or something.

 

[Banjo64]

Aging like a fine wine

 

[The Cockatrice]

Good, now he will live longer.

 

[Kerotan]

They released a slim version.

 

[GymWolf]

I prefer when he look more wild.

 

[Soodanim]

Long live the king

 

[RoadHazard]

Good, now he will live longer.

Sometimes fat people go slim and start looking much more healthy, and then they die. Let's hope not in this case though!

 

[IDKFA]

He is looking good.

However, you can't deny he also looked good here. Giving off sexual walrus vibes.

 

[Herbspiceguy]

More like, slowly transitioning into 'hide the pain Harold'.

 

[archangelmorph]

Good on him.

Obesity is terrible for one's health and leads to so many long term potential health complications.

At least he can live longer now and enjoy more of his billions in wealth.

 

[DenchDeckard]

Live long and prosper, Lord!

 

[Zuzu]

He has a lot of money and I assume he has no major health problems so he has no excuse to not give himself the best nutrition and exercise available.

 

[CuteFaceJay]

That's a lot of slimming all of a sudden

 

[MonkeyClaw36]

More like, slowly transitioning into 'hide the pain Harold'.

Thank God I wasnt the only one who thought this....

 

[ptuck874]

That's a lot of slimming all of a sudden

ozempic i would assume

 

[hemo memo]

Amazing. Now give me Portal 3 please.

 

[Ivan]

This is where the picture is from... Look what is he making...

Starfish Neuroscience

We are a neuroscience company developing a broad range of foundational technologies to enable new ways to interact with the brain.

starfishneuroscience.com

So that's the interface we need for HL3...

 

[Portugeezer]

Looks like he forgot to get better fitting clothes.

 

[Deft Beck]

Looking good Gaben

 

[Lucifers Beard]

He's looking great and more importantly, more healthy.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

 

[SmokedMeat]

Glad to see it. He's looking healthy.

 

[Midn1ght]

 

[Holammer]

Looking good, like a distinguished gentleman. Compared with Kevin Smith who also lost a lot of weight, but looks positively ghoulish and shriveled up as a result.

 

[Boralf]

As was prophesied.

 

[Kerotan]

He is looking good.

However, you can't deny he also looked good here. Giving off sexual walrus vibes.

Jonah Hill will definitely play him in a film one day. Can't wait for the "You mad bro?" line.

 

[Diddy X]

He used to look like he could die any day, good he's lost weight.

 

[Interfectum]

I hope that is planned weight loss.

 

[Denton]

I thought the image was AI generated until seeing the starfish website.
Good on Gaben!

 

[Complistic]

Long may he reign.

 

[darrylgorn]

The gaben glow up

 

[TVexperto]

he created steam! a great monopoly

 

[CGNoire]

That is all. Continue.

Good for Him.

 

[CGNoire]

Incoming articles...

"Gabe losing weight is not only Problematic but is Systematic of an ongoing Serious Issue of Fat Acceptance in the greater Gamer Culture"

 

[Complistic]

Incoming articles...

"Gabe losing weight is not only Problematic but is Systematic of an ongoing Serious Issue of Fat Acceptance in the greater Gamer Culture"

ChatGPT is already hard at work on it.

 

[The Infectious Paradox]

O-O-O-Ozempiiiiiiic *OzeEeEeEempiiiic*

 

[thismeinteil]

He's in that group of overweight people you hope live long lives. John Goodman is also in that group.

 

[AJUMP23]

He has the hair of a wealthy man.

 

[Morrie’s wig shop]

That is all. Continue.

He had to man, dudes 61 now.
I'm sure his doc said loose the weight or get ready to die.

Forgot to mention that he's looking good and healthy.

 

[diffusionx]

Ozempic's a hell of a drug

 

[nush]

The diet didn't work on the beard.

 

[Mr Reasonable]

Huh, that's what I'd expect an AI version of a slim Gabe to look like. As in, that's what I thought the pic was.

 

[Skifi28]

Good, way too much rests on him being alive and well.

 

[Punished Miku]

Good, way too much rests on him being alive and well.

Like what?

 

[MHubert]

Damn he sure turned to the microburgers

 

[balls of snow]

Good. Long live the Gaben.

 

[Morrie’s wig shop]

Ozempic's a hell of a drug

It's gotta be it, right?
They don't even know what the side effects are gonna be years from now, right?

 

[Skifi28]

Like what?

Like everything. What happens to steam when he dies? What if his successor doesn't care and sells it to Amazon or something.

 

[Punished Miku]

It's gotta be it, right?
They don't even know what the side effects are gonna be years from now, right?

He looks like he lifts. That shirt is barely containing the shoulders.

Like everything. What happens to steam when he dies? What if his successor doesn't care and sells it to Amazon or something.

As an outsider on the PC scene, I do find it pretty surprising that people are fine just not knowing that. I would assume they will sell it eventually, or at the very least take it public. And honestly, if more and more players are moving towards PC, it really makes me question the wisdom of funneling everything through Steam. At least with 1st party stores you know that some of the 30% tax on everything is getting funneled back into games. With Valve it's just siphoning off 30% of everything on PC and it doesn't go to anything. It's being extracted from the industry. People seem to be too heavily invested in Gabe's persona. For all the shit Phil Spencer gets, no one writes headlines like this one for him. PC gamers should be thinking more critically about their library investments and the future.