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[User 463088]

Hillary and my mom are the same height and age. Plot twist Hillary is my mom.

 

[Slayven]

The funniest part was Nevada's whole problem was their own damn fault lol

s4p at this point is <1000 of the most extreme of fringe loonies, they're not going to do anything worthwhile

Yeah is it more has posting as really slowed down over there. I think reasonable people have jumped ship and you just have the true believers

 

[jack_package_200]

Kentuckey Rally for Hillary.

Hillary and my mom are the same height and age. Plot twist Hillary is my mom.

Does your mom share your

Spoiler

bad

taste in alcohol?

 

[BanGy.nz]

Hillary and my mom are the same height and age. Plot twist Hillary is my mom.

Are your Vince Fosters secret love child?

 

[whyamihere]

Trump is bragging about being ahead of Hillary by 4 in a GA poll.

I don't think he knows how this works!

 

[Aaron Strife]

I'm only 5'7.

Finally a president I'll be taller than

 

[RastaMentality]

Malia Obama's my height at 6'1? Holy shit. Queen.

 

[User1608]

Trump is bragging about being ahead of Hillary by 4 in a GA poll.

I don't think he knows how this works!

He does have a small brain.

 

[User 463088]

Kentuckey Rally for Hillary.





Does your mom share your

Spoiler

bad

taste in alcohol?

I mean, pretty much, ya. She loves that red wine that's pre-mixed with chocolate? Shit looks like what you get out of a septic tank if you ate nothing but Taco Bell and bad decisions for six weeks.

Are your Vince Fosters secret love child?

Maybe. It's classified. My mom kept that information on her private server....I mean....Queen...not my mom. FUCK. The black helicopters are here. OMG, no, they're kicking in the---

So, my fellow internet users. Are we enjoying the politics. Yes. Queen. She should work. I am definitely still Adam. And I encourage you all tell me what I've told you about my relationship with Secretary Clinton who is not my mother. Would you like a butterscotch?

 

[Paskil]

How long before Clinton's FBI investigation is truly an irrelevant nothingburger because Trump is incapable of checking himself and starts dropping classified bombs on Twitter?

So, my fellow internet users. Are we enjoying the politics. Yes. Queen. She should work. I am definitely still Adam. And I encourage you all tell me what I've told you about my relationship with Secretary Clinton who is not my mother. Would you like a butterscotch?

You can only buy my silence with McGriddles.

 

[ampere]

So Godslay, about that source you were pushing yesterday...?

He is literally impossible to talk to if he disagrees with you, it's really not worth it

 

[eBay Huckster]

I'm only 5'7.

Finally a president I'll be taller than

ditto (i'm 5'8")

 

[BanGy.nz]

Adams account has been hijacked by Roger Stone.

 

[Yellowtail]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/731965716350435329

A debate over Clintons email server has totally ruined this date going on two tables from me

Meta and Jack, you shouldn't have taken this public.

 

[Paskil]

He is literally impossible to talk to if he disagrees with you, it's really not worth it

Talking to is being generous. When you are arguing with Godslay, you are talking at him (I assume him). Probably my least favorite poster in PoliGAF.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

I had

1) Prime Rib cooked medium rare, more on the rare side

2) An entire bottle of $12 14 Hands cabernet

I feel good, who feels good with me!?

 

[gcubed]

So Godslay, about that source you were pushing yesterday...?

What?!? A screen cap of a notepad written like a 5 year old isn't credible?! Satan himself can give the same account. SATAN!

 

[User 463088]

Adams account has been hijacked by Roger Stone.

We shouldn't throw around the word hacked. Email servers don't get hacked...especially when they're covered in hot sauce. That's my version of an on firewall. Yes democratically elected queen in a republic. Work for equal pay for equal work.

 

[Cerium]

Malia Obama's my height at 6'1? Holy shit. Queen.

Remember the Darnell Dockett controversy?

 

[User 463088]

I had

1) Prime Rib cooked medium rare, more on the rare side

2) An entire bottle of $12 14 Hands cabernet

I feel good, who feels good with me!?

I ate a Hungry Man. Unfortunately I'm referring to the frozen dinner. I had a fry pie though. I'm working until 9. Sad.

