ForAcademicPurposes
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That shit doesn't make sense for my 90s sensibilities
But then I remembered what year we are in
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But then I remembered what year we are in
Maiden Voyage
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Same vibesIs there a more classic meal than meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and green beans?
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Time for some eatsies.
captainpat
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Diet Mountain dew tastes like nothing.
Audiophile
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That moment when you think of the greatest valentine gift ever and get really excited about how much they'll love it...
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..but you don't have a partner.
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..but you don't have a partner.
Lunarorbit
Member
I wanna get a desk calendar. I know I sound old but I always forget to set reminders on my phone to unsubscribe to trials of apps. Fucking Audible got me again
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
Old ways are the best ways.
ForAcademicPurposes
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This is good karma. You will be paid in full one of these days. Hopefully in the form of a fucking lottery ticket.That moment when you think of the greatest valentine gift ever and get really excited about how much they'll love it...
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..but you don't have a partner.
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
I just gave my superior a body check out of the blue to signify that I'm done with that place after five years of hard work. Handing in my resignation on Thursday. See how those fuckers survive without me. Expecting Titanic levels of sinkage.
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
FatallyYours
Member
Think I've ranted in here previously about gig etiquette, or lack there of
Hottest night of the year in Manchester (uk), so obviously the place to go is an indoor rock gig that you're not really interested in
Make sure to talk, loudly, to your poor partner, who has to carry your bag and 2 coats, cardigans
Oh, and becaise you don't like the band, please leave every 3-5 minutes to get another water with ice in it
She was like 55. She should fucking know better
Shut the fuck up, stop moving about and deal with the heat, every other person did
Anyway...
The gig was good
Hottest night of the year in Manchester (uk), so obviously the place to go is an indoor rock gig that you're not really interested in
Make sure to talk, loudly, to your poor partner, who has to carry your bag and 2 coats, cardigans
Oh, and becaise you don't like the band, please leave every 3-5 minutes to get another water with ice in it
She was like 55. She should fucking know better
Shut the fuck up, stop moving about and deal with the heat, every other person did
Anyway...
The gig was good
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I beg to disagree.Titties is not a word
TintoConCasera
I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
It's a life style.Titties is not a word
ForAcademicPurposes
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Titties is not a word
Mistake
Member
My spell check flagged it. I was thoroughly confused. Did some searches and it's still listed as slang. I demand it be added to the lexicon!
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ForAcademicPurposes
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I'm going full vegan for the remainder of the year.
It's not that I want to but I gain weight with everything else that I eat. It's bullshit at my age. As long as I have my hot sauce then I am content.
It's not that I want to but I gain weight with everything else that I eat. It's bullshit at my age. As long as I have my hot sauce then I am content.
Dacvak
No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
I might do the opposite and go full keto. Not nearly as healthy, but a lot easier.
ForAcademicPurposes
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Are you the skinny type that can't gain weight? I have a boxer physique.
Dacvak
No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
No, I gain weight extremely easily. I was recently diagnosed with a thyroid issue which seems to account for that. But I had a lot of success with keto + fasting about 10 years ago. Kept all the weight off until the pandemic, when I started drinking and caring less.
ForAcademicPurposes
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Shit, sorry to hear that my man.
The point is that you're doing something about it and have a clear goal ahead of you. Proud of you.
The point is that you're doing something about it and have a clear goal ahead of you. Proud of you.
ForAcademicPurposes
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I just had a veggie burger from KFC. Not bad with some hot sauce.
LostDonkey
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If I do my weekly shop and I get to the tills and there's no person there, and they expect me to scan every item myself, I'm leaving that fucking trolley where it is and walking the fuck out.
Not happening.
Not happening.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
One of my index fingers smells like butt, and I don't know why .. 
ForAcademicPurposes
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Someone freaked me the fuck out out today. And get this, it was a handicapped person. So he didn't know what he was doing.
Harrowing shit when someone looks at you with eyes like these.
Harrowing shit when someone looks at you with eyes like these.
Lunarorbit
Member
I'll cutting down my meat the rest of the year. I love quorn; it's made out of mushrooms but I can't tell the difference.
Lunarorbit
Member
The likelihood for "someone" on TV to drop an N bomb in the next couple of months seemingly skyrocketed yesterday. Yikes
ForAcademicPurposes
Member
Thanks for the top tip. I don't think we get that here. Our veggie stuff usually comes from Deutschland but I'll keep a lookout.
