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POPGAF |OT-11| A Dramatic Reading
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BEYONCE isn't a bad album.
It's just a boring, derivative album. Practically every track on the album is a direct rip-off of the producer she worked with, or the artist she was "inspired" by. It didn't leave Beyonce with an identity of her own other than "FEMINIST!"
I got so many kiiiis from Beyhive thinking that the Grammy committee would ever award that album Album Of the Year, especially over Beck.
Go wash your mouth out with soap. The terrible sound mixing on that album ALONE is enough to put it several rungs below Born to Die. We don't even have to get into the lack of variety, some of Lana's laziest vocals to date, and how 4 of the middle tracks sound exactly the same. Ultraflatulence is a shit album and solely responsible for killing Lana's career.
It's just a boring, derivative album. Practically every track on the album is a direct rip-off of the producer she worked with, or the artist she was "inspired" by. It didn't leave Beyonce with an identity of her own other than "FEMINIST!"
I got so many kiiiis from Beyhive thinking that the Grammy committee would ever award that album Album Of the Year, especially over Beck.
Go wash your mouth out with soap. The terrible sound mixing on that album ALONE is enough to put it several rungs below Born to Die. We don't even have to get into the lack of variety, some of Lana's laziest vocals to date, and how 4 of the middle tracks sound exactly the same. Ultraflatulence is a shit album and solely responsible for killing Lana's career.
Garrett Hawke
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yuuuuup
plus taking into account the fact that Gaga albums post TFM are reviews of Gaga as much as they are reviews of the music. I mean most ARTPOP reviews were mostly talking about how they didn't know what the title meant and Gaga was a bit vague.
You Know Nothing
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Metacritic is trash.
I always assumed Godels pulled it out constantly ironically to antagonize.
I always assumed Godels pulled it out constantly ironically to antagonize.
It did get snubbed from its urban category tbh. I still to this day have no idea how Pharrell won that over Beyonce, although I liked both albums.
Poker Face
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source pls
Yes but children have been born and are almost now 2 years old since that album dropped and what has she done lately? Nothing. This is a - what have you done for me lately- industry and Beyonce isn't getting any younger. Having 1 album that sold well is great and all but longevity is the key.
Yes but children have been born and are almost now 2 years old since that album dropped and what has she done lately? Nothing. This is a - what have you done for me lately- industry and Beyonce isn't getting any younger. Having 1 album that sold well is great and all but longevity is the key.
She created the urban dance craze of 2014 with 7/11, & dropped a remix with Nicki which was a mini-event. All I could think of atm
Poker Face
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Marry the Night sold over 700k? thought it bombed much harder than that. and lol @ Starstruck selling 800k
Garrett Hawke
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#JusticeForMarryTheNight
The video slayed tbh
A beautiful mess
The video slayed tbh
A beautiful mess
Poor ears. That song was T.R.A.S.H
Stan for Alejandro, the second best of the three good songs on TFM.
Can't wait to see Rih's Artpop album outsell Gaga's Artpop album.
Eh. Dont be so sure
Yes but children have been born and are almost now 2 years old since that album dropped and what has she done lately? Nothing. This is a - what have you done for me lately- industry and Beyonce isn't getting any younger. Having 1 album that sold well is great and all but longevity is the key.
i mean well your fave hasn't done anything of note since about 1995 so idk where you think you've got the authority to come for beyonce from
HA!
As if Mariah's 90s material isn't enough to make her more iconic than Beyonce could ever hope to be.
And then we get into Emancipation of Mimi and it's game over. Lets not compare artists who simply exist on two different planes. Mimi is with the Legends. Beyonce is with the lunchables.
it is quite troubling that the most vocal Beyoncé haters stan for modern struggle pop acts like Xtina and Mooriah
You Know Nothing
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I mean, I'm not sure someone who considers Xtina a legend is qualified to make this assessment.
Xtina just made 60 million sitting on her ass judging lessers. Her greatness need not be mentioned.
Bey stans thinking they can come for Mariah tho? That's almost a funnier joke than Tidal.
Leona Lewis
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Is that another year-old, belated jokE?Mature parenting!
Because if not, then cute and fun.
"Love your kids more than you hate your ex," said eternal queen of flawlessdom Judge Judy.
Exactly this is why you should heed my words carefully. Speaking from experience.
2009? I didn't know gaga was your fave?Exactly this is why you should heed my words carefully. Speaking from experience.
Soulscribe
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Breh, I know you've given up, but this is Rihanna we're talking about. Just like her past 6 albums, she'll sale atleast 2m WW, exceeding ARTPOP.
Sad that even with the forced "failure" storyline that everyone here wants to associate with Gaga, ARTPOP is still better than any Rihanna album.
Of all her albums to make that claim about...
I didn't imply nor mentioned that ARTPOP failed, but it indeed is an underperformance. Just compare it to BTW both critically & commercially for objective receipts, or quality for subjectivity.
lol k.
You Know Nothing
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Rated R shits all over ARTPOP and buries it in Madonna's grave.
You Know Nothing
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Lorqueen's Slay You Again is the only one that matters.
You Know Nothing
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Rated R, Loud, and Unap are all better albums than ARTPOP.
Lol, why he calling every dude ugly when he looks like potato head himself? A bit extra tbh.
eternal s m a s h
https://soundcloud.com/branchez/dont-wanna-be-your-girl
this too. fuck you all. sorry.
https://soundcloud.com/jessieware/tough-love-sango-remix'
and this. sorry again.
and this:
https://soundcloud.com/lana-del-rey/ultraviolence-the-penelopes-remix
this too. fuck you all. sorry.
https://soundcloud.com/jessieware/tough-love-sango-remix'
and this. sorry again.
and this:
https://soundcloud.com/lana-del-rey/ultraviolence-the-penelopes-remix
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