 

[googleplex]

When asked by a student reporter about electoral cynicism, Obama gives an excellent summary of the issues, such as on gerymandering, and even gives Bernie a shoutout:

This man.... Best president in the last 60 years. Obama will become to democrats what Regan is to the Republicans. It seriously harms to think of were we could be if Democrats and progressives didn't completely shit the bed in the mid term elections. Or if Republicans hasn't become such obstructionist asshats. So much could have been accomplished...

Man, if by some small miracle Bernie doesn't become the 45th President,

It would take a major miracle for Bernie to be nominated let alone survive the GE.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

I ate a Hungry Man. Unfortunately I'm referring to the frozen dinner. I had a fry pie though. I'm working until 9. Sad.

Thats ok Adam, I too am a hungry man, but not for food!

 

[User 463088]

Thats ok Adam, I too am a hungry man, but not for food!

I'm going to cook something for my berniebro when I get off work though. He's going to the store now. No idea what he's going to want me to cook.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

I'm going to cook something for my berniebro when I get off work though. He's going to the store now. No idea what he's going to want me to cook.

Cook your prime rib

if you know what I'm getting at hint hint hint

Spoiler

I have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm the living embodiment of this song

 

[User 463088]

Cook your prime rib

if you know what I'm getting at hint hint hint

Spoiler

I have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm the living embodiment of this song

Hahaha. I'm fixing mock chicken legs apparently. Soooo ya.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

The GOP is embracing the fact that it's an overt white nationalist party now.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/donald-trump-never-republicans-223185

 

[User 85168]

Straight up fire from Harry Reid

 

[johnsmith]

How has there not been a thread on the nyt trump sexual harrassment story?

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

How has there not been a thread on the nyt trump sexual harrassment story?

This is GAF and so we'd have seven pages on how it's not really harassment for a man in a powerful position to ask a woman to wear sexually revealing clothing in the middle of a party.

 

[User 406]

They had better not, or this will be me in them streets:

That lady has made ridiculously large anime weapons real. Maybe I should upgrade my RNC steel pipe to a 50 gallon water heater. Or perhaps a backhoe.

Hillary and my mom are the same height and age. Plot twist Hillary is my mom.

I'm calling bullshit on this one. There's no way Chris Christie would even be alive if that were true.

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

Hahaha. I'm fixing mock chicken legs apparently. Soooo ya.

he's gonna enjoy your chicken leg

hint hint hint

Spoiler

hint hint hint hint omgplshlp

 

[User 463088]

I'm calling bullshit on this one. There's no way Chris Christie would even be alive if that were true.

No lie detected lol

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Trump receives tax breaks for people making less than $500K a year

Sad!

 

[ampere]

How has there not been a thread on the nyt trump sexual harrassment story?

Big important people, so many of them, have all said it's not even a good article.

Trump receives tax breaks for people making less than $500K a year

Sad!

Hilarious if true

"He's a great businessman"

"He doesn't lie, just tells it like it is"

edit:
The website they sourced that from says it was a mistake that he kept getting the tax break after they started checking for your income. So sounds like he was exploiting a way to get money back, but it's not conclusive about his income

 

[User 463088]

Trump receives tax breaks for people making less than $500K a year

Sad!

He's just taking advantage of the situation of being a liar. He really had become a politician

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

At the Nebraska Republican convention on Saturday, a resolution condemning “degrading remarks toward women, minorities and other people by Republican elected office holders or party officials, including candidates for president of the United States” was quashed.

The resolution, which fell in the name of party unity, had been intended as an implicit rebuke to Donald Trump, the party’s presumptive presidential nominee. The Republicans were meeting to design their state party platform ahead of the national convention in July, at which delegates will create the campaign platform with Trump.

However, state school board member Pat McPherson, who has a history of controversy surrounding racial remarks and has faced allegations of inappropriate behavior towards a woman, made the motion to put the resolution aside.

Last year it was reported that repeated references to President Obama as “a half-breed” had appeared on McPherson’s blog. The Republican activist insisted that an anonymous contributor wrote the posts in question. He declined to identify that person.

This fucking party.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...cans-resolution-donald-trump?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

[googleplex]

The GOP is embracing the fact that it's an overt white nationalist party now.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/donald-trump-never-republicans-223185

I think this is the "Acceptance" phase of the grieving process.

 

[User1608]

I think this is the "Acceptance" phase of the grieving process.

Oof, fitting.

 

[User 463088]

I'm not sure Trump is a white nationalist. He's a bit more orange than white to be fair.

