"Let me tell you, JFK is one of the best presidents ever, right? He was a very very good man. Really good. One of the best. So I'm thinking here, well what would make this country great again? If I hired JFK. So I did, I called him up I said "hello Mr. JFK, I have a great deal for you, you're gonna love it". And he did, he did love it. And he took the position even though he didn't have to, he didn't. The news will tell you "oh he was military he had to", no, fake news. So anyway, JFK, amazing man. My new chief of staff."