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[Soleil rouge]

This sounds like news that Randy would love to have go viral, even if completely fake.

 

[brap]

Moxxi kinda hot doe

I might be interested if some of the impressive looking SFM stuff if they weren't so just over the top gross sometimes. What the fuck is with so much of it having female characters with dicks? Why do they always gotta turn them into trannies, it's disgusting. Or have them getting fucked by some hideous monstrosity. That shit makes me dick practically go fucking inverse, it's so unappealing.

Fuck off. We all know you're just saying this because you feel guilty over fapping to it.

 

[EverydayBeast]

What an interesting thread.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

You don’t wank to this?

I'm sure some psychologist has come up with a term for people sexualized by pixelated amputees wearing goggles.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Nerds will jerk off to anything with boobs .

I bet any money no nerd has ever jerked off to this..............

Spoiler

...... fuck. I change my mind. Never bet against nerd urges. I request to take back my bet.

 

[Nickolaidas]

WHO CARES, YUGI!?!?!?

 

[noqtic]

Kind of unexpected since all the borderlands characters are ugly from what I've seen.

Fixed that for you.

 

[TLZ]

What is wrong with people....

I wonder what would happen to the world if all porn sites went away.

 

[Shantae]

What is wrong with people....

I wonder what would happen to the world if all porn sites went away.

People would be more productive

 

[Elginer]

Hot

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Ahem.... one million AND one

 

[Tesseract]

People would be more productive

clinical literature seems to indicate the opposite, especially for men

 

[hunthunt]

I would be surprised and amazed If i didn't know that there's also some people that like to fuck animals and dead people.

 

[ArthriticZombie]

Somehow I am just not surprised by this.

 

[ellias]

I would be surprised and amazed If i didn't know that there's also some people that like to fuck animals and dead people.

Jerking to 3d tits isn't anywhere near actually fucking dead things or animals.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Never have thought about sex in any way with cartoons or video game characters.

When I think sex you think of someone and to me that's a real life person.... someone I know, or some hot celebrity or pornstar.

When someone thinks of an art asset, how does that even work? You think of sex with a flat shaded model like Wilma from Flintstones? Or is he/she a hi-res Unreal 4 textured graphic? Weird.

 

[Kazza]

The OP missed out this interesting titbit:

That's a surprise, I always thought that Playstation gamers were the biggest wankers.

 

[BusierDonkey]

y'all acting like you've never heard of R34 before. so what if people want to get off to some fictional 3d computer generated women?

it's the ones getting off to the likes of Ellie, Sarah, Cassie, Tiny Tina, Little Sister etc you need to watch out for....

 

[stickkidsam]

My favorite part of this story is the shocked reactions from people who have apparently never touched a web browser before now.

 

[Bootyful]

The OP missed out this interesting titbit:

That's a surprise, I always thought that Playstation gamers were the biggest wankers.

Majority of them can't get it up due to all the soy.

 

[Hosam6xavi]

If you go to pornhub and search for gaming characters you have a problem

Ava Addams is a better search

 

[joe_zazen]

clinical literature seems to indicate the opposite, especially for men

? People masturbate without access to infinite porn all the time, including before the internet. Internet makes addiction easier, ive seen the reddit posts. Like some dudes spend literally hours per day looking at the stuff.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

There are like 700 other videogames more worthy to fap to according to CyberPanda

smh

You don’t wank to this?

IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBADASS.jpg

 

[Tesseract]

? People masturbate without access to infinite porn all the time, including before the internet. Internet makes addiction easier, ive seen the reddit posts. Like some dudes spend literally hours per day looking at the stuff.

right, the outliers are addicts (that number is coming down tho because of antidepressants) and they'll eventually age out of addiction

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Ava Addams is a better search

lol sure

 

[bronk]

Commencing move to Area 51. Humans are dead to me

You trying to clap alien cheeks? You sly dog you.

 

[Mista]

You trying to clap alien cheeks? You sly dog you.

 

[Codes 208]

Considering how happy gearbox was to see rule 34 in effect for Battleborn, they’re probably delighted about this.

 

[brap]

The OP missed out this interesting titbit:

That's a surprise, I always thought that Playstation gamers were the biggest wankers.

PS gamers have sex. Xbox gamers are all horny incels LOL.

