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[Darkmakaimura]

So when using the bathroom, do you sit down when you piss or standing up,?

I feel sitt have to take a piss. Lots a less messy and flash or missing the the toilet

Not to mention if you a shid.

 

[adamsapple]

My house? sit.
Public restroom or someone else's house? stand.

 

[Rentahamster]

I am standing at attention.

 

[The Cockatrice]

always standing even when I shit i just cup my poop and throw it in the toilet.

 

[SpiceRacz]

 

[falconhoof]

If you stand how far do you pull down your pants?

 

[Avid Reading Horse]

We all know where this is going so let's speedrun this shit.

What does your beautiful passing trans roommate do, and when he pees standing up does it ruin your immersion?

 

[Darkmakaimura]

What does your beautiful passing trans roommate do, and when he pees standing up does it ruin your immersion?

She pees sitting down.

 

[Soodanim]

Standing has less room for error, especially when you're tall. If sitting is a reasonable option it's the wise choice.

 

[Beretta]

If I'm peeing while standing then I've got a problem.

 

[RagnarokIV]

The roommate pees like Mrs Doubtfire

 

[killatopak]

entirely depends if I'm doing number 2.

 

[Ar¢tos]

Handstanding

 

[Rockondevil]

The votes need to be visible on this. Standing is the only way.
The only pee pee that should happen sitting is when you poo poo.

 

[The Cockatrice]

She pees sitting down.

do you let her pee on you?

 

[Darkmakaimura]

No, unfortunately not.

 

[navii]

If you can't aim like a man, sit down and pee like a girl. Is what my ex used to say.

 

[Kenneth Haight]

Why stand when you can sit?

 

[The Cockatrice]

No, unfortunately not.

 

[Fermbiz]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

smfh

 

[Signalis]

So when using the bathroom, do you sit down when you piss or standing up,?

I feel sitt have to take a piss. Lots a less messy and flash or missing the the toilet

Not to mention if you a shid.

Is this you?

 

[jshackles]

My dick is so big that when I sit down to pee I have to like... Push it into the bowl. Otherwise its default behavior is to droop over the side of the seat and pee on my jeans.

So I pee standing up.

 

[Trilobit]

Most Japanese men sit down peeing so who am I as a weeb to do differently?

 

[GymWolf]

In my house definitely sit.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Need the option for both.

 

[Putonahappyface]

If I'm peeing while standing then I've got a problem.

 

[Ar¢tos]

I should sit down when I wake up to pee in the middle of the night.
I do it half-asleep and i once fell over while peeing.

 

[Putonahappyface]

No, unfortunately not.

 

[Dr. Suchong]

If you stand how far do you pull down your pants?

I take mine completely off.
No encumbrances.

 

[SJRB]

For science I did a splash zone analysis not too long ago and I can guarantee you that sitting down reduces urine splatter outside the toilet by 99%. And since I'm the one who has to clean the toilet I started sitting down to pee.

 

[Baemono]

Most Japanese men sit down peeing so who am I as a weeb to do differently?

Okay now I learned that peeing is "small water" in kanjis

 

[Baemono]

The votes need to be visible on this. Standing is the only way.
The only pee pee that should happen sitting is when you poo poo.

So it's the only way, unless it's the other way (so not the only way)

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

Most Japanese men sit down peeing so who am I as a weeb to do differently?

They also have toilets that automatically clean you . That high pressure shot of water up your ass sure is something.

 

[Putonahappyface]

If you stand how far do you pull down your pants?

I unzip my zipper on my trousers and then pass my knob through the opening of my boxer shorts to urinate.

Do people really pull their trousers all the way down?

 

[Braag]

If you have bad aim, then sit.

I unzip my zipper on my trousers and then pass my knob through the opening of my boxer shorts to urinate.

Do people really pull their trousers all the way down?

Few years ago we were at a pub with a bunch of friends and I saw a dude in the restroom with his trousers all the way down, peeing with his bare ass on display. I was somewhere between shocked and bursting out laughing, I had never seen that before.
Told my friends about it and they claimed people like that are called "Anklers" cause they drop their trousers all the way to their ankles, as their moms taught them to pee.

 

[ValiantInstance]

Since I bought my own place, I sit. You suddenly become conscious of how many times your piss flies off in two completely different directions when it's going all over the hardwood floor you paid for.

If it's in public I don't give a fuck.

 

[RoboFu]

Laying on my side

 

[Fermbiz]

If you sprinkle while you tinkle, then be a sweetie and clean the seatie.

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

If you have bad aim, then sit.



Few years ago we were at a pub with a bunch of friends and I saw a dude in the restroom with his trousers all the way down, peeing with his bare ass on display. I was somewhere between shocked and bursting out laughing, I had never seen that before.
Told my friends about it and they claimed people like that are called "Anklers" cause they drop their trousers all the way to their ankles, as their moms taught them to pee.

I've seen this shit in nightclubs. Very bizarre

 

[Just_one]

first one of the day sit , rest standing

 

[Yamisan]

Sitting because I have crohns disease and I never know when a turd is going to be sneaky and slide out.

 

[StueyDuck]

always standing even when I shit i just cup my poop and throw it in the toilet.

My man... get your daily squats in, give it a dunk, no need to get your hands dirty

 

[The Cockatrice]

My man... get your daily squats in, give it a dunk, no need to get your hands dirty

I like the warmth bacterial touch in my hand.

 

[LordCBH]

Lying down.

 

[FalsettoVibe]

What....lol

 

[Trilobit]

I love standing up while peeing in nature though. I try to aim for anything that moves and I move it from left to right like a firehose. It's all over the place.

I unzip my zipper on my trousers and then pass my knob through the opening of my boxer shorts to urinate.

Do people really pull their trousers all the way down?

I always think that people who do those boxer sniper shots have weird looking balls they don't want anyone to see.

 

[Putonahappyface]

What....lol

I've seen a lot of woman use these at festivals. Intresting at communal urinals to say the least.

 

[Aesius]

Standing up.

Problem is, my toilet water is cold.

And deep, too.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I always think that people who do those boxer sniper shots have weird looking balls they don't want anyone to see.

In the UK we tend not to display our testicles to one another in toilets. Not because we're ashamed of our gentleman's purses, but because the general consensus is, that it's bizarre.