He must of been with some really fucked up women.
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Physician: End The War On Pubic Hair
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He must of been with some really fucked up women.
elrechazado
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My wife shaves her armpits, therefore I am a pedo enthusiast.
Devolution
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I still don't get it. How does some hair change what is basically an open wide vag?
Why is it that half of GAF seems to have no grasp of human anatomy?
Armpits are not part of the genitalia.
Have you seen Alien Nation?
Until I see vaginal lips with teeth (shudder) and a freaking jaw bone... That is an alien's mouth. The visual imagery of seeing pink and a small dark hole is throwing you and many others off.
elrechazado
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Armpit hair is an evolutionary signal to sexual maturity. Why is it that you hate science and consistent logic?
Trojita
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Also in greek and roman cultures the phallus was pretty important. Pubic hair would have taken away from it. Hell most western ancient art featuring a nude penis doesn't have pubes. But it's probably the same reason I mentioned for the Romans/Greeks.
Yeah but it doesn't seem like there is any hair on his body but on his head, when's the last time you saw a greek guy without hair on his chest or legs?
Putting public hair on a statue just doesn't seem to be the norm.
freenudemacusers
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So if you put a beard on him you are good to go?
turn your monitor on it's side. The picture makes more sense that way.
Devolution
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Well carving hair in general when you're trying to focus on form would be a pointless task.
That's not going to help.
Rentahamster
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Zombie James
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Trying to equate shaving with paedophilia is something I've heard before and it's still dumb to hear today. It's just a far more pleasant area to be around when you're not confronted with a forest of fur, and it's as simple as that. There's no hidden, evil subconscious shit going on here.
Trojita
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Of course. It would also be a huge pain in the ass.
If you have a bush down there... you are a disgusting person. I for one can't even get a strong erection when a girl has a bush. Its so.... I don't know. Messy. I refuse to go down on that. A landing strip? Good, not bad! The Dark Forest of the Ents? Fuck you.
And for men.... it makes your junk look bigger! And cleaner!
And for men.... it makes your junk look bigger! And cleaner!
CornBurrito
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It isn't that I enjoy the sight of it. But if you are gonna suck a dick you don't want all that bush in your face.
Devolution
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Imagine if you got everything perfect then chipped a part of a leg, arm or ball while trying to do hair. They probably said "fuck it."
Without bush... How would we ever be able to tell if the carpet matches the drapes and other life mysteries?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Chun Li probably has a bush. Think about that one.
GoldenEye 007
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Well you get back to me when your teeth are full of natural floss.
Razgriz-Specter
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In this thread I discover I might be a prude...
Byakuya769
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I'm reading, "It makes your junk look bigger" as "I have a little penis." Sorry. Unless you're doing porno shoots, who cares? You soliciting chicks with dick pics?
I have never met anyone that likes the taste of hair.
Brian Griffin
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Maybe "bigger" is the wrong word. Shaving makes it so I can see more of it and I do send pics to my wife every now and then when she's at work lol. If a had a full bush then a good potion of the length would be hidden.
freenudemacusers
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Nobody wants to see a hotdog hanging from a tumbleweed bro
elrechazado
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Because it only counts apparently if it's on their genitalia. For some arbitrary, immature, and asinine reason...
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Deleted member 22576
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It's always weird noticing the pubic hair on a partner build up over time. It's like you never notice a change because it's so gradual, but then 2 weeks later it's super grooming half hour shower of power time and you're like whoa shit I've been sticking my face in this thing an didn't even notice.
That's so crazy.
K
kittens
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I having sex with girls who have shaved pubes. It looks weird, and often times feels awful.
But that's a personal preference. People can and should do whatever they want with their bodies.
But that's a personal preference. People can and should do whatever they want with their bodies.
Good. I don't mind going to the dentist for a haircut.
TheMan
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lol, i just rewatched that today and it occured to me that the smart bug's mouth looked like a big ol pussy
Don't have a random hookup the day after a fresh shave, and you should be good.
Rentahamster
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Facehuggers look pretty vagalicious too.
In my dreams she doesn't... and that's all that matters!
...goddamn asian women and their fear of shaving....
CrocMother
Banned
Add me to the trim, don't shave camp.
I don't really mind either way, but the red bumps are hard to avoid and if you don't do it everyday it gets abrasive fast.
Really it's more the obsession with it I find least attractive. It really doesn't matter. Whenever any of my friends say things like "dude its 2012 nobody should have a bush" or "I would never fuck a girl with a bush" I want to punch them in the face. Women have too much negative body propaganda swimming around them.
I don't really mind either way, but the red bumps are hard to avoid and if you don't do it everyday it gets abrasive fast.
Really it's more the obsession with it I find least attractive. It really doesn't matter. Whenever any of my friends say things like "dude its 2012 nobody should have a bush" or "I would never fuck a girl with a bush" I want to punch them in the face. Women have too much negative body propaganda swimming around them.
LiveFromKyoto
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I stayed in a mediocre relationship for months just because she shaved. Japan. You know how it is.
Angry Fork
Member
I shave my shit entirely as much as possible, feels really good and hygienic. Honestly if there was a cheap way to get rid of pubic hair permanently I'd probably do it.
Koopakiller
Banned
yeah, I don't see why we have to take one side or the other. trimming is fine, it's only gross when you're rocking a rampant fucking forest down there. seriously, if your grass is 3+ inches thick, you need to mow that shit down. looks better, and feels better
waxing is great too, though it could look a bit weird if you have a lot of pubic fat, looks best on thin/muscular bodies
waxing is great too, though it could look a bit weird if you have a lot of pubic fat, looks best on thin/muscular bodies
Im_So_Pringles
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Shave the sides, trim the top. That's the way I've always done it, and will continue to do it. On a girl, really the only thing I don't like is if the "sides" aren't shaved. Bush on top is fine. Shaved completely is fine. I really don't mind, just get those sides shaved. lol
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Only a benefit if someone has low self-esteem.
I simply choose not to shave nor trim down there. No complaints from any women yet.
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