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[Mau ®]

I dunno. But for some reason I'm here for Zayn.

 

[You Know Nothing]

What I want to know is: who wants, and who ASKED FOR, a "slowed-down" R&B album from this coke fiend and former pop star who can't sing or dance and doesn't have a lick of soul or rhythm in the first fucking place?

Mark my words: Zayn's solo attempt will not only flop, it'll be comedic tragedy of epic proportions.

Not you actually being right for once.

 

[Frodo]

How was the solo career of the Ginger Spice, anyway?

...

 

[Touchdown]

How was the solo career of the Ginger Spice, anyway?

...

Ginger was always my fave.

 

[Vazra]

How was the solo career of the Ginger Spice, anyway?

...

She gave this I suppose.

Spice Girls gave this bop after Ginger left.

 

[Frodo]

Ginger was always my fave.

She was everyone's and their mother favourite, and yet she got no support once she left the group when the group was still on top. Zayn better come with something truly incredible, otherwise the biggest highlight of his career will be leaving 1D and getting a few tags trending on twitter.

 

[Leona Lewis]

All happening so fast.

Looks like he rented the set of Ghetto-Ass Studio from Empire.

 

[You Know Nothing]

How was the solo career of the Ginger Spice, anyway?

...

I remember getting my 10 year old life to this.

Then she just fell off the face of the earth.

 

[royalan]

Not you actually being right for once.

Sis, get into my Prophecies.

 

[Matt_]

her rendition of raining men is the most iconic tbh

theres going to be so much backlash at zayn for moving on so quick

 

[Frodo]

All the people there for Zayn must realise that there is more chance of a gay porn actor career happening if his singing career fails.

Spoiler

Not interested in any of them, tbh

 

[You Know Nothing]

The superior solo Spice Girl song tbh.

Hex Hector's immutable power.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I dunno. But for some reason I'm here for Zayn.

it's bc he's hot

 

[Vazra]

it's bc he's hot

But Mau is mostly straight...

 

[Blood Diamonds]

But Mau is mostly straight...

the mostly has to mean something

 

[Floridian]

Zayn is a handsome fellow & all but if he thinks he's going to pull off J.T/Robin Thicke type of R&B then all I can say is good luck to him.

 

[Vazduh]

Most tolerable solo Spice songs IMHO:

Emma Bunton - Maybe
Emma Bunton - What Took You So Long?
Emma Bunton - Crickets Sing For Anamaria

Melanie B - I Want You Back (feat. Missy Elliott)
Melanie B - Feels So Good

Geri Halliwell - Mi Chico Latino
Geri Halliwell - Look At Me

Melanie C - Never Be The Same Again (feat. Left Eye)
Melanie C - Goin Down
Melanie C - I Turn To You (Hex Hector Mix)

and...

gulp...

Victoria Beckham - Let Your Head Go

 

[Touchdown]

Zayn is a handsome fellow & all but if he thinks he's going to pull off J.T/Robin Thicke type of R&B then all I can say is good luck to him.

does he have what Justin has? I guess time will tell.

 

[Vazra]

ROFL Zayn is staying on the same label as 1D. R.I.P

 

[Floridian]

does he have what Justin has? I guess time will tell.

Will he have a Cry me A River, Lost Without You, Falsetto, Pony, or a Bump & Grind?

Time will indeed tell.

 

[royalan]

does he have what Justin has? I guess time will tell.

Let's see...

He doesn't have JTs charisma, uniqueness, nerve OR talent. So I just don't see it.

 

[Vazra]

 

[Frodo]

Someone replace Beyonce with Conchita Wurst, please.

 

[rhandino]

mess, but at least I can get another good laugh at the expense of the stans on Twitter and Tumblr I guess.

 

[Delio]

ROFL Zayn is staying on the same label as 1D. R.I.P

Yikes.

 

[Vazra]

Mariah Carey may regret committing to her Las Vegas Residency. It’s a little more than one month before her residency starts, but it appears that people just don’t care about “The Voice” as much as they used to. Tickets for the first date are doing fine (although not even close to selling out), but unless they start filling more seats for the rest of the residency, Mariah may be in trouble.

A quick look at ticket available at AXS shows that you can still buy a group of five seats that are pretty close to the stage to see Mariah Carey on Sunday, May 10.

If you don’t want to pay $250 for premium seats, there are plenty of tickets left in all other price ranges. Even though Mariah Carey tickets have been available since January 15 for the 4,000 seat theater, you will have no problem buying practically a whole row of ten seats towards the front floor section for the May 20 show.

