Extra Sauce
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I bet OP eats that sugary, fat-ridden Jiff garbage.
Give me that 100% peanuts crunchy goodness.
Give me that 100% peanuts crunchy goodness.
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People that like chunky peanut butter are assholes. There I said it.
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You cropped out your porn tabs. Smart.
Baroquemantic
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And Velvet peanut butter is the best I've ever had.
No people that refrigerate peanut butter have a special place in hell for them. See you shouldn't worry about your bread ripping no matter what kind of bread you may use, be it wonder, or be it Sara Lee. If it tears any bread, it is an abomination!!!
Yeah, this is what I think too. I don't get the love for peanut butter, but when it's spread on toast it acquires a noticable "bitter" taste.
I guess the proper way to consume it is on untoasted bread although I end up ripping the bread when spreading crunchy peanut butter.
They are very much real but they're not nuts.
ghostwritingduck
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Chunky peanut butter is a pain to spread, but it's often superior to creamy when cooking. It's also better when rating it out of the jar like a barbarian.
WaterAstro
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If your peanut butter has more than peanuts as an ingredient, it's garbage.
Is that rye? Gross
Salty Rice
Member
Peanut butter with jelly is disgusting.
Take one of them but not both muricans.
Take one of them but not both muricans.
Osukaa
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Damn goin all out with the Top Tier Bread and Superior Crunchy Peanut Butter. OP should just admit defeat now.
oh and crunchy PB is awesome
Regginator
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I like something in between. Not too chunky, not too smooth.
Something like this:
Something like this:
Walker_Boh
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You will take my chunky peanut butter from my cold dead hands OP.
Extra Sauce
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You think that is an option? There is a war out there and you better know which side you're on.
Seriously though is there such a thing?
edit: I see you edited in a pic.
Perfect Cha0s
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Your white bread trembles beneath the might of crunchy glory. You see, the best of peanut butters requires the finest of breads.
Wanna know what's even better than just regular untoasted bread? Throw that bread in the microwave for 10 seconds. 👌
Yup, nothing worse than creamy peanut butter.
Gimme that chunky peanut butter and blackberry jam.
ShooterMcGavin
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I've been spreading the good news of peanut butter for quite some time. The fact that there are individuals who dislike chunky, or even *gasp* ALL types of peanut butter is tragic.
This is a sad day.
This is a sad day.
Suck on it OP
Peanut butter for people who want to support anti-gay companies!
GoldenEye 007
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Chunky adds some much needed texture to the standard mush level PB&J.
no, you have to compromise with a rare steak. just shove it in there.
TheGreatMightyPoo
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I don't know if they are assholes but I feel sorry for them.
Eppy Thatcher
God's had his chance.
My 6 year old also enjoys boring ass normal ass creamy peanut butter. Next you gonna tell me you Wonderbread your way through life and go to bed at 8:00 sharp so you don't get all grumpus in the morning.
Crunchy + raspberry jam or preserves. All day erryday
Crunchy + raspberry jam or preserves. All day erryday
Sounds like someone didn't go to bed at 8 sharp last night. Naughty boy.
Spiritwalker
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Only asshole here is you OP.
Baroquemantic
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The real monsters are those who like pb&j! One of the worst combos ever. Same as jelly or jam on sausage/whatever biscuits.
No because then the creamyness is ruined and tainted by that awful swill that claims to be peanut butter!
So we have it, a chunky peanut butter company is anti gay?! When will these poor blinded chunky fanatics learn that creamy is the path to true peanut butter glory?!
highrider
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I will fight you.
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