PoliGAF Election Day 2008 Thread of A New Dawn in America (OBAMA ELECT)

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Hootie said:
Olbermann is masturbating FURIOUSLY right now.

My stupid ass roomates are in the living room with the cable box watching fucking Hulk 2, I don't have a digital cable box in my room so I can't watch MSNBC. Fucking IDIOTS.

At least they voted.
 
BobTheFork said:
WENDY"S 99 CENT 5 PIECE NUGGET IS NOW ONLY 4 NUGGETS WTF!?!?!?! Obama needs to fix this shit first, nearly ruined my election night dinner : (
:lol :lol :lol
 
BobTheFork said:
WENDY"S 99 CENT 5 PIECE NUGGET IS NOW ONLY 4 NUGGETS WTF!?!?!?! Obama needs to fix this shit first, nearly ruined my election night dinner : (
What the hell? It used to be 6 even! Now 4? Those BASTARDS!
 
Colbert: The good news is that South Carolina is a bonus state. It triples your electoral count! It's far from over John McCain!
Stewart: Yes... it's, far... from over </grin>

:lol
 
Amused_To_Death said:
Just turned on the daily show and Colbert has a bird on his shoulder???
He was stalling with typical talk show stuff, like bringing out an animal handler.

:lol at South Carolina Triple Electoral Score.
 
Franken is looking good, too. Eeeeeeeeeee! /littlegirl

SD's abortion ban has failed, per Maddow. Same for Colorado's definition of "born." :D :D :D
 
I just don't get this world. How are people so happy that this man is winning??!!! Do people hate babies that much. Do people hate God that much? This doesn't look very good right now. I don't even know how to pray for this one. I don't want to pray against Gods will. Maybe His will is to get this program rolling. On one hand I want this process to speed up and on the other hand I don't want to have to witness it. I wonder at times if there ever will be another presidental election. Lord God please take me before then!

I don't have to say where this is from, but I have to bold this line.
 
Bachmann race update:

U.S. House - District 6

* County Results

Candidate Votes % of votes
20% of precincts reporting
Michele Bachmann (Rep) * 42,091 47%
El Tinklenberg (Dem) 38,192 43%
 
Haha, McCain HQ. I don't feel sorry for anyone there in the slightest, except the reporters who had asked to cover the Obama HQ and got assigned to McCain.

Mississippi called for McCain... what took so long? :lol
 
Two wonderful things:

We won't have to hear from Joe the Plumber, with the exception of a piece three months down the road noting that he's still unemployed and has been picked up for a SUI or a domestic spat.

Palin will fade, at least for a few years. Personally, I think she's going under the bus, but regardless, she won't be spewing shit on my TV for awhile.
 
segarr said:
Couldn't agree more.

Fuck Joe the Plumber and every fucking thing he stands for.

This is NOT an America of anti-intellectualism.

This is NOT an America of racism, bigotry, hate, or prejudice.

This is NOT an America of fake-populism, where the average Joe is expected to pay high taxes as the super rich buy million dollar yachts.

This is NOT an America of false accusations and fear mongering.

This is NOT an America of luddites, social-reactionaries, mysticism, or anti-scientific beliefs.

And you know what, this is no longer an America where people should feel ashamed for not being thoughtless supporters of their government, never to question, never to complain, never to stand up for the biological truth that is HUMANITY as opposed to the idea of a nation.

FUCK Joe the stupid hick Plumber.
FUCK joe
 
BenjaminBirdie said:
GHAL WE FUCKING DID IT, MAN.

WE FUCKING DID IT.

I want to shout out to my homies, my stromies.

AMI
GHAL
VALIS

WE ARE BROTHERS TONIGHT.
GROUP HUG

Two anti-abortion bills fail, in Colorado and North Dakota (I think?). Thank god.
 
segarr said:
Couldn't agree more.

Fuck Joe the Plumber and every fucking thing he stands for.

This is NOT an America of anti-intellectualism.

This is NOT an America of racism, bigotry, hate, or prejudice.

This is NOT an America of fake-populism, where the average Joe is expected to pay high taxes as the super rich buy million dollar yachts.

This is NOT an America of false accusations and fear mongering.

This is NOT an America of luddites, social-reactionaries, mysticism, or anti-scientific beliefs.

And you know what, this is no longer an America where people should feel ashamed for not being thoughtless supporters of their government, never to question, never to complain, never to stand up for the biological truth that is HUMANITY as opposed to the idea of a nation.

FUCK Joe the stupid hick Plumber.

QFT. Right on!
 
TDG said:
Haha, McCain HQ. I don't feel sorry for anyone there in the slightest, except the reporters who had asked to cover the Obama HQ and got assigned to McCain.

Mississippi called for McCain... what took so long? :lol
Was thinking the exact same thing. :D
 
You can't win, performed by Michael Jackson - remixed by Phoenix

McCain, you can't win - you can't get even
so right now you're outta the game.
Fox keeps saying, things are gonna change
but reality is stayin the same.

You can't win, Get over it Palin
and you only have yourself to blame -
You can't win child (NO you can't win)
You can't get even so so right now you're outta the game.

You can't win, the world is happy because your policies are far behind.
Fox keeps saying, your number's will get better
(just to ease your state of mind)
(so go on and lean back, and smoke a fat one)
(while the rest of your cronies whine)
You can't win child, You can't break even
so right now you're out of the game....

You can't win, you can't win now way
Because your stayed the same
(you aint winnin)
No, no
(but its nice to see you)
(Palin I hope you enjoyed your fame)
(Repubs just cool it - cause it aint about lossin)
Because in loss there is no shame
But you can't win child
You can't get even
So right now you're out of the game

You can't win
You can't break even
This is the way its supposed to be
(you've been spending)
No, no
(150 grand on clothing)
And blew all that money on TV
(learn your lesson), ooh,
(its all about the people)
(and not about your prior fame)

You can't win child, NO!
You can't win
You can't win child, NO!
You can't win
You can't win child, NO!
You can't win
You can't win child, NO!
You can't win

You can't win child
You can't get even
So just know you're outta the game
Just know you're outta the game.....
Just know you're outta the game, yes yes
(ugh)
 
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