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Quentin Tarantino Opts For Toe Sucking + Jerking Off Over Sex

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judging by the video on that site, she's not ugly. physically, that is. she comes across as a rather odd person in her own words mind.
why'd she feel she had to mention her ticket-avoiding partner was black? haha, odd.
 

NumberTwo

Paper or plastic?
I just don't get the fetish, they're just feet. And yeah, it is pretty widely known Tarantino has a foot fetish.

I wouldn't be surprised if he slobbed over the feet another girl that starred in his films.

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X26

Banned
rezuth said:
What is the issue? That he has a well documented fetish? That he invites ladies to participate in them?

I would let him suck on my toes and jerk off... Just don't make eye contact.

No issue on QT's part here, it's that this chick is just so desperate for any sort of attention that she'll do and say anything. Then there's her going through his belongings, what a bitch.
 

besiktas1

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Stupid cunt, I find nothing more repulsive than someone "kissing and telling", even worse that she is talking about his manhood like that. I just find that low as well. Why go about chatting shit about a next person's manhood. I don't give a shit if it's true or not. I think every guy can agree with me there.

Talking shit how he's soo ugly, but she has so little shame or respect in herrself that she surrendered herself sexually to him just to tell the world publicly how much or a whore she is. For shame bitch. For shame.

As for her looks, I'd just about let her eat my arsehole out. That's all she deserves, to be treated like a dog.
 

gerg

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Linkzg said:
weren't people calling Shia Leboof crass for admitting him and that broad got it, suggesting she cheated on someone? and that was considerably less petty than what's in the OP. some things are meant to be private.

I don't know - I don't think I remember this story.

I just wonder if this isn't a situation where, say, were a GAFfer to have an odd-experience with some average-looking female celebrity (like who's-her-face from the first two Transformers films) and post about it, they'd get mostly variations of "NICE.", but that when a woman does it about her experience with a man it crosses a line. Of course, it's better if it is that people don't hold double standards.
 
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sounds like a massive attention whore.

'oh man I was kissing him all night and thinking shit I might have to put out'

what the fuck do girls think like this?! "hmm yeah lets make out with him all night and go back to his place fuck I'm not attracted to this guy I wonder if I'll have to fuck him"

stupid.

I'm in a bad mood now.
 

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
Jenga said:
on a positive note, we have bigger penises than quentin tarantino

For those of us not hip to the slang: "Chode" means?

Of course, it's better if it is that people don't hold double standards.

I really don't mind either sex having a foot fetish and jerking/fingering themselves.

I do have a problem with kiss-and-telling but there isn't much we can do about that other than condone it, since now a days the internet and mass-media to tell this stuff and expose peoples privacy is everywhere.
 

gerg

Member
Jake. said:
a short, fat dick.

Yes. Well, a penis that is thicker than it is long.

besiktas1 said:
Stupid cunt, I find nothing more repulsive than someone "kissing and telling", even worse that she is talking about his manhood like that. I just find that low as well. Why go about chatting shit about a next person's manhood. I don't give a shit if it's true or not. I think every guy can agree with me there.

Talking shit how he's soo ugly, but she has so little shame or respect in herrself that she surrendered herself sexually to him just to tell the world publicly how much or a whore she is. For shame bitch. For shame.

As for her looks, I'd just about let her eat my arsehole out. That's all she deserves, to be treated like a dog.

SOMEONE MAD
 

besiktas1

Member
gerg said:
Yes. Well, a penis that is thicker than it is long.
wtf is that possible?


gerg said:
Yes. Well, a penis that is thicker than it is long.



SOMEONE MAD
hmm, not really, maybe it's a turkish thing but in our culture it's very disrespectful to talk about a man's "manhood" (penis, ability to get an erection, duration during intercourse). Don't wan't to derail thread but it sometimes leads to honor killings :/
 

Hazanko

Banned
What I find funny is that she kept saying that she didn't want to do anything and yet had no issue in doing it anyway. Plus I hate when people kiss and tell. It's extremely rude in my opinion. Plus I don't see this as a big deal anyway. He has a weird foot fetish? Who really cares.
 
Hari Seldon said:
Yeah if I was rich I would def pay for pro whores rather than worry about picking up some whore in denial at a party.
Taratino can probably pick up any woman at a party that interests him, but given that he loves talking about movies and she apparently held her own in a conversation with him, that was probably enough.

I would be surprised if Taratino cares that much aside from the part about his dick.
 

Tenks

Member
I've started calling people chodes recently. Feels good. Maybe I'll just call them Tarantinos from here on out.
 
gerg said:
Yes. Well, a penis that is thicker than it is long.



SOMEONE MAD

So someone had to go and invent a word for it? Is there a word for a penis that curves slightly to the left? A ballsack slightly unbalanced to the right?
 

Superimposer

This is getting weirder all the time
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besiktas1 said:
Stupid cunt, I find nothing more repulsive than someone "kissing and telling", even worse that she is talking about his manhood like that. I just find that low as well. Why go about chatting shit about a next person's manhood. I don't give a shit if it's true or not. I think every guy can agree with me there.

Talking shit how he's soo ugly, but she has so little shame or respect in herrself that she surrendered herself sexually to him just to tell the world publicly how much or a whore she is. For shame bitch. For shame.

As for her looks, I'd just about let her eat my arsehole out. That's all she deserves, to be treated like a dog.

If only avatar quoting wasn't such a pain in the ass these days.
 

TheSeks

Blinded by the luminous glory that is David Bowie's physical manifestation.
besiktas1 said:
wtf is that possible?

Yes. I've heard someone refer to them as "hockey pucks," which was hilarious because it was a gay conversation between me and him and sex in general.

