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[taco543]

That's right. Fuck chunky peanut butter. It's terrible. You spread it on bread only to tear your bread apart, much like your humanity when you decided to buy that awful shit. I mean really you go to take a bite of a beautiful PB&J only to find instead of creamy honey infused peanut buttery goodness it's shit, shit filled with fucking pebbles of peanuts. The texture too, it doesn't have the same wonderfully creamy and smooth texture as NORMAL peanut butter, it's just fucking lumpy and it looks like someone took a fat shit after eating nothing but peanuts for a month and a half. Most of the people that eat chunky peanut butter are assholes too, what kind of monster can bare that sort of torture? What kind of MASOCHIST loves this awful bread destroying garbage? If I'm ever at the grocery store and I see someone even reach for the chunky peanut butter I'm going to give em the dead eye. I'm going to give them the look of just disdain, and I'm going to hope that one of those peanuts in there doesn't get digested right and it hurts their butt when they poop it out. You know what im OK with peanuts I like them, they're fine, I like payday bars, they're pretty meh, but chunky peanut butter is fecal matter and if you consume it, you're eating poop.

It's awful and you should feel awful for eating it. I'm at a boiling point, this has been on my mind for too long, we need to draw a line in the sand. Say NO to chunky peanut butter, and say YES to actually good PB&J sandwiches.

SAY YES TO THIS!

SAY NO TO THIS!

 

[Dishwalla]

I don't know about that but chunky peanut butter is definitely inferior to creamy.

 

[Redd]

Peanut butter is pretty bad in itself. Step your game up OP and get some cashew butter. It contains real nuts for one thing and tastes wayyyy better.

 

[GamingOblivion]

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[Sifl]

I feel like you're too emotionally invested in this.

 

[Floridian]

Chunky doesn't exist to me. Smooth is the winning team.

 

[vatstep]

Creamy peanut butter is for children.

 

[Lightning Count]

Why not both?

I like both varieties.

 

[taco543]

I feel like you're too emotionally invested in this.

HEY DUDE! ITS SOMETHING TO GET BEHIND! I WANT MY PEANUT BUTTER AND I WANT IT SMOOTH!!!

 

[Fisticuffs]

Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches are for BABIES!!!

 

[DizzyCaffeine]

But it's called peanut butter....eh, who cares, both are great.

 

[KINGofCRA5H]

Now, what we have here folks is an example of an incorrect opinion.

 

[Biltmore]

Creamy peanut butter is for children.

As evidenced by the Op.

 

[whitemex88]

Image of OP

 

[Perfect Cha0s]

That's right. Fuck chunky peanut butter. It's terrible. You spread it on bread only to tear your bread apart,

Maybe if you use shit-tier bread. :V

 

[Chie Satonaka]

Why not both?

I like both varieties.

Seconded.

 

[Akahige]

I'm confused by the picture. Why put peanut butter on both sides then jelly on top the peanut butter? What kind of asshole does that?

 

[Plywood]

Maybe if you use shit-tier bread. :V

Yep, OP your favorite bread is shit.

 

[Sojgat]

Why not just tell your mommy what you prefer before she packs your kindy lunchbox?

All peanut butter is shit anyway.

 

[Hypron]

watchugondo op?

 

[Gintoki]

I like both.

 

[Persona7]

Bread destroying? I've never experienced that before.

 

[God Dayumm]

That creamy shit is unnatural. You do know they add a lot of soybean oil to give it that texture, do you? Enjoy your man boobs and beetus

 

[uncelestial]

All this hyperbole is literally worse than 10,000 holocausts

 

[Karsticles]

Chunky peanut butter sounds terrible.

I will stick with my crunchy peanut butter.

 

[Hellwarden]

I won't pretend I understand people who like chunky peanut butter. I don't know what their lives are like, or what their hardships are.

But I know they like sandwiches.

That makes them alright in my book.

 

[therapist]

theyre both good but for a pb+j sammich , you do need creamy

why does this get you so riled up?

also what kind of bread are you using that crunchy pb ruins it ? lol

 

[dity]

watchugondo op?

Yo can I just barge in here and say that that brand of peanut butter is the shit? I love it. Best I've ever had.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Truth. Same with unfrosted pop-tarts. You can eat them, but I'll judge the hell out of you for it.

 

[Kozak]

peanut butter is gross af

Spoiler

it triggers my asthma

 

[Breakage]

Does peanut butter taste better on toasted or untoasted bread?

 

[legacyzero]

Crunchy master-race represent. Creamy has no place on this world.

 

[taco543]

I'm confused by the picture. Why put peanut butter on both sides then jelly on top the peanut butter? What kind of asshole does that?

The asshole who uses chunky peanut butter!

 

[Oxirane]

Just sprinkle crushed honey roasted peanuts onto the smooth peanut butter after it is spread.

 

[TimeEffect]

Peanut butter is pretty bad in itself. Step your game up OP and get some cashew butter. It contains real nuts for one thing and tastes wayyyy better.

Peanut butter..isnt real?

 

[Fracas]

Goddamn smoothers

Crunchy peanut butter is the only peanut butter. Everything else is a war crime.

 

[lastplayed]

Suck on it OP

 

[taco543]

watchugondo op?

I'm waiting for one of those fucking peanuts to destroy your WORLD!!!!

Spoiler

colon, to destroy your colon.

 

[bryehn]

The fuck?

I prefer creamy (unsalted/unsweetened), but crunchy peanut butter is alright.

I do eat a lot of nuts (cashews, almonds, hazelnuts, walnuts, Brazil nuts, etc.) though, so I'm used to the texture/chewing aspect. I could see how that might turn people off.

Suck on it OP

Sanitarium? Peanut butter for the insane?

 

[Hieberrr]

Only when you use white bead does it tear. White bread peasants.

 

[phanphare]

watchugondo op?

are you putting peanut butter on rye bread?

 

[Hypron]

Yo can I just barge in here and say that that brand of peanut butter is the shit? I love it. Best I've ever had.

You and me both. It's so damn good.

I'm waiting for one of those fucking peanuts to destroy your WORLD!!!!

Spoiler

colon, to destroy your colon.

Ironic coming from a guy with a Mexican food username

are you putting peanut butter on rye bread?

The label says it's a "4 seeds loaf". It's my first time buying one actually haha. It's pretty good though (way better than white bread).

 

[dity]

Does peanut butter taste better on toasted or untoasted bread?

Untoasted, definitely.

 

[ShipTheCheese]

Between this thread, the steak thread, and the pulpy orange juice thread, I don't know what's happened to the world anymore.

 

[Baroquemantic]

I'm not a fan of chunky peanut butter either. It's all about that smooth and creamy.

Also, pb&j is disgusting.

 

[taco543]

Maybe if you use shit-tier bread. :V

Only when you use white bead does it tear. White bread peasants.

There's your answer! A proper peanut butter should destroy no bread! Instead it should create a harmony between the bread and jelly or jam. Rather than mangle and destroy it's lover it should embrace it!!!

 

[Crayons]

 

[The Beard]

Super Chunk all day long. What kind of weak ass bread are you using if you're ripping the bread apart trying to apply chunky PB? Wonder Bread? Or do you refrigerate your PB like an asshole?

 

[Wingfan19]

Chunky/Crunchy PB all day every day, come at me.

 

[Lightning Count]

Crunchy master-race represent. Creamy has no place on this world.

That phrase has no place in the world whether used ironically or seriously. It's neither funny or witty.