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[terrisus]

30 years and older GAF: Am I already dead?

 

[daydream]

Lost my fuckin mullet!

 

[Masquerader]

Lost my fucking Gullet!

 

[terrisus]

GAF, help me Finnish planning my trip to Europe.

 

[Masquerader]

Is/Was anyone else pressured into dating within your own "cheese?"

 

[terrisus]

Recommend me a nuclear weapon for home protection

 

[Masquerader]

Recommend me a nuclear weapon for home protection

 

[davepoobond]

Anyone want to wang Chung tonight?

 

[terrisus]

Commenting on misused apostrophes in images urges.

 

[Aquamarine]

Commenting on misused apostrophes in images urges.

Its' the worst, isn't it?

 

[terrisus]

Its' the worst, isn't it?

It drive's me crazy.

 

[Masquerader]

It drive's me crazy.

W'll, im' n't s're, m'by' 't c''ld b' f'x'd w'th b'tt'er gr'mm'r.

 

[terrisus]

W'll, im' n't s're, m'by' 't c''ld b' f'x'd w'th b'tt'er gr'mm'r.

O' you.

 

[daydream]

W'll, im' n't s're, m'by' 't c''ld b' f'x'd w'th b'tt'er gr'mm'r.

Parody flashback urges

 

[Masquerader]

Assassin's Creed "Party": Unity is DLC on both PS4 and Xbox One

 

[Guevara]

Is Nintendo releasing too many first party games?

 

[maxcriden]

Coffee GAF: Any advice on which brand of jeans to buy?

 

[Aquamarine]

So a 48 Year Old Man Asked Me to Put a Bed Together Tomorrow, Sex?


I'm currently 23 and have known this particular man for 3 years.


#ParodyGAF #Rebellion

 

[terrisus]

So, I need a bed put together.
And by "a bed" I mean "to have," and by "put together," I mean "sex"

 

[daydream]

So, I need a bed put together.
And by "a bed" I mean "to have," and by "put together," I mean "sex"

You lost me.

 

[terrisus]

You lost me.

I need to have a bed put together.
And by "a bed put together," I mean "sex with someone half my age"

Spoiler

Legal disclaimer: I don't mean this >.>

 

[daydream]

I need to have a bed put together.
And by "a bed put together," I mean "sex with someone half my age"

Spoiler

Legal disclaimer: I don't mean this >.>

lol

You're not talking your way out of this one, buddy.

 

[davepoobond]

Threads You Want to Bump

 

[The_Poet]

No Seriously, Why Do People Title Threads Like They Are Half Way Through A Goddamn Conversation?

 

[Coreda]

Threads You Want to Bump

Literally thought of this yesterday. The train of thought then followed that it would become shameless plugs of user's own threads, ending with the OP sadly bumping the thread itself every so often and then eventually no one posting.

 

[Jackben]

That is exactly what would happen.

 

[terrisus]

How long have you been connected to the Mafia?

 

[maxcriden]

What perspective do you recall your posts in?

 

[Masquerader]

"What perspective do you recall your posts in?", I asked with a thread.

 

[Timeaisis]

Do you refer to your threads in the third person?

 

[terrisus]

Rickey don't need no perspective. Rickey just create threads however Rickey want.

 

[MikeHattsu]

Jennifer Lawrence talks about ebola
Bugatti Veyron (£1.5m) vandalized with ebola in Seattle
Apple sending ebola out for Oct 16th event with tagline - "It's been way too long."
TV Shows That Were Canceled Because of Ebola
Ebola appearing on Letterman tonight

 

[terrisus]

49% of Americans cut back on travel, food, healthcare to afford Ebola

Best friend ended friendship because I went home with Ebola instead of keep partying

 

[Jackben]

Jennifer Lawrence talks about ebola
Bugatti Veyron (£1.5m) vandalized with ebola in Seattle
Apple sending ebola out for Oct 16th event with tagline - "It's been way too long."
TV Shows That Were Canceled Because of Ebola
Ebola appearing on Letterman tonight

Almost spit out my drink at this one. Well done.

 

[Masquerader]

Seattle replaces Columbus Day with Ebola Day

Has furthering your Ebola been worth it to you?

Morrissey has Ebola

Chillwave "Ride chill waves conjuring nostalgic images of Ebola."

Animals with big fucking Ebola (and other scary defense mechanisms)

 

[Blackhead]

Shuri Thread Urges

Spoiler

Why is shuri still allowed to make threads?!

 

[Timeaisis]

Time/s when you just up and fucking got ebola

 

[MikeHattsu]

So this thread happened today and some of OPs posts made me uncomfortable

 

[NateDog]

So, I need a bed put together.
And by "a bed" I mean "to have," and by "put together," I mean "sex"

So, I need a "sentence" put together.
And "by" a "sentence" I mean ""quotation mark"s", and by "put together". "I mean" every"where"'

Best friend ended friendship because I went home with Ebola instead of keep partying

Terry stahp gonna die here.

 

[terrisus]

So, I need a "sentence" put together.
And "by" a "sentence" I mean ""quotation mark"s", and by "put together". "I mean" every"where"'

Terry stahp gonna die here.

""quotation mark"s"
Nice



Pornhub erects huge billboard in Times Square

...
Oh, wait...

 

[davepoobond]

Ebola Thread Urges

Ebola Thread Ebola Ebola

 

[terrisus]

GAF I need help!!! I have two offers of employment help me choose please!!!

One of them is for a really enjoyable, easy, and well-paying job.
The other is cleaning up feces, and pays a dollar a day.

I'm coming off being unemployed for the last two months so I can not make the wrong decision.

HELP

-------

So this thing happened today and it's made me uncomfortable

This girl said that she thought I was cute.
I don't know what to do now.
GAF
plz help

 

[davepoobond]

So I got Ebola today and I feel uncomfortable

Gaf help!! I got the choice of two different Ebola strains. Which do I pick??

 

[terrisus]

Pornhub erects huge building in Times Square
Pornhub erects huge rocket in Times Square
Pornhub erects huge phallic object in Times Square
Pornhub erects huge penis in Times Square

 

[davepoobond]

pornhub erects 18+ year old male

 

[Timeaisis]

Pornhub cures ebola

 

[Jackben]

Why Ebola is the Dark Souls of Diseases

 

[shuri]

Shuri Thread Urges

Spoiler

Why is shuri still allowed to make threads?!

;_; y u hate

Ebola, yes again
Kids spit hot ebola on school playground

 

[maxcriden]

;_; y u hate

Ebola, yes again
Kids spit hot ebola on school playground

vanity search urges

 

[terrisus]

Man killed by 800,000 beads hiding in the attic