Penises come in all shapes and sizes. WHO KNEW!?

Tenks said:
I've started calling people chodes recently.

See, that's another slang variant of it I've heard of, but never understood. It's a "stupid person," right? But why not just call them a moron!?

UGH! URBAN DICTIONARY IS RUINING MY SENTENCES!
 

Jenga

Banned
TheSeks said:
Yes. I've heard someone refer to them as "hockey pucks," which was hilarious because it was a gay conversation between me and him and sex in general.

Penises come in all shapes and sizes. WHO KNEW!?



See, that's another slang variant of it I've heard of, but never understood. It's a "stupid person," right? But why not just call them a moron!?

UGH! URBAN DICTIONARY IS RUINING MY SENTENCES!
dude you remind me of a short thick penis right now
 

Jake.

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the weirdest thing about the whole story is that he didn't blast on her feet. if not, what's the point? where did it go? she said there was no bodily fluids. this is like a script to 'there's something about mary 2'.
 

otake

Doesn't know that "You" is used in both the singular and plural
A lot of it sounds made up. I don't doubt QT likes feet, but her story doesn't make sense.

Anyway, QT isn't married, right? so what's the story? That he gets off on feet?
 

gerg

Member
malingenie said:
So someone had to go and invent a word for it?

Well, yes, that is the point of words - instead of always saying a "penis which is thicker than it is long", people use "chode", like how we say "table" instead of "a flat surface purposefully made and which is often, but not always, supported by four legs".

Tenks said:
I've started calling people chodes recently. Feels good. Maybe I'll just call them Tarantinos from here on out.

You'll soon advance to the stage where you'll be allowed to call them a "smeghead", too.
 

Tenks

Member
malingenie said:
So someone had to go and invent a word for it? Is there a word for a penis that curves slightly to the left? A ballsack slightly unbalanced to the right?


You honestly have never heard of a chode? Chode was pretty popular back in the 90s. I'm pretty sure I got called, and called someone, a chode on a daily basis during recess playing some mean 4square games.
 
Jenga said:
itt: gaf puts woman on blast for doing what all men do when describing their sex life, gets mad salty

Hmm? She is publishing a story about having sex with a famous person to gain notoriety. If she was already famous, I wouldn't mind as much. If she wasn't specific on the person, I wouldn't care. If she was just telling her friends, I wouldn't care.

But telling the general public of a sexcapade with a famous person who is single or doesn't moralize, and wasn't doing anything illegal or non consensual? Douche move.
 
Tenks said:
This chick kind of sounds like a bitch trying to come off as "too cool for school." She tries to act like she was completely aloof of the situation and wasn't really into QT yet she still agrees to go to the dude's house and agrees to stay the night. Bitch ain't foolin me she was blinded by the stars.

This.

That email was a total dickmove on her part. Especially the "chode" part, did she really have to include that?
 
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For all I know the whole story after could've been a massive lie for an ugly bitch can get some fame over the internet. Q's badass.
 

MetatronM

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Tenks said:
This chick kind of sounds like a bitch trying to come off as "too cool for school." She tries to act like she was completely aloof of the situation and wasn't really into QT yet she still agrees to go to the dude's house and agrees to stay the night. Bitch ain't foolin me she was blinded by the stars.
Not only that, but she also flat out admits to being a liar, boring, "uncool," and being strangely prude-ish for a girl going to parties in the middle of the week "in the Hills." And yet she still allowed someone she just met who she refers to as a douchebag make out with her several times ("for the story"), take her back to his place to spend the night, and suck on her toes and jerk off. TWICE.

And then promptly wrote an email essay to inform everyone she knows about it and how she so totally wasn't interested in her own starfucking but totally needed to make sure everybody knows she went starfucking.


Chick sounds just a wee bit full of herself and incredibly obnoxious.
 
Tenks said:
You honestly have never heard of a chode? Chode was pretty popular back in the 90s. I'm pretty sure I got called, and called someone, a chode on a daily basis during recess playing some mean 4square games.

That explains it, I wasnt in America in the 90's. Is there evidence of such a thing existing? "Bigger width than length?"
 

Jenga

Banned
ConfusingJazz said:
Hmm? She is publishing a story about having sex with a famous person to gain notoriety. If she was already famous, I wouldn't mind as much. If she wasn't specific on the person, I wouldn't care. If she was just telling her friends, I wouldn't care.

But telling the general public of a sexcapade with a famous person who is single or doesn't moralize, and wasn't doing anything illegal or non consensual? Douche move.
i was trying to work a street fighter tourney post into this reply but i can't do it

thanks for nothing mister
 

gerg

Member
ConfusingJazz said:
Hmm? She is publishing a story about having sex with a famous person to gain notoriety. If she was already famous, I wouldn't mind as much. If she wasn't specific on the person, I wouldn't care. If she was just telling her friends, I wouldn't care.

The girl in the story isn't publishing it - she just e-mailed her friends.

Now, one of those friends then did decide to forward the e-mail to "Brobible", but that's not the same as this girl herself directly publishing the article on her blog.
 

Tenks

Member
malingenie said:
That explains it, I wasnt in America in the 90's. Is there evidence of such a thing existing? "Bigger width than length?"


A chode basically means if your dick wore pants the size would be 34x30.
 

vatstep

This poster pulses with an appeal so broad the typical restraints of our societies fall by the wayside.
Considering that this e-mail was just sent to a few of her friends who surely know and "get" her personality, I don't really see it as bitchy. Sure, maybe she had a feeling it would leak to the public, or maybe it was even intentional, but there's also the possibility that she never thought it would get out there like this. I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt on that, and if that's the case, she really did nothing wrong.

Am I missing something? Do we know for a fact that she intentionally leaked this herself?
 
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