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[sc0la]

So Pauly Shore came to our store yesterday, unfortunately it was an hour before my shift, so I didn't get to meet him. He walked into the store, and one of my co-workers recognized him but shrugged it off "nah couldn't be him", but turns out it was.

So I ask if he said "Hey, Buhhh-ddy" like the weeze, and apparently he did but not like the weeze did just in his normal voice.

"Hey buddy, were here promoting my new movie and I want you to come check it out tommorrow (at this point he apparently let out a wretched hacking smokers cough)" So he gave my co-workers free tickets and signed them. I almost wrote on one of the tickets to take a note down, and he hella freaked out. LOL.

I had said previously that it said a lot about his career that he had to make a movie called Pauly Shore is Dead, but then he showed up in a shopping mall in fucking Sacramento to hand out screener passes himself. WTF.

My coworkers said he looked sort of sad like he wanted to die, Which makes for good story but sounds like hyperbole to me. I wish I was there, I would have sold him a Halo 2 pre-order. Or something, anything.

What would you have sold Pauly Shore if he came to your business?

 

[Matlock]

No Shoes
No Shirt
No Paulie Shore
No Service

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

No Shoes
No Shirt
No Paulie Shore
No Service

I have to have a Pauley Shore to get serviced?

 

[demon]

I took this title literally. I am now disappointed.

 

[rc213]

I would give him a gun with 1 bullet so he can put himself out his misery.

 

[sc0la]

You are late to the party then. we already had a pauly shore is dead fake out topic a while back.

I would give him a gun with 1 bullet so he can put himself out his misery.

Guncons only shoot light though

 

[Matlock]

I have to have a Pauley Shore to get serviced?

Yes

 

[dskillzhtown]

Pauley Shore is the ultimate gravy trainer. His mom ran or started the improv and he rode her coatttails to his 'success' that he is today. I always found him un-funny and just a weird ego-maniac.

 

[doncale]

I'll be the first to say it.

who gives a F about Pauly Shore ?

 

[hXc_thugg]

who gives a F about Pauly Shore ?

Pauly Shore.

 

[sc0la]

I'll be the first to say it.

who gives a F about Pauly Shore ?

Nobody. That is what makes it so funny in the end.

he has to essentially go door to door to pitch his new movie. Maybe that is the angle of the whole campaign. Who knows really.

 

[aoi tsuki]

First i thought he was dead, and i was relieved. Then i realized that despite the fact i think he sucks as an actor, no, human being, he doesn't deserve to die and felt somewhat disappointed in myself. Now i realize he's not dead, and i feel confused.

PS i didn't read your post.

 

[sc0la]

First i thought he was dead, and i was relieved. Then i realized that despite the fact i think he sucks as an actor, no, human being, he doesn't deserve to die and felt somewhat disappointed in myself. Now i realize he's not dead, and i feel confused.

PS i didn't read your post.

At least your are honest (about your thoughts, I don't care if you ever read my post, it isn't one of my best).

I think its funny how when people come into these threads they go "I thought he really died and I was going to post pics of little kids dancing WTF" when I doubt reality would actually reflect that. Thanks for not being pompous.

 

[bjork]

Shown him our wide selection of hentai dvds.

 

[DDayton]

Drat. I missed him? I really wanted to see how he was going to be going around Sacramento, promoting the film...

As odd as he is, there is something interesting about the fact that he wrote, directed, produced, and bankrolled a film about himself as a failure.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Milk Duds!