Here, saved you some time.Whenever I see anything about Polygon I instantly think of that Doom 2016 gameplay, amazing stuff, I will go rewatch it later.
My favorite Arthur Gies moment was when he went on a crusade defending EA for not having an offline mode in Sim City 2013, ranting about how it was impossible because of muh cloud etc. They patched in offline mode three days later.I never liked this site from day 1. Psycho Ben Kuchera, sanctimonious Arthur Gies and Chris Plante, and a whole bunch of purple hairs. No idea if any of them are still there or not. Well I guess not after today.
Never paid much attention to these clowns, but I got a good laugh when they criticized Forspoken for portraying a black person in a fantasy world where racism doesn't exist.My favorite Arthur Gies moment was when he went on a crusade defending EA for not having an offline mode in Sim City 2013, ranting about how it was impossible because of muh cloud etc. They patched in offline mode three days later.
If their collective value is nothing then the union is worthless.Hmmm, its almost as if in some positions unionization doesn't mean shit.
USAID defunded, gamergate websites going out of business. Make it make sense.
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LOL, I remember their video review for doom 2016 and the reviewer couldn't hit shit. Tried looking for the video but couldn't find it.Absolute shit game reviews
Alyssa Mercante is melting down over this
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Alyssa Mercante is melting down over this
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Where's my double cheeseburger, bitch!?! Stop slacking!Alyssa Mercante is melting down over this
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Alyssa Mercante is melting down over this
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Big Mac with medium fries and a cokeAlyssa Mercante is melting down over this
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Nah they ain't that talented dedicated or smart enough to pull that offBig Mac with medium fries and a coke
Imagine thinking that posting paid-off fluff pieces for utterly generic AAA drivel and writing nonsensical hit pieces based on Aderrall-riddled emotional instability is "research".Alyssa Mercante is melting down over this
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Maybe articles along the lines of , "Top 5 reasons to stand on your head and masturbate while playing your video games", didn't help?
I'm not sure, just asking.
Wait what?Can't believe this might actually come back. Can't wait!!!
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Their creationAlyssa Mercante is melting down over this
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Alyssa Mercante is melting down over this
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Wait what?
What a shame this parody was most needed a few years ago in Hollywood.
Anyway, about Polygon:
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That's not true - they'll create a fantastic echo chamber."Let's see what we can create."
Absolutely nothing. They have clearly demonstrated they can only destroy.
Hilarious that these insufferable rejects still think someone will pay them to write clickbait.Alyssa Mercante is melting down over this
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That's not true - they'll create a fantastic echo chamber.