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[terrisus]

VHS Tuesday, October 14
Back because nobody demanded it! BetaMax VHS Tuesday!

 

[NateDog]

I want more extreme previews

 

[davepoobond]

Water almost killed me

Better murder tool: Pepsi or coke?

 

[Cade]

Have your parents' sexual habits ever turned you off?

 

[maxcriden]

"I can't believe this isn't a $30,000 Magic: The Gathering card yet"

 

[terrisus]

"I can't believe this isn't a $30,000 Magic: The Gathering card yet"

"Hey GAF, I found this bunch of stuff sitting in a box in my closet. Think I can get $30,000 for it? Or should I aim higher?"



Normal people on public transport


Neogaf is redricting me to a doggy website

 

[MikeHattsu]

Visiting My Girlfriend - Any Tips?

Man finds Tiffany the cat worth $140,000

 

[terrisus]

Parody thread fragrances - Recommend me

Parody dropping fragrances - Recommend me

 

[Guevara]

Would you date a friend's sibling if you it hit off geometry wise?

Would you date a friend's sibling if you it hit off physics wise?

Would you date a friend's sibling if you it hit off anatomy wise?

 

[Jackben]

Would you date a sibling if you hit it off friend's-wise?

 

[terrisus]

The Gathering card worth $30,000


How do you read garbage?


Man finds a Magic

 

[terrisus]

So saw this sweet little thing I'd sure like to put myself into at work today.

I hope my co-worker doesn't see me talking about her like this >.>

 

[Graphics Horse]

 

[Timeaisis]

Do you still think about Resident Evil Revelations?

Robert Downey, Jr. to appear in Cap 3 Kickstarter Campaign

 

[BinaryPork2737]

Emperor Sheev |OT| Darth Sheepious

 

[ronito]

Actually a story about buying jeans.

 

[Brakke]

missed u guys n gals

 

[Brakke]

Has your parents' sexual habits ever turned you on?

 

[terrisus]

missed u guys n gals

Welcome back <3




Lockheed claims breakthrough in computing power, personal computer on back of truck possible.

 

[Timeaisis]

Christian Bale to play Steve Jobs in New 2-hour Apple commercial.

missed u guys n gals

Junior member urges?

Spoiler

Welcome back!

 

[MikeHattsu]

missed u guys n gals

Welcome back

 

[Brakke]

Snoop Dogg bullies Iggy Pop on instagram

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Mr. Pop responds by laughing about how he's had sex with David Bowie and Snoop Dog hasn't, then proceeds to eat an entire glass bottle of Coke and also do a line of coke off a hyena's dick.

Junior member urges?

Spoiler

Welcome back!

Found a permanent solution to repressing my parody thread urges.

 

[Coreda]

Friends you've seen too much of that now you get repulsed by

 

[NateDog]

How much effort do you put into your SO's friends?

 

[Timeaisis]

Guy runs into a spider-sized puppy in rainforest.

 

[Jackben]

Guy runs into a spider-sized puppy in rainforest.

The most adorable spider news I've ever heard.

 

[Brakke]

10 Most Popular Jobs in each income bracket

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It's a matrix with Steve Jobs's face in each of cells.

The most adorable spider news I've ever heard.

there are def tarantulas bigger than this guy.

 

[davepoobond]

As gay marriage increases, so does Ebola

 

[Brakke]

Freaky Fred shared this incredible story over email that I just handle even handle; I've been thinking about it all day. Anyway he concluded his True Life story with the following Parody Thread Title and BOY IS IT A DOOZY:

Girl upstairs leaked pee through my ceiling. Is she flirting?

UNBAN THIS MAN HE HAS V IMPORTANT THREADS TO MAKE.

 

[Jackben]

Girl upstairs leaked pee through my ceiling. Is she flirting?

Primal flirting.

 

[terrisus]

A giant weird sculpture appeared in Paris today

 

[Amalthea]

It's called Allthatweirdshitweirdpeopledowithstrangersdisregardingtheirownsafetyr, ...Oh wait, it's just Craiglist.

 

[NateDog]

Florida horse has teen sex stuffed in Walmart
Florida horse has sex with stuffed teen in Walmart
Florida horse has stuffed Walmart in teen

Blade Symphony - A "dueling" sword fighting game with a load of ass rimming

 

[Guevara]

I feel bad for the billions of people born too early to experience TLOU

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Aristotle, Marco Polo, Ozymandias, Leonardo Da Vinci, the unnamed cave painters all have one thing in common: they died too early to witness the pinnacle of human artistic and cultural ambition. Just thinking about that gets me down. I'm sure Marco Polo would have picked up dualshock controls pretty quick.

 

[Calvero]

Florida Walmart has horse stuffed in teen

 

[IDKAboutThat]

Super Best Giantbomb OT 653|Why Do We Still Exist

 

[terrisus]

People who are lazy are the epe... epo... epite... ah, to heck with it.

 

[terrisus]

People who post parody threads are the epitome of laziness
<3

 

[maxcriden]

People who post parody threads are the epitome of laziness
<3

I really am the epitome of laziness. I'm trying to work on that, though. Kinda.

 

[ronito]

Back in my day, parody threads were not only unlocked they were awesome.

 

[terrisus]

awesome

 

[terrisus]

I really am the epitome of laziness. I'm trying to work on that, though. Kinda.

I procrastinate too much.
I should do something about that.
Eventually.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Meh.

 

[daydream]

Young Stalin sure is looking good

 

[terrisus]

Poured my heart out for a girl, now I'm dead from blood loss. feels bad man

 

[daydream]

Poured my heart out for a girl, now I'm dead from blood loss. feels bad man

was she a vampire

wait, are you a vampire now how are you posting this thread

pls respond

 

[Brakke]

Poured my heart out for a girl, now I'm dead from blood loss. feels bad man

This one got me good. Seasonal jokes, best jokes.

The other day a buddy and I posited The Long Con, in which you adopt seasonal vocabularies. Ie in fall call people "pumpkin" affectionately. In summer, refer to girls as "tall glasses of water". In spring, call your dude pals "buds". In winter, all slams are "ice cold". It will take YEARS for anyone to catch on, if they ever do. You get to laugh inside every day because you're doing a silly thing but nobody else knows.

Can you contain your mirth before you're outted??

 

[Calvero]

This one got me good. Seasonal jokes, best jokes.

The other day a buddy and I posited The Long Con, in which you adopt seasonal vocabularies. Ie in fall call people "pumpkin" affectionately. In summer, refer to girls as "tall glasses of water". In spring, call your dude pals "buds". In winter, all slams are "ice cold". It will take YEARS for anyone to catch on, if they ever do. You get to laugh inside every day because you're doing a silly thing but nobody else knows.

Can you contain your mirth before you're outted??

that's hilarious. hilarious.

 

[Makai]

LTTP: Dating GAFers

 

[terrisus]

One year ago today, I started dating a gaffer.

 

[terrisus]

Girl, this is a GAF of a boy and not a gif right?