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Is this the teaser for Machete 3?

Machete don't tease.

 

[GarnetDust]

 

[Dirtyshubb]

I have to imagine that that cannot be very pleasant for the snail.

Actually they seem to really like it, we have two and they really come alive when being handled. Ours are a lot smaller but one day they should get to that size so I'm looking forward to that.

 

[farmerboy]

Please watch:
Whip the Beast.

Hi everyone. I've been lurking here for a looong time getting my LOLs whenever I need them, never feeling the need to post.

But this, I just, I just can't stop laughing. Here in Oz we'd call that bloke a wanker. What a fucking wanker. LOFL.

Thankyou Avixph for making my day.



Disclaimer: "wanker" is both a derogatory term but also a term of endearment. Make of that what you will.

 

[Pro]

 

[Clydefrog]

you'll never be as happy as most of these doges

 

[Avixph]

Hi everyone. I've been lurking here for a looong time getting my LOLs whenever I need them, never feeling the need to post.

But this, I just, I just can't stop laughing. Here in Oz we'd call that bloke a wanker. What a fucking wanker. LOFL.

Thankyou Avixph for making my day.



Disclaimer: "wanker" is both a derogatory term but also a term of endearment. Make of that what you will.

You are very welcomed.

you'll never be as happy as most of these doges

What is that black cylindrical object?

 

[FUME5]

Is this the teaser for Machete 3?

It's old enough to be the teaser for the first Machete.

Hi everyone. I've been lurking here for a looong time getting my LOLs whenever I need them, never feeling the need to post.

But this, I just, I just can't stop laughing. Here in Oz we'd call that bloke a wanker. What a fucking wanker. LOFL.

Thankyou Avixph for making my day.

Disclaimer: "wanker" is both a derogatory term but also a term of endearment. Make of that what you will.

Nah, we'd call him a dickhead.

 

[Clydefrog]

You are very welcomed.



What is that black cylindrical object?

I thought it was you.

 

[FUME5]

More Turd Wrestling here.

 

[the chris]

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Kinyou]

Oh boy

 

[FUME5]

Way to go Dad.

 

[PandaPedinte]

WTF

 

[FUME5]

WTF

Just a dude in a clown mask. Played out monster closets and jump scares. 5 / 10.

 

[Clydefrog]

WTF

the clown looks like the girl in the middle

 

[Rubius]

Oh boy

Well she better be glad. Because she wouldnt even be on the rotation of sperm he produced at the time.
Do you even sound brah?

The moment earth stood still.

 

[PandaPedinte]

Just a dude in a clown mask. Played out monster closets and jump scares. 5 / 10.

I mean the dad pic, forgot to quote it.

the clown looks like the girl in the middle

Lol

 

[Avixph]

Way to go Dad.

Why should we be scared of this dog?

the clown looks like the girl in the middle

That's because the clown is her dad and he just wanted to know what his daughter was up to.

 

[God Enel]

this made me laugh way too hard. thanks dude.

 

[PandaPedinte]

I'm confused

 

[FUME5]

Why should we be scared of this dog?

I think the bottom of the sign says "Because he is hella cool and will make you look like a dork in comparison".

I'm confused

Guess it's a riff on being homophobic? Like how the more vocal homophobes often secretly love to suck some dick?

 

[Avixph]

 

[Avixph]

Perfect distraction for a robbery.

 

[Stinkles]

Perfect distraction for a robbery.

Typical. I see them cops got plenty of cameras when they are arrestin a white dog.

 

[iamaustrian]

I don't get it.

Is this a drive through wedding chapel with a sofa behind the counter?

 

[FUME5]

Typical. I see them cops got plenty of cameras when they are arrestin a white dog.

Hahaha, they know he's lawyered up.

I don't get it.

Is this a drive through wedding chapel with a sofa behind the counter?

That's a drive through open coffin viewing.

Unless you're being facetious, in which case no, it's you.

 

[Clydefrog]

More Turd Wrestling here.

 

[Persona7]

http://i.imgur.com/mPBcHfB.jpg





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:(

 

[Hackworth]

Not gonna lie, I was expecting dickbutt.

 

[Übermatik]

 

[PandaPedinte]

Guess it's a riif on being homophobic? Like how the more vocal homophobes often secretly love to suck some dick?

Oh, now I understand.

 

[dani_dc]

Typical. I see them cops got plenty of cameras when they are arrestin a white dog.

They even have a black cop at the scene to show diversity in the force.

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Azzurri]

 

[Alligatorjandro]

 

[Kansoku]

 

[FillerB]

http://i.imgur.com/kuFP4tZ.jpg

 

[PandaPedinte]

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Makes sense

 

[explodet]

This is me and my buddies just before a road trip early in the morning.

 

[AlStrong]

Loaded for bear?

 

[Avixph]

Hhhehehehehehehe.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

 

[jmdajr]

memories

 

[GunslingerVit]

Those ain't 60fps. My eyes.

 

[Broder Salsa]

 

[Pro]

This is too funny. Screw U2. That Apple commercial annoys me every time I see it.

 

[RedShift]

Some quality insight from the Daily Mail.