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[maxcriden]

Ten years ago, FOUND, one of the best TV Shows of all time, was LOST.

Haha.

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♕♕♕♕♕ crowns | OT | emoji royalty

 

[Masquerader]

IPhone 6 lines take over the Black Market

Easter: The Complete Collectiom

"One of the most amazing feats in cheese history just happened"

Dragon's Dogma... Woah.

Just for fun: How many more console gens there will be?

Spoiler

Disclaimer: No fun allowed in answers

Driver Rob Bironas died after trying to kick another vehicle off road

Why do people pick up smoking courgettes these days?
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And now, to derail discussion slightly, I must ask my fellow ParodyGAFists a question (seeing as you guys will make light of it):

... WHY IS ISIS BEING DISCUSSED EVEN MORE THAN GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY IN THE OFF TOPIC FORUM? EVEN TLOU IS BEING SIDELINED IN FAVOUR OF IT. IS IT THE NEW TREND?

 

[Freaky Fred]

guys who take a dump when you're trying to hang out in the bathroom

Why are porn stars so sexy?





#FreeTerry #ReleaseTheBrakke

 

[davepoobond]

Why can't porn stars be prude?

 

[Masquerader]

Why are porn stars asexual?

 

[daydream]

Why are porn stars working hard?

 

[hateradio]

Microsoft Wireless Enabled Television Display Adapter For Television Displays To Wirelessly Display Your Screen That's Wireless For Windows 8.1 and Android Is Like Chromecast

 

[Jackben]

Why do people think that GAF has done for so many when..

 

[Masquerader]

Come and get something off your abdominal area!

 

[Aquamarine]

New Windows to be called "Windows 1.0"

 

[NH Apache]

The constant complaints about the shitposting by Android users in every Apple thread is becoming really tiring. UGH.

Gaf, how about you?

 

[Brakke]

Really Offcolor Jokes Regrets

Forgetting That Inside Jokes Shouldn't Be Taken Outside Regrets

Getting Less Than I Deserved Gratitude

Making A Million Parody Post Urges

Controlling Urges Urges

Being On Best Behavior Urges

#ReleaseTheBrakke

Back in Brakke. Missed you too, Fred.

 

[Aquamarine]

The constant complaints by Android users in every thread about the constant complaints by Apple users about the shitposting by Android users in every Apple thread is becoming really tiring.

GAF, how about you?

 

[Timeaisis]

I was buying a watermelon the other day and suddenly realized we are alone in universe

Spoiler

This is a real thread.

 

[daydream]

Employee admits to giving blowjobs to everyone but me in bathroom. GAF, I fired him.

 

[Aquamarine]

So who else wants to buy the new iPhone 6 because of the revolutionary bending feature Apple added?

Just another example of Apple's brilliant innovation.

 

[Freaky Fred]

they make it seem like it bends back in place when you're done, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't

pretty misleading advertisement honestly

 

[davepoobond]

you're not supposed to put the 6 plus in your pocket. you're supposed to hold it all of the time or strap it to your forearm like Bob from Reboot.

 

[daydream]

Ugly Guys Dating Salty News Girls AKA Foxes are hot as hell

 

[Freaky Fred]

when I was a kid I strapped a piece of cardboard to my arm and pretended I was Bob from Reboot.


GAF should I leave a tip for my pineapple pizza?

 

[ronito]

Final Fantasy FFXV has boobs in it. Worst. Final Fantasy. Ever.

 

[Freaky Fred]

boobs ruin everything

 

[daydream]

So, chances for a Final Fantasy kart racer are pretty good right now.

 

[davepoobond]

no playable characters in Final Fantasy XV

 

[Timeaisis]

no playable characters in Final Fantasy XV

This one got me good.

