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[Brakke]

One year ago today I started dating a golfer

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Bae wears those spiky shoes and puts balls in my tin cup and damn I'm in love.

 

[Valhelm]

A year ago today, I began stalking a Gaffer.

 

[terrisus]

I can goose myself on command

 

[terrisus]

Taking over the webcam on a laptop

 

[Brakke]

Put the poster above you on your ignore list.

 

[terrisus]

Put the poster above you on your ignore list.

<3

 

[IDKAboutThat]

WTF is: Police Violence

 

[NateDog]

Put the poster above you on your ignore list.

lol

Incredibly minor annoyances you wish you could wish you could wish away

 

[maxcriden]

$5M fine for Parody Thread Urges

 

[Jackben]

Put the poster above you on your ignore list.

I get the urge to play this one a lot in gamergate threads.

 

[Timeaisis]

What is your monthly new car budget?

 

[terrisus]

What is your monthly porn budget?

I probably spend about 100 POUNDS Sterling a month on porn. It's my main expense I would say. How much do you guys spend?

 

[davepoobond]

In human fiction there should be no references to other human fiction period.

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Meta Thread Urges

 

[Timeaisis]

New Ebola Thread

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There wasn't a new ebola thread today, so I thought I'd make one.

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Music that makes you feel like a dumbass

 

[Guevara]

What is your monthly porn budget?

I probably spend about 100 POUNDS Sterling a month on porn. It's my main expense I would say. How much do you guys spend?

Is there VAT on porn? There shouldn't be: it's clearly lacking in Values.

 

[davepoobond]

Music that makes you feel like a dumbass

Lol

 

[terrisus]

Is there VAT on porn? There shouldn't be: it's clearly lacking in Values.

That's why they need to Add Values to it.

 

[Timeaisis]

Estimate the value of your porn collection in thousands of dollars.

 

[terrisus]

The first rule of Zombie fiction is, you do not talk about Zombie fiction.
The second rule of Zombie fiction is, you do not talk about Zombie fiction.

 

[Guevara]

The first rule of Zombie fiction is, you do not talk about Zombie fiction.
The second rule of Zombie fiction is, you do not talk about Zombie fiction.

Don't talk about Zombie Fiction just because you're living in a Zombie scenario.

 

[terrisus]

What's the best femdom?

 

[Brakke]

Stuff you used to eat but can't eat anymore because your booty says no...

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Two threads: one about foods that make you fart, one about foods that make your butt fat.

What's the best femdom?

got me

 

[terrisus]

America-GAF what do I do with Change™?

got me

The thing is, I keep reading that topic title like that >.>

 

[maxcriden]

Unruly hugs wreak havoc in college town

 

[terrisus]

Unruly pumpkins wreak havoc in college town

Unruly physics engine wreaks havok in college town



How many of you have actually never seen a redhead...down there?



Disney finally rids itself of the rights to "John Carter" franchise

 

[Timeaisis]

Girlfriend warns Man: "Don't touch my Obama!"

 

[maxcriden]

Girlfriend warns Man: "Don't touch my Obama!"

Hahah.

 

[Calvero]

i was trying to think of a parody thread for the confession thread, but I can't think of anything

 

[Jackben]

Anonymous Confession Thread: Practice Your Creative Writing Here

 

[terrisus]

Anonymous Confession Thread: Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but...

 

[maxcriden]

ArtGAF, are Copy Makers worth it?

 

[terrisus]

Florida Kid wonders what the heck is wrong with his parents



Do whales ever accidentally masturbate to pandas?

 

[Brakke]

Honest opinion: take away The Last of Us and GAF better than it is?
Honest opinion: take away Marvel and GAF better than it is?
Honest opinion: take away Dark Souls 2 and GAF better than it is?

 

[Timeaisis]

Honest opinion: take away The Last of Us and GAF better than it is?
Honest opinion: take away Marvel and GAF better than it is?
Honest opinion: take away Dark Souls 2 and GAF better than it is?

Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Last of Us, Marvel, Dark Souls 2

 

[terrisus]

So, I started chatting with this chick on Facebook. Trap?
Surprise?


So you want to know about sex? No strings attached, I promise.

 

[perfectchaos007]

I want to do a tipping thread parody.


Thread Title: When Drones begin delivering pizza's...

OP: What % should people tip the drone?

Keep in mind the workers who arm the drone with your pizza make below minimum wage...

 

[terrisus]

AOL 5.0 terrisus announced



I'm not sure if I like the phrase "Let's just be friends"

 

[Guevara]

I want to do a tipping thread parody.


Thread Title: When Drones begin delivering pizza's...

OP: What % should people tip the drone?

Keep in mind the workers who arm the drone with your pizza make below minimum wage...

If a drone can deliver my pizza, why should I tip a human for doing the same job?

 

[terrisus]

Apropos of nothing, a thread with Cockney rhyming slang versions of existing thread titles would be interesting annoying.

 

[Brakke]

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS THREAD. HOLY SHIT. PLS.

http://www.marthastewart.com/1085315/party-themes-punk-rock

"decorate a "punk-in" with nails, studs, and safety pins!"

"A full-on "nosh pit" is just what this punk party calls for."

"Buy a sheet of music -- in your favorite punk jam, of course -- to top fondant-covered cupcakes."

plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Calvero]

I think this one might come off mean, but here goes

My girlfriend had a mini-stroke and i was like cool

 

[Brakke]

my friend became an ent and i was like cool

 

[terrisus]

my friend became an ent and i was like cool

A+




I thought I was the last of us Dottie, a Thanos.

 

[terrisus]

Rod Stewart (Young Turks) interviews you for 4:35 (Billy & Patti)

 

[Brakke]

my friend became an ent and i was like cool

This is now the title of the thread. THE MODS ARE WATCHING US IN HERE.

<.<
>.>
>.<

 

[Graphics Horse]

Let's make a John Dudebro game from scratch - MSIFUSIGtS/SY II

 

[terrisus]

This is now the title of the thread. THE MODS ARE WATCHING US IN HERE.

<.<
>.>
>.<

Mods don't need to post in "Parody Thread Urges," since they can just act on their urges.
We're like one step away from mods >.>

 

[Jackben]

Brakke just levelled up to Parody Lord