briefly interrupting my sabbatical from this place to bring you
AQUARIUS
the timecables review
1. Aquarius: 10/10
classic Kanye beat slammed into with ethereal oats-feeling goodness
2. Bet 10/10
that bridge/outro take me to CHOURCH
3. Cold Sweat 10/10
the utter hypnosis followed by the catharsis of those NOTES, yaaaaaaaas
4. 2 On 10/10
It's already a classic.
5. How Many Times 9/10 (-1 for Future's part)
I mean who else has remade a Janet track and come out not looking like a fool for it? But again, someone needs to leak a Future-less version because what even was that even like WHAT
6. Pretend 10/10
This took a few spins to grow on me, it does sound a little bit like a SELF-TITLÉD rihject, but that still means it slays.
7. All Hands On Deck 10/10
I'm thirsty just listening to it. Lord.
and oh yeah, that's a freaking PAN FLUTE shitting on your miserable fave's discography
8. Indigo Child 10/10
I need an extended version of this MASTERPIECE like Ariana needs a personality.
9. Far Side Of The Moon 10/10
her delivery is a little too remiscent of Jhené Basic but the production is everything
10. Feels Like Vegas 10/10
sounds a lot more like a Rihject than All Hands On Deck but I'm still here for some Stargate flawlessness
11. Thug Cry 10/10
The track on here that you'd most expect if you'd only heard 2 On, but you know what? "lemme feng shui your shit" is iconic
12. Deep In The Night 10/10
SHIVERS when she enters in on that last phrase for just a moment
13. Bated Breath 10/10
So damn beautiful. Will probably be butchered on YouTube by thousands of hopeless basics.
14. Wildfire 10/10
The standout production, which on this album is saying something
15. The Storm 10/10
This little piece of ART is her way of saying "I won 2014, sorryboutit"
FINAL RATING:
I feel bad for anyone that still stans for supermodel and former lyric reciter Rhat.
[h e w] needs her anymore?