I have problems with pretty much every movie I watch. Some of my favorite movies either have a couple of big issues, or a plethora of nitpicks. I don't go into anything demanding perfection because I'm not naive enough to believe that any director out there is perfect, or capable of easily creating something without flaws. One of the only "flawless" movies I can think of is Raiders of the Lost Ark. The acting is fine, it created an icon, iconic music, iconic action, classic scenes such as the rolling boulder, had a flawless screenplay with no bad lines that I can think of, flawless pacing, editing, the whole nine yards. The movie seems to have an issue with not being perfect. Some may argue that the climax is kind of corny or corny looking with dating effects, but fuck you.
However, I don't expect to see many movies like this and I didn't expect Prometheus to reach the heights that perhaps it should have met, but at the same time I was willing to ignore that fact and my fingers were crossed for something that would have just tickled my fancy on a number of levels: wonder, horror, intensity. The frustrating part is that it seriously nails these things in my opinion. I couldn't tell you why, but some scenes were giving me borderline panic attacks. Even when they're just exploring the pyramid, I was still feeling very uncomfortable. And yet, as the sequence played out and ended, I felt disappointed. Why?
dem trailers.
Despite knowing what was coming and despite still being pretty creeped out, I feel that had I went on a media blackout, that it would have been super effective to me. And this is the problem I faced during many scenes in the movie. I just simply knew what was going to happen, or I was sitting there like "oh here comes the part in the trailer with her in agony, ok." Hardly anything was left up to me, the viewer, to discover on my own because FOX was so adamant to tell me everything beforehand. Sure, you could say well, this is what you get for watching trailers! No, fuck that. A trailer is supposed to give me a taste of the movie, an inkling of what to expect. It shouldn't tell me the story or show me a summary of the story, and that's precisely what these trailers did.
Now, of course, its not the trailer's fault that it had questionable logic, some poor writing, and some unsatisfying elements. I just wanted to get that out of the way because that is just part of my disappointment. It's that fact, plus another fact that disappointed me so much that it made the other problems I had with it come out in full force when I damn well could have probably ignored them better had one thing delivered that absolutely did not deliver whatsoever:
The tyrant stalking Shaw.
This could be the biggest missed opportunity in cinematic history. We had the perfect setup: a crashed ship, no more survivors apart from Fasshead, a giant squid lurking about, and a T-1000 T-Virus tyrant stalking our main character. David warns us beforehand that the thing is coming for her. Oh fuck this shit is about to get intense. And, just like that, it's over. We don't follow Shaw as she, in a paranoid fit, explores the ship trying to find tyrant before it finds her. We don't get the super elongated standoff present in Alien that made its climax so memorable and worthwhile. We don't get a prolonged state of cat and mouse. Nothing. David tells us that it's coming, and whoop dere it is! A few seconds later Shaw gets the door to the medical bay open, and the giant squid takes care of the tyrant for Shaw.
I'm no writer, but I can think of a number of fantastic opportunities here that would have canceled out some other problems. For instance, why not have Shaw's pregnancy elevate over the course of the movie and not actually peak so shortly after we learn about it? Knowing that she's impregnated for like half of the movie would have given it so much more tension, and that fantastic abortion scene could have been part of the climax. Shaw climbs into the pod, she's beginning to start the process, and then David tells us "it's coming for you." And she's trapped in this pod with absolutely no way out. So we have a few things adding tension: the fact that she's impregnated, the fact that the tyrant is somewhere nearby coming for her and she's completely helpless until the end of the operation, and on top of that, we have no fucking idea what's coming out of her.
But you may say, well, the point of having the abortion scene so early was so that it could give the squid time to grow. Bullshit. Clearly the movie operates on its own terms. The squid could have grown really fast and nobody would question it. In a movie like this you're probably not going to have a problem with an alien fetus growing at a fast rate.
It's things like this that could have really helped me love the film. The other problems would have been there still, but if for example they went with the above, there wouldn't have been the issue of her having the abortion, leaving a newborn alien thing on the ship, and not telling anybody anything about it. That, and the abortion scene was so good that it would have worked beautifully as part of the climax, and it would have made the attempted scary sequence of the end of the film longer and with more tension.
Had something like that happened, would I be complaining so much about some of its other problems? Absolutely not. I'm okay with a movie having problems, as I said above, because I never expect perfection. I do, however, expect the filmmakers to give me the most effective work they can, and the fact that they didn't do that here bothers me more than two idiotic researchers getting lost with a map or the suicide bombers or Shaw not telling anyone about what happened to her. The fact that they dropped the ball on something like that bothers me more than actual plot logic.
What I will not do, however, is point fingers at anyone specifically. Is it Lindelof's fault that Shaw didn't tell anyone about the abortion? I don't know, because I haven't read the script and I have no idea if he wrote a scene addressing that or not. I don't know if he wrote it and it was something that was cut out. I don't know if it was written or if it was filmed or if it was edited out. I have no idea. I know people love to hate Lindelof because of Lost and some of the jackass things he says, but I'm not going to pretend like I know who is ultimately responsible for some of the idiotic elements in the movie. In the end, I just have to express disappointment with "the filmmakers" because a lot of people were responsible for the final product.