 

[ItWasMeantToBe19]

I'm not sure Trump is a white nationalist. He's a bit more orange than white to be fair.

People who believe that white people are superior really have never met Trump before.

 

[Poodlestrike]

I'm not sure Trump is a white nationalist. He's a bit more orange than white to be fair.

You're being racialist against Oompa Loompan Americans, and I'll ask you to retract that m8

They have feelings too!

Probably.

 

[User 463088]

You're being racialist against Oompa Loompan Americans, and I'll ask you to retract that m8

They have feelings too!

Probably.

Oompa, loompa doom-pa-de-doo
I've got a racist asshole for you,
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me.

What do you do when you want a big wall?
But your hands are tiny, in fact they're quite small?
You cling to racism like a dumb rump
When your name is Donald J Trump.

Oompa, loompa doom-pa-de-doo
America's fucked if they're voting for you,
Oopma, Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
Vote for Queen or we'll be stuck up a tree.

 

[Holmes]

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

you're missing the European accent

 

[teiresias]

"Excuse me ma'am, are you aware the Nevada Democratic Party stripped me of my position as a delegate for Bernie Sanders merely because I was underage? Surely, this rampant abuse and disregard for the will of the people can't go unchallenged."

 

[NihonTiger90]

Reading that WaPo article about Trump's VP possibilities, you think that Trump gave Carson a fake list of finalists knowing that he'd probably be unable to keep it under wraps? Because that list ... oof.

I can't see Cruz, Kasich or Rubio actually wanting to be tethered to him (especially Cruz and Rubio; a major Trump loss destroys their careers going forward and makes them nonviable for 2020), Palin is still campaign ticket poison and she knows it, which leaves Christie.

Also worth noting: Since 1900, only two failed VP candidates have ever successfully run again and won the nomination (FDR and Bob Dole). Neither ran fewer than 12 years after their ticket lost (FDR; Dole had to wait 20 years)

 

[Y2Kev]

If he picks Christie, I think you need to pick Warren. They would not be able to not go after her for being a woman or the native american thing.

 

[User 463088]

He picks Chris Christie and my mom will go to the damn moon. Them poor babies that died on that bridge.

 

[itschris]

Has this May 9th article from Sam Wang been posted?

Trump expands the battleground…to Utah and the Deep South

Historically from 1952 to 2012, the likely range of movement in two-candidate margin from this time until Election Day has been 10 percentage points, which is the standard deviation from the 16 past elections. Therefore, even though Clinton currently leads by a median margin of 7 percent (12 national surveys) and would certainly win an election held today, she could still lose the lead, and from a purely poll-based standpoint, is only narrowly favored to be elected President in November (probability: 70%).

It is also the case that Clinton is the only candidate who is poised for a blowout. Her “plus-one-sigma” outcome (current polls plus one standard deviation) is a popular vote win of 58.5%-41.5%. Trump’s plus-one-sigma outcome is a narrower win, 51.5%-48.5%.

I should point out that the last four elections, from 2000 to 2012, have been far less variable than I have calculated above. They show a standard deviation of 4 percentage points. These have been polarized years. But considering the upheaval in the Republican Party, a little voice tells me to open my mind to a wider range of possibilities…including a Trump win.

Of course, the Presidential race is played out through the Electoral College, which is composed of winner-take-all races. The basic effect of the Electoral College is to amplify the difference between the two candidates.

The map at the top of this post lists states as being uncertain by either of two criteria:

The median of state polls since February is within 10% for either candidate; or
If there is no polling, then the election margin in 2012 was between Obama +7% and Romney +13%.

Criterion #2 is based on the fact that Clinton-v.-Trump is currently polling about 3 percentage points more Democratic than the Obama-v.-Romney vote in 2012. So a Romney +3% state would be right on the edge at this moment in time.

Obviously, this highly provisional map is simply a starting point. The list of uncertain states will change as more polls become available. For now, it looks like Democrats will have at least 262 electoral votes, and Republicans will have at least 122 electoral votes, with 154 electoral votes up for grabs. It takes 270 electoral votes to win, so Republicans face an uphill climb.

More at the link.

 

[AntraxSuicide]

Has this May 9th article from Sam Wang been posted?

Trump expands the battleground…to Utah and the Deep South



More at the link.

Maps like that are my shit. We're gonna end up calling this thing when the polls close in Florida, aren't we?