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EverydayBeast
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John Marston
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We don't have rules or guidelines in this thread but this is Reader's Digest level right here.
GutsOfThor
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The woman I'm seeing sent me this this morning.......
Kamina
Golden Boy
She seems to have great humor
The woman I'm seeing sent me this this morning.......
NoLootBoxDev
Member
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Not a Reader's Digest reader.
The woman I'm seeing sent me this this morning.......
Hero of Spielberg
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Trunx81
Gold Member
It’s worrying that this scenario isn’t impossible anymore in 2023 …
mansoor1980
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Where was she last night bro...
The woman I'm seeing sent me this this morning.......
SatansReverence
Hipster Princess
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
nightmare-slain
Gold Member
nightmare-slain
Gold Member
GutsOfThor
Member
All the women I slept with were hot. Middle of summer and I'm on the opposite side of the bed wondering why she is radiating the heat of a thousand suns. I swear, if you could channel the heat women produce at night while they are sleeping, you could power countries...
Dr.Morris79
Member
Not a picture but this almost killed me last night from laughing, so it just needs to be here. I'm going to hell..
Dr.Morris79
Member
Thats a girl pretending to be a man having a period!
Or was it just that all along? Ah fuck this, I just dont know anymore
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VaultBoy101
Member
The Mission: Impossible movies are not documentaries.
Maiden Voyage
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Everyone who only laughed at the second post just outed yourselves as perverts.
ÆMNE22A!C
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
Lower back pain in 3..2..1..
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Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Would her husband still have cheated.
Portman's 42, the new girl is 25 and French. It's the way of the world.
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Alas unfortunately.
She has a pretty good personality. imho
Fake
Member
Plot.
Grildon Tundy
Member
Men should be helping them carry all that weight but I guess chivalry is dead smh
Saber
Gold Member
I didn't even read what she said at the end, mea culpa lol
If my wife would let me, my hands would do God's work.
You know, I won't lie, I love boobs. My wife knows this and she asked me one time why wouldn't I become someone who does plastic surgery or someone who fights breast cancer. I told her a couple of reasons.
1) you can't play with your patient's boobs
2) you can't admire them and let the patient know
3) all women have nice boobs in relation to their body. While having an A cup might be a little saddening, having a solid self esteem to throw them in my face is a turn on.
4) being a breast cancer doctor to me would be depressing as hell. You see this very nice pair come into your office and you think, f!@# we are going to fight this with everything we've got. But it's cancer which is a total f!@#wad so, in the end,, you need to remove them. Yes, you could rebuild them to the best of your imagination bit it isn't the same.
Tl;dr I love boobs and I hate breast cancer with every fiber of my being
You know, I won't lie, I love boobs. My wife knows this and she asked me one time why wouldn't I become someone who does plastic surgery or someone who fights breast cancer. I told her a couple of reasons.
1) you can't play with your patient's boobs
2) you can't admire them and let the patient know
3) all women have nice boobs in relation to their body. While having an A cup might be a little saddening, having a solid self esteem to throw them in my face is a turn on.
4) being a breast cancer doctor to me would be depressing as hell. You see this very nice pair come into your office and you think, f!@# we are going to fight this with everything we've got. But it's cancer which is a total f!@#wad so, in the end,, you need to remove them. Yes, you could rebuild them to the best of your imagination bit it isn't the same.
Tl;dr I love boobs and I hate breast cancer with every fiber of my being
mansoor1980
Gold Member
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Well I'm a guy so.....duh?
NeoIkaruGAF
Gold Member
Lemme ask my Linux-using cousin to explain the joke and I’ll laugh at it too, promise!
Mr Reasonable
Completely Unreasonable
How does that compare with the men you slept with?
NeoIkaruGAF
Gold Member
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
That Bansky is a real card.
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