 

[Von Hugh]

Came for Borderlands.

Came for Borderlands.

 

[Mistershine.]

I can see from the lack of Ellie that all gamers are mysoginistic, fatphobic, alt right pieces of shit that are happy to perpetuate the outdated idea that attractiveness and beauty depend on your physical appearance, when everyone that has a place in modern society knows it is your woke-ometer rating that defines you.

On a more serious note, I'm going to assume that a lot of this would be cosplay based?

 

[Kadayi]

 

[bhunachicken]

Fun fact: the Lilith live action bits in Borderlands 2 (and maybe even 3, I don't know) were done by a cosplayer called Yasemin Arslan:

Angel was played by an actor called Britanni Johnson:

 

[YukiOnna]

I can see from the lack of Ellie that all gamers are mysoginistic, fatphobic, alt right pieces of shit that are happy to perpetuate the outdated idea that attractiveness and beauty depend on your physical appearance, when everyone that has a place in modern society knows it is your woke-ometer rating that defines you.

On a more serious note, I'm going to assume that a lot of this would be cosplay based?

I imagine 3D and cosplay.

 

[daninthemix]

Welp, time to make it one million and one.

 

[Fuz]

If you go to pornhub and search for gaming characters you have a problem

If you judge people from the high of stocazzo you have a problem.

 

[Helios]

Seriously Randy? That old trick again?

Randy Pitchford discovers Battleborn porn, subreddit quickly swamped by Overwatch filth

Gearbox co-founder and CEO Randy Pitchford decided to tweet about a subreddit dedicated to pornography based on characters from Battleborn, his company's latest game. That subreddit was then promptly showered with porn based on rival game Overwatch, along with threads mocking Pitchford.If you'd rath

www.pcgamesn.com

Aw, geez boss. Do we really have to open hundreds of pornhub tabs on every work computer?

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

Half of the women characters are ugly as shit...

 

[Bootyful]

Half of the women characters are ugly as shit...

Moxxi is hot. Really hot, and she looks like she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

 

[Doczu]

Wow... I never searched Borderlands porn before... Moxxie and Gaige here comes daddy!

Sorry to disaplint you dude. There's like one Moxxi and Lilith cosplay video, the rest is some bullshit SFM. No Gaige to be found...

... At least that's what my friend told me he heard from his friend...

 

[Helios]

Half of the women characters are ugly as shit...

Based and Apex/OWpilled

 

[Fuz]

one Moxxi and Lilith cosplay video

 

[T-Cake]

Sorry to disaplint you dude. There's like one Moxxi and Lilith cosplay video, the rest is some bullshit SFM. No Gaige to be found...

... At least that's what my friend told me he heard from his friend...

He didn't look very well then. Gaige is definitely there. What does SFM mean anyway?

 

[Doczu]

I wouldn't know, some hub site and a title of a famous game could get you some results

He didn't look very well then. Gaige is definitely there. What does SFM mean anyway?

Source Film Maker. A lot of shitty CG stuf, but no live action Gaige. Friend is really dissapointed. Now if anyone knows anything what my friend could have missed, thei'd be happy to forward the information too him

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Misread Tiny Tina as Tiny Tempah.

Let people enjoy their favourite fictional chsracter naked just as long as they look old enough to fuck.

 

[T-Cake]

Source Film Maker. A lot of shitty CG stuf, but no live action Gaige. Friend is really dissapointed. Now if anyone knows anything what my friend could have missed, thei'd be happy to forward the information too him

Thanks, that's something else I didn't realise then. I though the CG stuff was the only stuff (and that in itself is quite impressive as the characters look so real - amazing what you can do these days) but then I read there are girls dressed up in cosplay doing real stuff?

 

[GreatnessRD]

What type of shit is this?

Fuckin' weirdos

 

[alabtrosMyster]

and porn is embarrassing.

No, but gaming porn is, like pretty well over 90% of porn actually.

Why would you be personally embarrassed by that?

Sometimes things humans do are embarrassing.

But do they really need to match? No.

There you go, this is how things work, do not mix the streams.

 

[Fuz]

No, but gaming porn is, like pretty well over 90% of porn actually.

Must be sad being a prude.

 

[alabtrosMyster]

Must be sad being a prude.

No, i'm selective... all the better for you if you get off to anything and everything.