AlteredForms
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So you're the exact opposite of those obese people who claim to be "big boned" instead of fat?My stomach is practically a black hole.No matter how much i eat i stay the same 122 pounds lol
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carlosrox
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My stomach is practically a black hole.
And this is a problem HOW??
If only everyone could be so lucky!
Mista
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Out of curiosity, how old are you?
Here's some slightly more recent pics
Self conscious as fuck so don't go too hard on me plz
Ps. I hate smiling for photos (I don't like my smile) so it's pretty hard to find many of me even smiling.
Ememee
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Here's some slightly more recent pics
Self conscious as fuck so don't go too hard on me plz
Ps. I hate smiling for photos (I don't like my smile) so it's pretty hard to find many of me even smiling.
Orange Cassidy stole your gimmick as a kid.
carlosrox
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34, why?
I dunno what this means haha!
Edit: Ah yes I see now. I should sue.
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GodofWhimsy
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Honestly, guys, I would, but last time I posted a picture of my face online the website essentially turned into a digital shrine of people obsessing over my god-like looks and we wouldn't want that to happen to Gaf now, would we?
Also, no.
Also, no.
Fushitsusha
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Months?
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how many leather dusters do you own? 1 or 2?
carlosrox
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lol.
I'm seriously boyish looking when I shave. I get IDed all the time and it actually runs in the family. My sister is nearly 45 but looks about 10 years younger. When I was in my early 20's I used to get comments (in jest I assume) that I looked like I was 13.
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PM's are on their way.
Mista
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Whoa. You look VERY young
carlosrox
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I feel like I've barely aged since my late teens lol. Those photos are probably like 2 years old. I have a more recent photo and I look pretty much the same?
These are years apart and I look pretty much the same.
Excuse the Black face. I don't wanna get cancelled now.
Maybe I'm a vampire.
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I'd say since you're not in that mirror, like at all!
carlosrox
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888
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Here's my pasty arsed self as of about 3 minutes ago.
Legit question. Are you taking a shit?
MiyazakiHatesKojima
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I think I posted mine in the last thread. Too shy to do that now. Maybe another time lol
EDIT: okay but I'm deleting it
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Fine, I'll post.
Stiflers Mom
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I thought you'd look much older...Here's my pasty arsed self as of about 3 minutes ago.
Stiflers Mom
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Stilton Disco
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I was taking a bath (where else would I take a photo of myself?) and thanks I guess? I'm actually nearing 40.
VN1X
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You look like one of those kids who fucked my mom in the Modern Warfare 1&2 days.
Here's some slightly more recent pics
Self conscious as fuck so don't go too hard on me plz
Ps. I hate smiling for photos (I don't like my smile) so it's pretty hard to find many of me even smiling.
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Stiflers Mom
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Is that really you?Fine, I'll post.
I thought you'd look younger.. : D
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Lol, nah. Someone aged DSP (my avatar) 30 years.
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A young skinny Kevin Smith.
Relativ9
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Fine, you're a fat fuck, you are Lunchbox. HeheNot so skinny, but getting there
Relativ9
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That's more like it, was beginning to think I wasn't on the internet. As much as I try to be "above it" feels good to hear when I used be way bigger, so thanks
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blow me
Relativ9
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GymWolf
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Where the fuck are you muscles dude??
Spent all quarantine running and slimmed down. The gyms are back open now baby baby so we gonna get it
Your wife eyes zone vaguely remind me a prettier version of carla bruni...Was a special day today for one of our kids so of course my wife ordered a fuckload of balloons and enforced family photos
My wife, boy, daughter and i
then it was outside time, this is our countryside house, really in the middle of no where and its great!
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bronk
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I'm at the gym! Day 21 in a row. Up 8lbs! I'm coming back!
Fushitsusha
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So this is the body of a man who's fucked over a hundred women worldwide. Where is your face though?
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I don't blame him. Once his face is out, people can put a name to it.
LostDonkey
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haxan7
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UnravelKatharsis
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Alright I never do this but I've always been very self conscious. I do feel better now after having worked on myself for some time so, wth 
Stiflers Mom
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Not bad for 45, I feel.
A lot of that is in the lighting, though.
And I am not sure if I will ever attain abs, since I would need to hunger so much for that.
And this is my face womanified with Faceapp... ; )
I look very german, though. Just copy paste one of your Nazi soldier faces from one of your WW2 shooters unto that pic of my body, and you pretty much have it...
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Stiflers Mom
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Is that really you?
You sexy motherfucker....
Fushitsusha
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Even Hans Landa would blush.Not bad for 45, I feel.
A lot of that is in the lighting, though.
And I am not sure if I will ever attain abs, since I would need to hunger so much for that.
And this is my face womanified with Faceapp... ; )
I look very german, though. Just copy paste one of your Nazi soldier faces from one of your WW2 shooters unto that pic of my body, and you pretty much have it...
GymWolf
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You kinda look like skinny adele.Not bad for 45, I feel.
A lot of that is in the lighting, though.
And I am not sure if I will ever attain abs, since I would need to hunger so much for that.
And this is my face womanified with Faceapp... ; )
I look very german, though. Just copy paste one of your Nazi soldier faces from one of your WW2 shooters unto that pic of my body, and you pretty much have it...
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Wowee, that's a bingo!
GymWolf
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Alright I never do this but I've always been very self conscious. I do feel better now after having worked on myself for some time so, wth
You were more puffy in the orville.
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Brian Fellows
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Hair is getting longer....
Armorian
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Not bad for 45, I feel.
A lot of that is in the lighting, though.
And I am not sure if I will ever attain abs, since I would need to hunger so much for that.
And this is my face womanified with Faceapp... ; )
I look very german, though. Just copy paste one of your Nazi soldier faces from one of your WW2 shooters unto that pic of my body, and you pretty much have it...
I think I will hide behind FA for now too, still not ready to post normal pictures
UnravelKatharsis
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I think I will hide behind FA for now too, still not ready to post normal pictures
This got me wondering when we will get an augmented reality version of face app.