A quick look through tickets looks like at least one third of the seats are still available for purchase. When looking at dates in June, it looks like Mariah, as of right now, may play to almost full venues of emptiness. This is a stark contrast to Mariah’s former rival Madonna, who is already adding dates at venues three times the size on her tour due to high ticket demand, despite tickets costing as much as $400.

Source

 

[Frodo]

This is a stark contrast to Mariah’s former rival Madonna, who is already adding dates at venues three times the size on her tour due to high ticket demand, despite tickets costing as much as $400.

That case is full of money.

 

[Aguila]

Source

How far the big have fallen.

 

[Vazra]

How far the big have fallen.

I see you.

 

[twobear]

How far the big have fallen.

 

[rhandino]

Not the Rihta stans coming for Mariah, their iniquity has no limit.

For shame.

How far the big have fallen.

 

[twobear]

That case is full of money.

but....madonna is OVER!!!! NOBODY IS HERE FOR HER!!! SHE SHOULD TEAR UP THE ERA AND START AGAIN BECAUSE NOBODY CARES!!!!!

 

[Floridian]

jsdhfsidfj runaway sandeep
Messed up shit on her pants gotta spit in her pasta like a raptor
batch doijoadifjsdijflsdfja
motorbike faster pasta caster blaster bastard
white fish so woooohfhfffsddfhdsh
bin ratchet roof flop i dont win
window win a win a window win win window win a window

Pitchfork point and the pitch man join
Gotta twist the bee gonna sprain my joint
Sweet tide rat
Going to the Pa-Pat boon

 

[Vazra]

DESTINY'S CHILD TO REUNITE AT STELLAR GOSPEL MUSIC AWARDS

Destinys Child is reuniting for a surprise performance at an awards show.

Were told Beyoncé and Kelly Rowland will make an appearance at the Stellar Gospel Music Awards in Las Vegas at the Orleans Arena on Saturday, where Michelle Williams is up for several awards.

The girl-power trio is set to open the awards ceremony with a performance, said a source, and that has sparked whispers from insiders about a reunion tour.

 

[Zutroy]

Band members must be incredibly stupid. They should look at the past, notice that 99% of solo attempts fail and instead ride the group bandwagon collecting as much coin as possible before the interest fades away.

Zayn has zero personality. Other than possibly having an initial hit single off of the hype, he'll ultimately fail.

 

[Vazra]

Band members must be incredibly stupid. They should look at the past, notice that 99% of solo attempts fail and instead ride the group bandwagon collecting as much coin as possible before the interest fades away.

Zayn has zero personality. Other than possibly having an initial hit single off of the hype, he'll ultimately fail.

Ricky Martin happened
Justin Timberlake happened
Chayanne happened
Robbie Williams happened
Beyoncé happened
Michelle happened

 

[Floridian]

Ricky Martin happened
Justin Timberlake happened
Chayanne happened
Robbie Williams happened
Beyoncé happened
Michelle happened

Only three of those names matter though.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Not her leaving out Kelendria.

I C U.

 

[Floridian]

Nicole Scherzinger briefly happened also.
Dawn Richards is happening music wise.

 

[Vazra]

Sléigh hunty!

 

[Mau ®]

Your wife in the backseat of my brand new foreing car!!!!

 

[Vazra]

Your wife in the backseat of my brand new foreing car!!!!

"foreign"

 

[Floridian]

The Rihmixes for BBHMM are destroying me right now.

 

[Touchdown]

Source

Inquisitir is your source? Do you even know what that tumblr blog is?

Actually every show is pretty close to being sold out already.

And a little birdy told me Madonna has no plans to tour stadiums in Australia for ha upcoming death tour. Yet Mariah toured them.


The big stay big I guess while the small...stay small.

 

[The Flop]

The Rihmixes for BBHMM are destroying me right now.

In which orifice sis?

 

[The Flop]

Ricky Martin happened
Justin Timberlake happened
Chayanne happened
Robbie Williams happened
Beyoncé happened
Michelle happened

waiT, can we get a Justin Timerblake superbowl halftime show?!? That would be amazeballs. (and not the one with nSync that they had with BritKnee)

 

[Garrett Hawke]

omggggggg

 

[The Flop]

omggggggg

I just got my life from this.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Sléigh hunty!

I actually thought those boxing gloves were hooves at first.

M E S S

omggggggg

God bless.

 

[The Flop]

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