I have a moment away from helping with house construction today and instead of hopping on the joystick I'm gonna tell you guys what I realized and why hey_monkey's claim was bugging me.
Simply put, lynching Blargonaut first is a mistake.
There are two possibilities: hey_monkey isn't lying, or hey_monkey is lying.
Let's take the first possibility: hey_monkey is being straight-up with us. We lynch Blarg, and he turns out to be scum. Yay, we did the right thing. Go team.
Now consider the second possibility: hey_monkey is lying.
We lynch Blarg, and he turns out to be town and has some special ability that is very helpful. Maybe it's scouting, maybe it's being protected from being NK'd, could be a lot of things considering this game type. Anyway, that's a big loss for team. Then do we lynch hey_monkey? CAN we? Is it possible he has some sort of role protection from this? Or maybe scum has a lynch blocker or something? And then what about SkyOdin in this circumstance?
The only rational path forward for town is to lynch hey_monkey first. This gives us more information than doing it the other way around. If hey_monkey was telling the truth, then we can turbo Blarg the next day, no sweat. But if he was lying, we may have just avoided a huge blunder, and considering how many people are voting Blarg right now I feel pretty confident that at least one of them is scum at this point.
Meanwhile, hey_monkey has already admitted (if telling the truth) that he has used up his two shots and has nothing left, meaning he's essentially a relatively useless vanilla town member at this point. If he really cared about town he would throw himself on the sword in order to give town as much verifiable information as possible.
Your sacrifice won't be in vain, hey_monkey. Town will prevail.
VOTE: hey_monkey