Me and Heathen are writing the SyFy Original script right now:
It's about this internet terrorist who takes down all the internet's favourite things, but Lizards take credit. So he starts a war with them.
However, all the E-Sport Superstars come together to form a Super Team and use their keyboard skills for good to fight the Internet Terrorist. It's a tough battle and it looks like they're going to be defeated when suddenly... PORN BARONS TO THE RESCUE!
Meanwhile in England, disgruntled OAPs form a ragtag army in retaliation to the BBC going down - after all an attack on the BBC is an attack on The Queen. We love ya Mum!
Starring:
Dean Cain
Dean Stockwell
Tara Reid
Kurt Angle
Linda Hamilton
Bruce Campbell
DirectorL Uwe Boll