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Pics that make you laugh |OT7| Dank Mr Skeltal
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GillianSeed79
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These three blew my mind:
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All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
The other two I get, but the brick laying one doesn't seem like it would be that surprising.
Princess Carl
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Why is it only white men want to bang her?
WHY
Princess Carl
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What, you've never been that drunk?
I don't think I have ever been drunk enough to become magnetically attracted towards motorcycles no.
Darth Pinche
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Probably because you're lead based.
Enosh
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quite sure no tears means just no tears if it gets in your eyes
but of course there is a subtle difference between getting a bit of watered down shampoo from hair in your eyes and squirting half the bottle directly on your eyes
"I am that male customer. I was minding my own business at McDonald's this morning while getting my breakfast. I don't normally eat McDonald's, but I really wanted some biscuits and gravy today. I decided to get some hashbrowns because 2 for $1 hashbrowns are glorious. My order came up and I went to go get some ketchup for my delicious golden treats, only to find that the self serve dispenser was empty. noproblem.jpg. I walk up to the counter and ask the nice girl working, "Excuse me, may I have a couple packets of ketchup please?" She responds, "Yes sir, here you go!" With a smile on her face. Wild super-blogging-feminazi appears! She says to the girl, "You don't have to call him sir, he doesn't own you." She then turns to me and says, "You shouldn't come up here expecting that she serve your every need. She's not here for you to take advantage of. Men like you should stop spreading the rape culture mindset and making it worse for women everywhere." The girl behind the counter looked mortified. At that point was when I burst into laughter, and walked away. I wanted to let her have a piece of my mind, but breakfast was calling and I was already running late for work. No more than two minutes had passed by and she already had her phone out, no doubt blogging about her "traumatic experience and how she overcame the injustice and saved a poor girl who didn't know any better." She stormed out of McDonald's without even getting food. This crap is getting out of control. I just wanted ketchup to be given to me by someone who is paid to provide me with food and food accessories when I hand them money. tl;dr - Was yelled at by a feminazi for asking a girl working at McDonald's for ketchup."
The irony is palpable
"I am that male customer. I was minding my own business at McDonald's this morning while getting my breakfast. I don't normally eat McDonald's, but I really wanted some biscuits and gravy today. I decided to get some hashbrowns because 2 for $1 hashbrowns are glorious. My order came up and I went to go get some ketchup for my delicious golden treats, only to find that the self serve dispenser was empty. noproblem.jpg. I walk up to the counter and ask the nice girl working, "Excuse me, may I have a couple packets of ketchup please?" She responds, "Yes sir, here you go!" With a smile on her face. Wild super-blogging-feminazi appears! She says to the girl, "You don't have to call him sir, he doesn't own you." She then turns to me and says, "You shouldn't come up here expecting that she serve your every need. She's not here for you to take advantage of. Men like you should stop spreading the rape culture mindset and making it worse for women everywhere." The girl behind the counter looked mortified. At that point was when I burst into laughter, and walked away. I wanted to let her have a piece of my mind, but breakfast was calling and I was already running late for work. No more than two minutes had passed by and she already had her phone out, no doubt blogging about her "traumatic experience and how she overcame the injustice and saved a poor girl who didn't know any better." She stormed out of McDonald's without even getting food. This crap is getting out of control. I just wanted ketchup to be given to me by someone who is paid to provide me with food and food accessories when I hand them money. tl;dr - Was yelled at by a feminazi for asking a girl working at McDonald's for ketchup."
Were you triggered?
M0nochromatic
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Hello Pics that make you laugh thread!
Triggered.
NinjaBoiX
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That link is kind of the inverse of what I was talking to my mate about a few days ago. His girlfriend bought one of her friends a pocket pussy for his birthday, I suggested he should tape one to her forehead so he could fuck her brains out.
By the way, looking good Ninja, I like what you've done with your hair.
Guy is saying "Ill bet shes going online to talk about her horrific experience, while he is writing th story for the internet"
NinjaBoiX
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These three blew my mind:
That's bullshit:
http://www.johnsonsprofessional.com/johnsons-baby/no-more-tears
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shampoo#Baby
"I am that male customer. I was minding my own business at McDonald's this morning while getting my breakfast. I don't normally eat McDonald's, but I really wanted some biscuits and gravy today. I decided to get some hashbrowns because 2 for $1 hashbrowns are glorious. My order came up and I went to go get some ketchup for my delicious golden treats, only to find that the self serve dispenser was empty. noproblem.jpg. I walk up to the counter and ask the nice girl working, "Excuse me, may I have a couple packets of ketchup please?" She responds, "Yes sir, here you go!" With a smile on her face. Wild super-blogging-feminazi appears! She says to the girl, "You don't have to call him sir, he doesn't own you." She then turns to me and says, "You shouldn't come up here expecting that she serve your every need. She's not here for you to take advantage of. Men like you should stop spreading the rape culture mindset and making it worse for women everywhere." The girl behind the counter looked mortified. At that point was when I burst into laughter, and walked away. I wanted to let her have a piece of my mind, but breakfast was calling and I was already running late for work. No more than two minutes had passed by and she already had her phone out, no doubt blogging about her "traumatic experience and how she overcame the injustice and saved a poor girl who didn't know any better." She stormed out of McDonald's without even getting food. This crap is getting out of control. I just wanted ketchup to be given to me by someone who is paid to provide me with food and food accessories when I hand them money. tl;dr - Was yelled at by a feminazi for asking a girl working at McDonald's for ketchup."
I don't know why, but I actually want to believe this is real...
PandaPedinte
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Hayley is a bit different on your new avatar
PandaPedinte
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Those aren't bricks...they're imprinting wet concrete to make it look like bricks.
The believability of the Einstein & Crying Eagle story.
DeathoftheEndless
Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
Worst triceratops ever...
Calling bullshit on this one. A hooker implies he paid for sex. Chuck Norris doesn't pay for sex, the girl pays him.
Red Liquorice
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"What do you want?... I'm reading subtitles here!"
NinjaBoiX
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Cow Mengde
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All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
Actually a useful exercise, and something we do in my Karate class.
Are you sure they're not cutting bricks out of wet mortar? That's what it looks like to me.
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