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[JDSN]

Wow, being shot instantly kills a man's chances in online dating.

 

[Brakke]

Obama to rename Texas as "Denial"

Also: Wow, being shot instantly killed this man's chances in online dating.

Wow, being shot instantly kills a man's chances in online dating.

You two gotta kiss now.

 

[Beats]

Sitting on Little Ceasers pizza is hilarious

Especially when they're behind on orders. I'm sitting here on a pizza, and everyone around me is pissed off because their pizza isn't ready yet.

Just heard a guy ask a lady "I thought the sign said hot and ready?" as a couple more chuckle at it.

Some lady asked the guy behind the counter "Do you like putting your behind on orders? Why does this always happen?" And the guy replied "we had someone order 50 pizzas earlier and we decided to sit on them, sorry about the wait" and then she just walked off and didn't say anything else.

Why do people get so pissed when someone sits on their food?

 

[John Kowalski]

Anakin signs the Sith pledge

 

[Timeaisis]

Do you agree that Zombine is the best GAFer of all-time?

 

[John Kowalski]

He's cooler than most. Talks radio and fucks ladies.

 

[Brakke]

Bottom 5 GAFers

Was real surprised that's an actual thread and it isn't locked up already.

You guys all on my list.

 

[Zombine]

Going through life without a bone

 

[Brakke]

Is my dad PC?

 

[Zombine]

Is my dad PC?

As a child, showering with your dad is OK. As a child, showering with someone else's dad is not.

 

[Timeaisis]

Obama spawns salmon from his shoes

 

[Brakke]

Undercover Muslim -- POTUS -- engulfed by shitty salmon sperm tornado

 

[NateDog]

Top 5 Parody-GAFers

Bottom 5 GAFers

5 GAFfers

 

[MikeHattsu]

5 GAFfers

5 GAFfers 1 Parody thread

 

[NateDog]

5 GAFfers 1 Parody thread

5 Parody Threads 1 GAFfer

Spoiler

One Junioring

Spoiler

John Kowalski

 

[Zombine]

didn't floss and now I lost a testicle over it in my early twenties

Top 5 Bronies

 

[Timeaisis]

Didn't post and now Zombine has passed me in my late twenties

 

[Zombine]

3 Amiibos couldn't be sold out today, right?

 

[Mr.Mike]

Does phone size really matter?

 

[MikeHattsu]

I've just drank an entire wine collection

 

[Daedardus]

Are you happy with your dick size?

didn't floss and now I lost a testicle over it in my early twenties

Haha.

 

[Browny]

Employed GAF, you now make $1434/hr! Is your life better or worse?

Fap with me (oh wait, that's been done)

 

[Beats]

Can Canadians do meth? Square Enix wants to make sure.

 

[JDSN]

Instant nausea when I get in my wife's new IUD.

 

[Forgive Me]

Instant nausea when i get in my new wife

 

[Mr.Mike]

Starting next week, my company is making us check in our penises.

 

[Brakke]

What is t͢h́i͠s̷ şy͞m̶̨͟b̴o̶̴l̀̕ f͛ͮ͏҉̘͇̘̯͓͡r̘͙ͬ̊ͭͣ͛̐̉͛̚͞o̡̯̳͕̽̑̀͑ͩ̚m̥̖ͨ̇̈̉̏̚̕?

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[Zombine]

Instant nausea when I get a new penis which I have to check out at work.

 

[JDSN]

Crap with me

 

[Forgive Me]

rock and roll with me (a david bowie retrospective)

..actually that would be kinda great

 

[ElTorro]

Crap with me

"Let's Crap Together |OT| The GAF Crappening"

 

[NateDog]

No Server Bowser for Star Wars Battlefront!

Threads you almost thought about posting in

 

[John Kowalski]

Anyone surprised to find that Palpatine is a devout Sith?

 

[Arkos]

Some creep watched me jack it in my car earlier.

 

[NateDog]

Enjoyable slips of the tongue

 

[Zombine]

One of the following:

1.

2.

3.

 

[Zombine]

Please don't let this die lol

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1107431

 

[Mr.Mike]

Scientists use 3D printer to discover perfect phone size.

 

[maxcriden]

Ex GAF wants me to watch her forum

 

[munchie64]

How Much Poop Do You Drink In A Day?

 

[Splatterpunk]

Anyone interested in starting NeoGAF Cam Watching Parties?

 

[Coreda]

So wait, is terrisus perm'd?

Anyone interested in starting NeoGAF Cam Watching Parties?

NeoGAF Cam Watching Parties |OT| Putting shoes on heads

Spoiler

Back when even Evilore thought it was hilarious

 

[Brakke]

So wait, is terrisus perm'd?

PM'd.

 

[Zombine]

Woman who impregnates man with black sperm throws up in court

 

[Christine]

You have the chance to become completely sheepless. Do you take it?

 

[qualitydisc]

When did you stop caring about your mother?

 

[davepoobond]

Have you ever dated a tall omen?

 

[Daedardus]

When did you stop caring about NeoGAF?

Have you ever dated a Tall Omen?

Fixed that for you.

 

[MikeHattsu]

Do You Consider "Social Justice" Justice?

Being stood on feels absolutely horrible

 

[Zombine]

Football players intentionally kiss referee.