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[cress2000]

So begins the bargaining phase!

The final stage of trump will be a nuclear version of stage 2.

 

[rtcn63]

Do you guys think when Trump sends dick pics he puts his hands in the pic to make his junk look bigger?

He just has Sean Spicer stand next to it

 

[bengraven]

He knows he will get away with it.

 

[Mattenth]

My theory: Trump's team is being preemptive. The way the statement is worded seems to indicate that Mueller has been sending legal requests to the Trump team.

News will break later this week that Trump himself is under investigation. Lawyers will point back and go "No he's not. He's cooperating fully and even sent 'good job' notes."

 

[CHC]

"Hey Bob, my friend, wanna eat some of these well done steaks with me while I ask you to overlook my enormous history of bungled financial crimes?"

 

[rtcn63]

He's doing it to try and garner sympathy/rapport from Mueller, in hopes of him easing up or letting his guard down enough to be vulnerable. Seen it happen.

 

[Imperfected]

He tried threatening and it didn't work, so now he's going to try shmoozing. "I'll buy him a slice of chocolate cake," Trump thought to himself, "That's how China won me over!"

He's amazingly, brazenly, and stupidly transparent.

 

[jstripes]

"I really appreciate what you're doing here, and I hope you can let Jared go. He's a good guy."

 

[rjinaz]

Trying to butter him up and also insult him at the same time. Interesting strategy.

I hate you! haha not really, you know me, you're cool. I hate you though. haha...scowl...

 

[RustyNails]

Bobby pls respond

 

[The Albatross]

Saw this headline on my phone and the way USA Today headlined this story it sounded like RObert Mueller was saying that Trump sent private messages to Russia.

Kind of a ... pointless story otherwise.

 

[adj_noun]

"He appreciates what Bob Mueller is doing,'' Trump's chief counsel John Dowd told USA TODAY in an interview Tuesday.

He doesn't appreciate what Bob Mueller is doing.

 

[Amory]

"I am a good guy. I hope you can see your way to letting me go "

 

[kevin1025]

He doesn't appreciate what Bob Mueller is doing.

Likely CNN headline soon: "He appreciates what Bob Mueller is doing (he doesn't)".

"I am a good guy. I hope you can see your way to letting me go "

Trump's next tweet: "@realdonaldtrump Stay strong."

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Trump isn't gonna get far by trying to sweet talk Mueller.

 

[Yoshimitsu126]

I think someone is getting fired/impeached soon but I can't tell who.

 

[AndyD]

Several months later at 3 am in the morning:

"I was nice to Mueller and THIS is how he treats me? Sad"

I fully expect this. We exchanged pleasant messages many times, he never mentioned I am under investigation.

 

[_Ryo_]

Seems extremely inappropriate.

 

[danm999]

Pls respond

 

[Shadybiz]

"Will Robert Mueller be my new best friend??"

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

Jordan Belfort: Why? Is that…
Bo Dietl: Jordan. Jordan, do me a favor. The only one who calls this guy is your fucking lawyer.
Jordan Belfort: I can’t call him, right? I’m not…it’s still against the rules.
Bo Dietl: You know what you do? I told you, whatever the fuck you say to him, he’s gonna use against you, don’t you understand?! He’s smart, you’re dumb.
Jordan Belfort: Fucking bullshit. I’m not allowed to call him?
[Jordan takes a pill bottle from his pocket]
Bo Dietl: Are we fucking talking tonight or are you gonna get…
[Jordan pops some pills into his mouth]
Bo Dietl: The last time you took these fucking pills, you put your head in them fucking macaroni, I had to pick it up!
Jordan Belfort: Alright. Okay, I won’t call him.

This clip has been relevant countless times this year.

 

[SinCityAssassin]

Send Nukes

 

[Apdiddy]

I imagine Trump's legal team's reaction was "Fuck it Donnie, we'll send the fucking messages to Robert Mueller but as your lawyers it will not help your case and help you beat any charges." This is some crap out of Arrested Development.

Mueller then made a copy of it and stuck it in the circular filing cabinet.

 

[kess]

Ok Mr. Third Rate Mob Boss Wannabe

 

[YesThatGuy]

This is turning too pathetic to be funny anymore.

Between this, the fact that he need a security blankie (in the shape of positive pictures on himself in the media) and the way he begged our dumb in office, this is looking sadder and sadder.

 

[Dude Abides]

Don't notice me Senpai!

Do you guys think when Trump sends dick pics he puts his hands in the pic to make his junk look bigger?

Nah, Ivanka knows how small his hands are.

 

[Earthbound64]

Next he will take him out to dinner and tell him his hopes and dreams

He's being investigated by Derek Jeter?

 

[Ponn]

Trumps legal team is slimy as all hell. This almost sounds like they are setting up a scenario where they are going to try and discredit Mueller for communicating with Trump through private during an investigation.

 

[SlickShoesRUCrazy]

"Please get me out of here!"

 

[enzo_gt]

Trump sliding in to Mueller's DMs?

 

[Conciliator]

hey bob, listen bud, you're doing a bang-up job, and also I'm going to need you to pledge your absolute loyalty to me, call off the investigation, and make up a reason that makes me look good. OK, just send me a confirmation when you get a chance. Have a nice day Bobby!