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[badblue]

Went back to the store and surprisingly no one wanted an egg plant candle.

 

[TintoConCasera]

Went back to the store and surprisingly no one wanted an egg plant candle.

Always happy to read about happy endings.

That Bender looks cool btw.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Good morning, everyone!

 

[TintoConCasera]

Good morning, everyone!

Just woke up from a 3 hour nap.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

What always gets me is the unreachable boundaries of space, it's like how a game makes an infinite ocean to prevent you from going off the map.

 

[LostDonkey]

Sometimes I can't believe I share this reality with such dirty disgusting filthy people.

 

[badblue]

Root Beer and Coffee is apparently a thing. The local A&W has it on their menu.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Life sucks and I really fucking hate myself.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Root Beer and Coffee is apparently a thing. The local A&W has it on their menu.

I tried a Coca-Cola & Coffee the other day and it was delicious.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I'm eating a vegan cookie right now, and it's... surprisingly good.

 

[LostDonkey]

I WILL GET AN AI TO TALK DIRTY TO ME ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!!!

 

[TintoConCasera]

I tried a Coca-Cola & Coffee the other day and it was delicious.

You should try Coca-Cola and licorice candy. It's fresh, maybe too fresh even.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Punch Drunk Love and Licorice Pizza are the only films that I've seen that have been directed by Paul Thomas Anderson.

I think I should see his other films.

 

[badblue]

I don't understand how someone can enjoy the scent of patchouli.

 

[Audiophile]

The first 25 minutes of "The Exorcist III" with George C. Scott makes for one of the best comedies of all time. It has some of the sharpest banter of pretty much anything I've seen..

I wish we had a prequel comedy TV show called "The Adventures Of Bill Kind' & Father Dyer" where every few weeks they're just popping out together to "cheer each other up".

An opportunity lost to time.

 

[GymWolf]

Wtf is wrong with reddit?

I opened a topic 2 times and immediately the automoderator cancelled my post because i didn't chose a flair...but i fucking chose a flair...

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[Audiophile]

Some more reddit madness:

I made one comment in the Joe Rogan subreddit and five mins later I got notifications from three different, totally unrelated subreddits banning me from them just for commenting there.

Reddit mods really are the most fragile people.

 

[TintoConCasera]

Company I work at just gave us permission to start an hour and a half later on Monday because of the Eurocup finals.

That's super nice ofc but man, wish they did that when a cool game is coming out too.

 

[TintoConCasera]

If I have to read "peak this" or "peak that" one more time I'm going to have an aneurysm.

 

[GymWolf]

Just woke up from a 3 hour nap.

3 hours naps are peak rest method.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I regret peaking into this thread.

 

[TintoConCasera]

3 hours naps are peak rest method.

go peak yourself man

 

[GymWolf]

go peak yourself man

Last time i managed a 3 hours nap i was like 20 years ago, i can't even fucking sleep at night

I reached my peak sleep schedule way too early.

 

[Jsisto]

Why is every other anime nowadays called something like “How I got fisted in a dungeon by a centaur chef”. Anime truly is dead.

 

[GymWolf]

Why is every other anime nowadays called something like “How I got fisted in a dungeon by a centaur chef”. Anime truly is dead.

J. Fisto would be a great name for the protagonist of that anime.

 

[Jsisto]

J. Fisto would be a great name for the protagonist of that anime.

Fantastic. Actually GymWolf would be a great one. The adventures of a werewolf bodybuilder. By day he hits the gym, by night he transforms and raids dungeons and builds a harem of monster girls who are obsessed with him but he’s too socially awkward to act on it and/or is only in love with fitness. 10/10 anime of the year.

 

[GymWolf]

Fantastic. Actually GymWolf would be a great one. The adventures of a werewolf bodybuilder. By day he hits the gym, by night he transforms and raids dungeons and builds a harem of monster girls who are obsessed with him but he’s too socially awkward to act on it. 10/10 anime of the year.

Imagine how goofy the live action would look.

 

[Crayon]

Okay so my colleague, who is insane, walks in here with two hot pizzas just now.

We are doing similar presentations in tandem tomorrow, at two different offices for the same client. Oh did I say client? I meant potential client.

So these two pizzas are "mine". He intends to

OFFER COLD PIZZA TO AN EIGHT-THIRTY AM OUTSIDE BUSINESS MEETING.

I gently suggested that we order in some bagels or something.... but like I said... insane.

I'll be "forgetting" the pizza and picking up some baked goods on the way in.

 

[Jsisto]

Okay so my colleague, who is insane, walks in here with two hot pizzas just now.

We are doing similar presentations in tandem tomorrow, at two different offices for the same client. Oh did I say client? I meant potential client.

So these two pizzas are "mine". He intends to

OFFER COLD PIZZA TO AN EIGHT-THIRTY AM OUTSIDE BUSINESS MEETING.

I gently suggested that we order in some bagels or something.... but like I said... insane.

I'll be "forgetting" the pizza and picking up some baked goods on the way in.

Dude just wanted an excuse to eat pizza. Frankly, I admire him.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

He's not getting his sex at home.

 

[Crayon]

Dude just wanted an excuse to eat pizza. Frankly, I admire him.

The irony is that there are few things I'd rather be eating for breakfast than cold pizza.

But we are trying to live in a society, here. That's like bringing a baggie of cocaine as a wedding gift.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Team USA basketball, though.

 

[Audiophile]

You ever see a woman that is not attractive in any way and yet for some reason there's like a magnet in your crotch for them?

 

[West Texas CEO]

You ever see a woman that is not attractive in any way and yet for some reason there's like a magnet in your crotch for them?

There's probably a technical term for this phenomenon, but yes.

 

[captainpat]

man, I can make so many chicken burritos with my slow cooker.

 

[Little Chicken]

One of life's pleasures is ripping a huge fart that roars past your prostate upon exit.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

There's probably a technical term for this phenomenon, but yes.

Butterface?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Butterface?

That's the term for the unattractive woman, yeah, but what about when you're turned on by one?

Weird boner?
Strange erection?

 

[Mistake]

I find myself almost never using the microwave these days. Toaster oven or air fryer is just so much better

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

That's the term for the unattractive woman, yeah, but what about when you're turned on by one?

Weird boner?
Strange erection?

Glitch boner

 

[Solarstrike]

Nevermind.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

“As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.”​

 

[West Texas CEO]

My ball sack is showing.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

My ball sack is showing.

Don't zip up your pants or it could be fatal.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

“As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.”​

I read this out loud in Russel Crowe's voice.

It was epic.

 

[Audiophile]

It's 1am and someone is stood right outside leaning against the cable box blaring the radio on their phone at full volume. The fuck is wrong with people?

Five more mins and my old super soaker is coming out of the closet.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Five more mins and my old super soaker is coming out of the closet.

I think you need to go out as Michael Myers cosplay and give him a taste of his own medicine. Don't do anything. Just give him the death stare and he ain't coming back homie.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I want to own a pinball machine when I'm in my 50s. That is a milestone to be celebrated with one of these things.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Is there a more classic meal than meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and green beans?

 

[Jsisto]

It’s pretty wild that if I close my eyes and touch my phone in just the right ways, things will just show up at my doorstep.