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[donfonzie]

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Kilau]

 

[John Marston]

We don't have rules or guidelines in this thread but this is Reader's Digest level right here.

 

[GutsOfThor]

The woman I'm seeing sent me this this morning.......

 

[Kamina]

The woman I'm seeing sent me this this morning.......

She seems to have great humor

 

[NoLootBoxDev]

The woman I'm seeing sent me this this morning.......

You know what it means:

 

[John Marston]

The woman I'm seeing sent me this this morning.......

Not a Reader's Digest reader.

 

[Hero of Spielberg]

 

[Trunx81]

It’s worrying that this scenario isn’t impossible anymore in 2023 …

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

The woman I'm seeing sent me this this morning.......

Where was she last night bro...

 

[SatansReverence]

 

[John Marston]

 

[nightmare-slain]

 

[Artoris]

 

[nightmare-slain]

 

[GutsOfThor]

Where was she last night bro...

She was with me actually

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

 

[Durien]

All the women I slept with were hot. Middle of summer and I'm on the opposite side of the bed wondering why she is radiating the heat of a thousand suns. I swear, if you could channel the heat women produce at night while they are sleeping, you could power countries...

 

[Billbofet]

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Not a picture but this almost killed me last night from laughing, so it just needs to be here. I'm going to hell..

 

[kikii]

 

[Durien]

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Thats a girl pretending to be a man having a period!

Or was it just that all along? Ah fuck this, I just dont know anymore

 

[VaultBoy101]

It’s worrying that this scenario isn’t impossible anymore in 2023 …

The Mission: Impossible movies are not documentaries.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Everyone who only laughed at the second post just outed yourselves as perverts.

 

[Hero of Spielberg]

Everyone who only laughed at the second post just outed yourselves as perverts.

 

[22:22:22]

Lower back pain in 3..2..1..

 

[Nobody_Important]

 

[AJUMP23]

Would her husband still have cheated.

 

[EviLore]

Would her husband still have cheated.

Portman's 42, the new girl is 25 and French. It's the way of the world.

 

[AJUMP23]

Portman's 42, the new girl is 25 and French. It's the way of the world.

Alas unfortunately.

 

[donfonzie]

 

[Durien]

She has a pretty good personality. imho

 

[Fake]

Plot.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Lower back pain in 3..2..1..

Men should be helping them carry all that weight but I guess chivalry is dead smh

 

[Saber]

Everyone who only laughed at the second post just outed yourselves as perverts.

I didn't even read what she said at the end, mea culpa lol

 

[Durien]

If my wife would let me, my hands would do God's work.

You know, I won't lie, I love boobs. My wife knows this and she asked me one time why wouldn't I become someone who does plastic surgery or someone who fights breast cancer. I told her a couple of reasons.

1) you can't play with your patient's boobs
2) you can't admire them and let the patient know
3) all women have nice boobs in relation to their body. While having an A cup might be a little saddening, having a solid self esteem to throw them in my face is a turn on.
4) being a breast cancer doctor to me would be depressing as hell. You see this very nice pair come into your office and you think, f!@# we are going to fight this with everything we've got. But it's cancer which is a total f!@#wad so, in the end,, you need to remove them. Yes, you could rebuild them to the best of your imagination bit it isn't the same.

Tl;dr I love boobs and I hate breast cancer with every fiber of my being

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[Nobody_Important]

Everyone who only laughed at the second post just outed yourselves as perverts.

Well I'm a guy so.....duh?

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Everyone who only laughed at the second post just outed yourselves as perverts.

Lemme ask my Linux-using cousin to explain the joke and I’ll laugh at it too, promise!

 

[kikii]

 

[Barakov]

 

[Mr Reasonable]

All the women I slept with were hot. Middle of summer and I'm on the opposite side of the bed wondering why she is radiating the heat of a thousand suns. I swear, if you could channel the heat women produce at night while they are sleeping, you could power countries...

How does that compare with the men you slept with?

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

 

[John Marston]

 

[AJUMP23]

That Bansky is a real card.