Bam motherfuckers.
I know that my vote for Obama in this, my first general election as an American citizen, ultimately meant nothing in blue NY.
But I still feel part of that change.
Suck it down, Bush, what with your hateful and futile administration. We can finally begin to put the past near-decate behind us.
Suck it down, Palin, what with your hopeless cluelessness. Completely unqualified and incapable of being qualified.
Suck it down, McCain, though were you your more moderate self of 8 years ago, you might have actually had my vote.
Obama. I can't say that you're any more qualified than Palin. But at least you're intelligent. At least you're more likely to surround yourself with qualified individuals that will play to your strengths and help you bridge your weaknesses. We've answered your call for change.
Don't let us down.