I'll cutting down my meat the rest of the year. I love quorn; it's made out of mushrooms but I can't tell the difference.
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badblue
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One of my index fingers smells like butt, and I don't know why ..
Confucius says "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with stinky finger."
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SSRIs pretty much ruined my life, I was prescribed them off-label by my GP (for Depersonalisation/Derealisation) when I was younger and my brain was still developing. I have permanent akathisia as a result now as well as periods of anhedonic depression (never had depression before). Turns out they were never indicated for DP/DR in the first place, the average GP here just hears any sort of psychological ailment as some variation of depression and throws SSRIs at it.
The akathisia leaves me with a constant, insatiable need to rest and relax, but the relaxation never comes. It's a constant low-grade torture; like restless leg syndrome, the need to yawn and the need to stretch all rolled into one, spread across the body and multiplied 10x; alongside a crawling, tingling and buzzing "thing" that sits somewhere between a physical sensation and a mere concept. Sometimes it's as if you wanna itch your bones and the only thing that tempers it is movement.
Saying yes to those things was the biggest mistake I ever made. I'd already learned to deal with the DP/DR for the most part, but I was both ill-informed at the time and wanted to take the easy way out; and it came back to bite me. I would've been better served just going and standing in a field with the breeze on my face, watching the wind in the trees.
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ForAcademicPurposes
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I don't know what to do with my money since I've stopped smoking weed. It's just sitting there, spread eagle, waiting for me to put my cock in it.
The fuck do you do when you have beaucoup money? Fuck hookers? Then what? I cannot be fucked to start a family in this economy.
The fuck do you do when you have beaucoup money? Fuck hookers? Then what? I cannot be fucked to start a family in this economy.
Con_Z_ǝdʇ
Live from NeoGAF, it's Friday Night!
Conso0om or invest. That's it. Just do it...
ForAcademicPurposes
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Audiophile
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Them: "Most women care less about looks, more about intelligence and sense of humour, I think..."
Me: "As a really intelligent guy with a great sense of humour I have to disagree. I think it's more to do with humility..."
Them: *Absolutely nothing, not a chuckle, not a grin*
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Me: "As a really intelligent guy with a great sense of humour I have to disagree. I think it's more to do with humility..."
Them: *Absolutely nothing, not a chuckle, not a grin*
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Jsisto
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I want to invent something called apemaxing where you kinda just sit around eating raw fruits and vegetables and occasionally scratch your head and look slack jawed. You can also optionally throw the peels/inedible parts of the fruit/veggies at passersby for fun and then make primitive cackling noises. It’s basically like a return to monke taken literally. I don’t know where I was going with this or why I chose to share it. I’m deeply sorry.
Northeastmonk
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Ong-BakOverrated
I prefer Hero
Tony Jaa doesn’t get enough recognition.
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StreetsofBeige
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Aside from rare bouts of food poisoning I'm on the shitter every 40 minutes for two days straight (I get that maybe once every 6-7 years the past 20 years), I dont get sick often even as a kid.
But oddly, every 2-3 years the past 10 years I get this cough that lasts for a month and no amount of cough syrup or pills or sleep makes it go away. The first day of sickness I'll get chills. So I assume I got a flu or fever. Even when I saw my doc one time, he just said wait it out. Either he knows what he's talking about or lazy to write me up a prescription. I dont know. lol
After a month it always goes away.
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NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt
Biggest Trails Stan
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The speed of light: 299,792,458 M/s
The lattitude-coordinates of the Great Pyramid Of Giza: ~29.9792458°N
If we change the position of the Great Pyramid we can change the speed of light.
The lattitude-coordinates of the Great Pyramid Of Giza: ~29.9792458°N
If we change the position of the Great Pyramid we can change the speed of light.
ForAcademicPurposes
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Sebastian Vettel is two years older than me. He is the reason why I started watching Formula 1 on a regular basis. When he became a family man he started aging like hell. I refuse to go downhill like that in th4e upcoming years. He looks like Björn Borg now. Naw, I'm going to do my own thing.
Darkmakaimura
Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
I've had a transgirl roommate for over 5 months now and I couldn't live without her.
Get off Twitter and mainstream news and go meet people and be pleasantly surprised.
Get off Twitter and mainstream news and go meet people and be pleasantly surprised.
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