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[davepoobond]

My 20 year old friend made out with some creepy old 34 year old at a music festival

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Gross! He was drunk and she isn't really that hot but she hasn't really been getting any action after her boyfriend gave her mouth herpes

 

[Brakke]

Dave's got those Ender's Shadow thread urges.

 

[Aquamarine]

How furious have you become at someone posting a couple of graphs in a Box Office thread every week?

 

[terrisus]

How furious have you become at someone posting a couple of graphs in a Box Office thread every week?

GAF is no sort of place for "legitimate information" and "statistics!"
PersonalIntuitionAge

 

[davepoobond]

Kotaku: the unusual excellence of gaming journalism

 

[terrisus]

1 Game - 52 Years Challenge

It's simple, play and finish 1 game within 2014-2065 and tell us how you're doing and what you are going to play next, claim a post and update us on your progress.

 

[davepoobond]

If you don't use it, do you lose it?


parody of: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=890651

 

[Freaky Fred]

Does anybody know where to find a girl who is very attractive, is not a virgin, and is single?

srs question

I mean all she does is sleep, nothing's going to change that.

if God wanted us to have cats, he wouldn't have created dogs

 

[davepoobond]

Does anyone know where to find a girl?

 

[Calvero]

come, come and stroke my ego GAF

 

[Freaky Fred]

Brakke and DaveyPoo, do you guys watch People's Court?

 

[davepoobond]

Brakke and DaveyPoo, do you guys watch People's Court?

ive seen my fair share of court tv shows


LOL at the quick cut away


also,

1 Game - 52 Years Challenge

It's simple, play and finish 1 game within 2014-2065 and tell us how you're doing and what you are going to play next, claim a post and update us on your progress.

WoW for 52 years

 

[Freaky Fred]

ive seen my fair share of court tv shows

LOL at the quick cut away

The bailiff's face kills me. He knows exactly who D is

 

[terrisus]

WoW for 52 years

I've been playing Legends of Terris for around 17 years now.
Only 35 years to go - 1/3 of the way there!

 

[davepoobond]

The bailiff's face kills me. He knows exactly who D is

Yeah, his laugh before the cut is great

 

[Freaky Fred]

which mod got drunk and is changing all the thread titles right now?

 

[terrisus]

And why aren't they part of ParodyGAF? :þ

 

[Brakke]

Zeliard was the Herald of Thanos. Definitely a sympathetic soul.

 

[Freaky Fred]

my money's on Cyan, that sexy gentleman

 

[Calvero]

these are great thread title changes.
and a little scary.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

It's Zeliard, right?

He's on a roll.

 

[Freaky Fred]

well there's only 3 mods online right now, Zeliard is one of them

but Cyan was online a few minutes ago

It's probably both of them having a giggle

 

[daydream]

i just got food poisoning for no particular reason

 

[Masquerader]

Why do people think that God can change meth?

 

[Calvero]

Holy shit! In a life and death struggle with armed robbers in my house!

we were late to the parodying game

 

[Brakke]

Kanye West says no need for successor

;

Kanye West says he's the next Dalai Lama

 

[davepoobond]

Kanye West says no need for successor

;

Kanye West says he's the next Dalai Lama

these are good. TOO good

 

[maxcriden]

Does my ant know termites?

 

[Timeaisis]

I just ate raw vegetables for no particular reason.

 

[Guevara]

Could God create a math problem so difficult even HE couldn't solve it?

Topic

 

[Aquamarine]

Could God create a math problem so difficult even HE couldn't solve it?

Topic

Could God be a BLACK WOMAN?

Topic

 

[davepoobond]

I just ate raw vegetables for no particular reason.

I just are raw chicken so I can prove a point about how stupid I am

 

[shuri]

I just ate two gaffers I met on craigslist

 

[davepoobond]

Mediocre pet for a house?

 

[BPoole]

Some dude just laughed at me for getting terminated by the Ravens

Cops shoot ebola: Doctors told to prep for creepiest thing you've ever experienced

 

[Brakke]

Some queero bought a copy of "Moby Dick" from me!!

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Hahahahaha must be some kind of gayster or something but hey you know it's not my place to judge.

 

[davepoobond]

Some dude laughed at me for buying a möbius penis

 

[terrisus]

Gaf I Want to Stop Licking a Girl

 

[Freaky Fred]

GAF I want to stop looking like a girl

Spoiler

one of the funniest and saddest threads I've read

 

[Brakke]

GAF I want to stop looking like a girl

Spoiler

one of the funniest and saddest threads I've read

That one has experienced some great link decay, aged like a fine wine. OP's self portrait is gone, so the only way to actually see him is Devo's decorated version:

 

[davepoobond]

Kids react to kids reacting to themselves


Kids react to 2 girls one cup

 

[Aquamarine]

Kids react to kids reacting to themselves


Kids react to 2 girls one cup

Kids react to the first set of adults reacting to the second set of kids reacting to the second set of adults reacting to the third set of kids reacting to the third set of adults reacting to the first set of kids

 

[daydream]

Kids reacting with sulfur

 

[Aquamarine]

Some dude laughed at me for buying a new version of "My Dick"

Anyway I was in the area today, and so I was browsing the selection and came away with a new version of My Dick which I always wanted to possess. Now, the guy who actually ran the stand stepped out for about an hour and let one of his friends look after the stand in his place. I'm gonna assume this guy doesn't know nearly as much about dicks as his boy, because when I went up to him and paid, he stopped fiddling with his phone, took a look at the girth, and with a sneer and chuckle said "Your Dick, huh? Well it ain't my place to judge young fella". I was dumbfounded and all I managed to say was "well thanks" before leaving

What the hell just happened GAF?

 

[Freaky Fred]

penis envy

 

[Masquerader]

Is "College Dropout" Kanye's best qualification?

 

[NateDog]

Walking on my hoes has finally made me regret it

 

[Guevara]

Now that Apple invented NFC, will tap-to-pay take off?

 

[terrisus]

Now that Apple invented watches, will watches take off?

 

[davepoobond]

Now that Apple invented watches, will watches take off?

Who watches the watches?