 

[Freaky Fred]

man calmly masturbates aboard Slutty airline flight, tries to recline seat and relax

 

[Freaky Fred]

Guys I'm worried about Terrisus. dude hasn't responded to my emails in almost a week

I'm hoping it's just because his wife has been on the phone a lot so he can't sign into AOL, but I can't help but think he's found a life outside NeoGAF

Terry if you're lurking, pls respond

 

[daydream]

I'm hoping it's just because his wife has been on the phone a lot so he can't sign into AOL

lol

terrisus being an AOL customer is the most terrisus thing

 

[Freaky Fred]

lol

terrisus being an AOL customer is the most terrisus thing

I'm not joking though

he really does use AOL

 

[daydream]

I'm not joking though

he really does use AOL

Oh, I know. Like I said, the most terrisus thing conceivable.

I once had the most peculiar conversation in AOL chatroom. Feels like an eternity ago. Now excuse me while I build a bridge to the moon out of AOL trial discs.

 

[Aquamarine]

The only other person I know with an AOL email address is my filthy rich, crazy uncle who's had the same email address since 1995 and refuses to change it out of principle.

 

[Freaky Fred]

what if Terry is Aqua's filthy rich uncle?

a family reunion in parodyGAF would be so heartwarming


can we all call Terrisus "Uncle Terry" from now on?

 

[Aquamarine]

what if Terry is Aqua's filthy rich uncle?

a family reunion in parodyGAF would be so heartwarming


can we all call Terrisus "Uncle Terry" from now on?

He's fat too...so we need to call him "Fat Uncle Terry" and nothing else.

 

[Freaky Fred]

poor rich fat uncle Terry

everyone judges him by the size of his gut instead of the size of his wallet

 

[davepoobond]

I'm not joking though

he really does use AOL

yeah, i had to move off all of my email from the AOL program itself a few years ago, and i had to re-send all the mails i wanted to keep to myself through Gmail. Was a real pain to send 3000+ emails to myself. Had to copy and paste them since AOL wouldn't let me forward them when i signed in cause they were too old (lol)

 

[davepoobond]

Hot guys with ugly girls and a side of salty fox - a scrumptious meal!

 

[Brakke]

I'm not joking though

he really does use AOL

Holy shit. I can't believe the feature holding him on AOL is something called a "personal filing cabinet" tho.

Ole Uncle Terry's such a geezer he needs things that resemble filing cabinets.

 

[Masquerader]

poor rich fat uncle Terry

everyone judges him by the size of his gut instead of the size of his wallet

To be fair, I always called him Uncle Terry. Well, I once called him 'oaf', but more often than not, I call him Uncle Terry.

Also, hello there, Brakke! Welcome back, you scalliwag, you~

Why were you away?

 

[maxcriden]

Why do people think that GAF has done for so many when..

Bwahahah.

 

[Timeaisis]

Guys I'm worried about Terrisus. dude hasn't responded to my emails in almost a week

I'm hoping it's just because his wife has been on the phone a lot so he can't sign into AOL, but I can't help but think he's found a life outside NeoGAF

Terry if you're lurking, pls respond

He hasn't responded to my emails in a while either. Maybe he's found life outside the internet...

 

[Masquerader]

The phone's shouting at me, I threw it away, but I'm at a deadlock. What do I do?

 

[Brakke]

Anyone have Terry's fax number? Maybe we can reach him that way.

Also, hello there, Brakke! Welcome back, you scalliwag, you~

I said an ugly thing. My ban message included the phrase "wildly inappropriate" and it was right.

 

[Masquerader]

Anyone have Terry's fax number? Maybe we can reach him that way.



I said an ugly thing. My ban message included the phrase "wildly inappropriate" and it was right.

 

[Brakke]

Prometheus 2 Unlikely To Contain Anything Good At All

 

[Freaky Fred]

Anyone have Terry's fax number? Maybe we can reach him that way.

 

[davepoobond]

Terrisus 8-track recommendation list

 

[Masquerader]

From now on, all images posted in this thread MUST be from Terrisus' website.

 

[Jackben]

 

[Freaky Fred]

Is there any way to get rid of an embarrassing fish?

Cuz everyones laughs at my Slippery Dick

 

[Masquerader]

Should '911' lead to the police helpdesks?