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Over one million people have wanked off to Borderlands on Pornhub during launch week

One million guns, all locked and loaded, firing their payloads in unison. Borderlands 3 might be a co-op game, but over…

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One million guns, all locked and loaded, firing their payloads in unison. Borderlands 3 might be a co-op game, but over a million people have been playing it solo by watching Borderlands porn on Pornhub.

That's one million people searching for Borderlands porn within just five days, an increase of 12,905%. That makes it five times more popular than Fortnite and three times more popular than Overwatch. Pornhub even made a graphic for what people are searching for and the results are awful.

"The most popular Borderlands related search is 'Borderlands 3' followed by 'Borderlands Moxxi'," Pornhub says on its blog. "Other popular character related searches include 'Lilith', 'Tiny [Tina]', 'Maya', and 'Gaige'.

"Search demographics show that men are +84% more likely to search Borderlands than women, and visitors aged 18-24 are +119% more likely to search when compared to all other age groups."

The people most likely to search for porn on Pandora are also likely to search for "hentai" and that social media star who sold her own bathwater for a bit. Cosplay and furry porn are also mixed in with all this.

Borderlands Searches - Pornhub Insights

 

[LostDonkey]

Now this is the news I come for.

 

[The Cockatrice]

Patricia Tannis? what the fuck is wrong with people.

 

[Papa]

You don't wank to this?

 

[Fuz]

NOT TINY TINA!

 

[DESTROYA]

Nerds will jerk off to anything with boobs .

 

[Fuz]

Patricia Tannis? what the fuck is wrong with people.

Bro, you kidding? She's the hottest of the whole cast.

aged 18-24

How do they know?

 

[Bootyful]

Bonerlands

 

[The Cockatrice]

Bro, you kidding? She's the hottest of the whole cast.

Lilith
Tannis

 

[Kamina]

Is there nudity in borderlands or how is that a thing?

 

[The Cockatrice]

Is there nudity in borderlands or how is that a thing?

Theres no nudity in Fornite nor Overwatch yet if you search for those on pornhub you'll see millions of views. SFM porn is quite popular on Pornhub and I won't deny I havent watched some Overwatch stuff myself.

 

[Deleted member 738976]

Seriously Randy? That old trick again?

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[Shantae]

Theres no nudity in Fornite nor Overwatch yet if you search for those on pornhub you'll see millions of views. SFM porn is quite popular on Pornhub and I won't deny I havent watched some Overwatch stuff myself.

I might be interested if some of the impressive looking SFM stuff if they weren't so just over the top gross sometimes. What the fuck is with so much of it having female characters with dicks? Why do they always gotta turn them into trannies, it's disgusting. Or have them getting fucked by some hideous monstrosity. That shit makes me dick practically go fucking inverse, it's so unappealing.

 

[Max_Po]

what ?

 

[KOMANI]

One million and... ugh... mmm...sigh...

One.

 

[Diddy X]

If horny enough you can wank off to anything.

Source: my adolescence

 

[ruvikx]

Moxxi deserves it. I blew (pun intended) over 10k tipping her in Borderlands 2. If I had a chaturbate girlfriend, she would have been jealous.

Nerds will jerk off to anything with boobs .

Meanwhile resetera "men" prefer beards, hairy legs, purple hair & vaginoplasty, right? It is known.

 

[Deleted member 738976]

If horny enough you can wank off to anything.

Source: my adolescence

 

[T-Cake]

Cor blimey, guv'nor!

I hadn't a clue what to expect before having a quick look just now. It's hilarious! Commandant Steele making an appearance even.

 

[GymWolf]

You don't wank to this?

the poor guy wanked to much and look at his arm...

 

[Shantae]

the poor guy wanked to much and look at his arm...

Actually his right arm is the one he wanked with. His left arm is like that because he didn't use it enough.

 

[Ban Puncher]

 

[GymWolf]

Actually his right arm is the one he wanked with. His left arm is like that because he didn't use it enough.

you sound like an expert

 

[alabtrosMyster]

Now that is embarrassing as a gamer.

People are retarded.

 

[Lupin3]

People have no class. I miss Clap Trap on that list.

 

[Stimpak]

I'm surprised that others are surprised about this. What do you expect red blooded males to do with high speed internet connections? It's easier to type in a search bar than become responsible and attractive to women.

The borderlands connection is just because that's what's relevant ATM. Porn trends cum and go (haha).

 

[T-Cake]

Now I'm going to have to go and look for Nathan Drake...

 

[Birdo]

Search demographics show that men are +84% more likely to search Borderlands than women

*Croaky voice* and this is problematic.

 

[Hideous Snake]

Oh god you fucking sick pricks

 

[Abriael_GN]

Lol. This writer is the same jackass who tried (and utterly failed) to shame me on Twitter for liking games with anime boobs

 

[Fuz]

Is there nudity in borderlands or how is that a thing?

Aren't you familiar with rule 34?

I won't deny I havent watched some Overwatch stuff myself.

So you never watched Overwatch porn.

Now that is embarrassing as a gamer.

MTX, GAAS, streaming, games unfinished at launch, gambling...

and porn is embarassing.

 

[Caffeine]

So there is a fad wanking movement or something?

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

Is there nudity in borderlands or how is that a thing?

rule 34.

People have no class. I miss Clap Trap on that list.

you don't want a clap trap during sex.

 

[Hideous Snake]

Commencing move to Area 51. Humans are dead to me

 

[kunonabi]

Kind of unexpected since all the borderlands 3 characters are ugly from what I've seen.

 

[Cramoss]

Now that is embarrassing as a gamer.

People are retarded.

Why would you be personally embarrased by that?

 

[ROMhack]

I like videogames.

I like porn.

But do they really need to match? No.

 

[FMXVII]

Patricia Tannis? what the fuck is wrong with people.

They like bacon, obv.

 

[T-Cake]

They like bacon, obv.

Bacon is for sycophants!

 

[FMXVII]

Bacon is for sycophants!

Or products of incest.

Or resetera.

Who am I kidding?

Pig is too masculine for resetera soy bois.

 

[Bkdk]

Not sure if it's a good or bad thing, the female character designs aren't impressive at all and the new female characters introduced in 3 is the worst of series, I certainly don't want the game designs to go this direction.

 

[Boss Mog]

It's almost as bad as furries. Fap to real women ffs.

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

y'all acting like you've never heard of R34 before. so what if people want to get off to some fictional 3d computer generated women?

it's the ones getting off to the likes of Ellie, Sarah, Cassie, Tiny Tina, Little Sister etc you need to watch out for....

 

[joe_zazen]

If horny enough you can wank off to anything.

Source: my adolescence

'weirdest thing you wanked to' thread?
Or maybe a challenge thread 'can you fap to this?'

Spoiler

those are geriatric war criminals

 

[The Cockatrice]

So you never watched Overwatch porn.

Isnt a double negative a positive?

 

[Fuz]

Isnt a double negative a positive?

That's not a double negative.

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

Wow... I never searched Borderlands porn before... Moxxie and Gaige here comes daddy!

 

[Breakage]

Very dystopian

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

Wow... I never searched Borderlands porn before... Moxxie and Gaige here comes daddy!

see you in a couple of months then

 

[The Cockatrice]

That's not a double negative.

well you got my point