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[maxcriden]

What is it with people who take a shit and not wash it with their hands?

Masque pls

My office door is open and I chuckled HARD

 

[Masquerader]

Masque pls

My office door is open and I chuckled HARD

This thread alone has had me shouted at by 5 college lecturers because they think that I'm finding Gantt charts funny.

Spoiler

But thank you anyway, dearest Maxc~

No matter what happens to humour, poo jokes will always be laughed at the hardest.

 

[terrisus]

What is with people who give a shit?
What is with people who take a shit?
What is with people who take the piss?

 

[NateDog]

What is it with people who give a shit and don't wash their hands?

What is it with people who take a shit and not wash it with their hands?

What is it with people who have hands and don't give a shit?

 

[Arkos]

I have no anus, and I must poop

 

[MikeHattsu]

Any one else find it difficult to give a shit about people who take a shit and not wash their hands?

 

[terrisus]

iPhone 6 and 6 Plus Radiation rates are extremely high, on the edge of Chernobyl.

 

[terrisus]

Tics
Tictacs
Tactics
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Tictacs

 

[Arkos]

Tics
Tictacs
Tactics
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Tictacs

 

[terrisus]

?

 

[Timeaisis]

I have no anus, and I must poop

I have no hands, and I must GAF.

 

[davepoobond]

the thing about that poo thread...

the guy with POO in his name has to tell these scrubs how it works.

 

[Masquerader]

Was given a message for my birthday, is it wrong to not want a male to read it?

 

[NateDog]

Any one else find it difficult to have a shit?

 

[terrisus]

I called my neighbors on the police last night. Now I'm a car.

 

[Treechopper]

NFL Redskins considering move to FCC.

Spoiler

I'm finally subbing despite my lack of wit. This thread is hilarious.

 

[Arkos]

I called my neighbors on the police last night. Now I'm a car.

?

 

[terrisus]

How did you Vidi, Vici and "Veni" your GF/BF/SO ?

 

[daydream]

I have no anus, and I must poop

So let's say you haven't been endowed with a food-processing body part...

 

[terrisus]

aka:
Who is a disgusting person who wants to be shunned and ostracised by those around them?

 

[terrisus]

So let's say you've been endowed with a foot-long body part...

 

[terrisus]

I'm eating pizza and am in tears because it is an awesome pizza
(PS: Should I applaud when I eat it?)

 

[maxcriden]

Cops 62 year-old taser

 

[Masquerader]

Advice on tickling fast food addiction

 

[maxcriden]

Yoshi: Sony is "Working Diligently" on being pooped on by my awesome games. YOSHI!

 

[Treechopper]

Vegan pizza in tears because it's being eaten.

 

[terrisus]

Canada seems too good to be true

I'm eating pizza and applauding because I'm American

Verizon was soon throttle (necks of) users beginning Oct. 1

CDC: First Ebola case is diagnosed in the US (your next door neighbor)



16 Children And Their Bedrooms From Across The World.

chrishansen.jpg

 

[davepoobond]

6 teachers and one student.... Go on a field trip together.... To the museum.... Then have sex for 25 hours at one of their apartments simultaneously.

 

[Arkos]

I got kicked out for running onto the field during a football game

 

[terrisus]

I got kicked out for running onto the field during a football game

Run off the field and back into the school.

 

[MikeHattsu]

I've become tired of people who just consume weed.

 

[Masquerader]

I got kicked out for running onto the field during a football game

Could be worse. At least you didn't get Stunnered.

 

[Masquerader]

Coach loses his locker room (Anti-Anti-clickbait warning: One weird tip to keep your locker room slim)

 

[maxcriden]

Capcom seems too good to be true

 

[terrisus]

Capcpom seems too good to be true

ftfy <3

 

[terrisus]

Misunderstanding bugs causes me sadness -

I called a girl "phat," and she took offense at it for some reason =(

 

[davepoobond]

Things you have done that you didnt want to do

 

[ronito]

Parody Thread Urges: Who gets banned today?

 

[terrisus]

Banned Urges: Some people just can't help themselves

 

[davepoobond]

2 high school teachers get 100 people banned on neogaf. You'll never guess why

Or maybe you will, actually.

 

[maxcriden]

Who does want amoebas badly but feels ashamed displaying them?

 

[Arkos]

Thanks for Brakke for pointing this out to me

Arkos
Banned

 

[Blackhead]

Taking a break from Parody GAF

 

[Masquerader]

That feeling when you go in for a fuck and they pull away.

 

[daydream]

I think I'm flirting with myself.. Hand sanitizer recommendations?

I've become tired of people who just consume weed.

aka 99% of GAF apparently

Spoiler

I blame US-GAF

 

[Masquerader]

I've become tired of people who just consume people.

 

[terrisus]

Roots grow out of vagina after woman is intimate with LeVar Burton


Tangential LeVar Burton thought -
How do residents of Newcastle feel about his Star Trek character?

 

[terrisus]

$2000 dollar HP Stream is here, 20MB of data a month free for life, free Office 3

 

[Masquerader]

Apple holding special event Oct. 16 (new iPads, iMacs, and Yosemite Sam)

 

[Guevara]

UBS has a huge security problem that could take years to fix

So there'd be two threads on the front page, one about flash drives, one about a Swiss bank

• USB has a huge security problem that could take years to fix
• UBS has a huge security problem that could take years to fix