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[ForAcademicPurposes]

I was doing my cinema thang and accidentally saw Clive Owen's butt.

 

[Audiophile]

One of my favourite things to do is demuxing an episode of a TV show or a movie that has a foreign language section and forced subtitles in a separate track. Then rewriting them with absolute nonsense before remuxing them back in.

 

[Hrk69]

Whoever designed the new Twitch app:

I'd love to be a fly on the wall during their meetings

Rarely have I seen an app downgraded this fucking bad

 

[Krathoon]

They are going to have a Gary Coleman documentary. That guy had one hell of a life.
His own parents stole his money.

 

[Krathoon]

I also did not like how Dana Plato died. That actress deserved way better than what she got.

It was kind of like she got black balled in Hollywood.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

If instead of “Green Eggs and Ham” it were “Green Ham and Eggs” then what would Sam I Am’s name be? It’d be hard to make it rhyme with eggs.

 

[Audiophile]

I once went to school with a Scottish-Nigerian, an Indian-Pakistani & a Welsh-Korean all in the same class and part of the same friend group.

That's it, that's the post, lol..

 

[John Marston]

"Here's a picture of me when I was younger".

"Every picture is of you when you were younger" -Mitch Hedberg

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

 

[West Texas CEO]

Sigma.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Sigma.

Alpha

 

[West Texas CEO]

Alpha

Gamma
(Bruce Banner)

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Kamala Harris is such a Star Trek ass name.

 

[Nydius]

Nothing sets the tone for the day quite like waking up to a random text message of

“Remember (person) from high school? Just thought you’d like to know they died last week from a sudden heart attack.”

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Death comes for all of us.

 

[Audiophile]

Boobs are clinically more effective than anti-depressants.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Boobs are clinically more effective than anti-depressants.

#TeamButts

 

[badblue]

Yesterday I was using free Adobe to add text to PDFs, today it's paywalled.

Want my money?

Guess people now get to figure out my shitting hand writing instead.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I woman must be feminine if she wants or craves my D.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

She must have a heart of gold.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

She must have a heart of gold.

You mean a hooker

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

You mean a hooker

A hooker's heart is bronze.

 

[Jsisto]

I was just thinking our modern understanding of biology/medicine kinda sounds as insane as some of the older ideas about it if you think about it. So our body is like made up of smaller parts that each have their own jobs and they’re actually made up of really tiny little guys called cells that you can’t see and somebodies there’s bad little guys that you also can’t see that sneak inside your holes and do battle with the little guys in your body to decide your future so you have to do specific things to strengthen your little guys in the never ending war for your body and soul

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

I was just thinking our modern understanding of biology/medicine kinda sounds as insane as some of the older ideas about it if you think about it. So our body is like made up of smaller parts that each have their own jobs and they’re actually made up of really tiny little guys called cells that you can’t see and somebodies there’s bad little guys that you also can’t see that sneak inside your holes and do battle with the little guys in your body to decide your future so do specific things to strengthen your little guys in the never ending war for your body and soul

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Night shifts are soul-crushing and I would only wish them on my worst enemy.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I've had a transgirl roommate for over 5 months now and I couldn't live without her.

Get off Twitter and mainstream news and go meet people and be pleasantly surprised.

When are you going to make your move?

 

[TintoConCasera]

I might be addicted to the good times.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Night shifts are soul-crushing and I would only wish them on my worst enemy.

Oh, my sweet summer child..

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Night shifts are soul-crushing and I would only wish them on my worst enemy.

Take a book with you and the time will pass by fast

Or are these Night Shifts actually busy for you?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

When are you going to make your move?

Give her that Hawk Tuah spit on that thang

 

[Jsisto]

Plato’s theory of forms always makes perfect sense to me when I’m high on edibles.

 

[Mistake]

It's nice to wake up to sound of birds, but not when they sit outside your window and chirp directly into the room

 

[Jsisto]

It's nice to wake up to sound of birds, but not when they sit outside your window and chirp directly into the room

 

[HorcaCZ]

Why is it that I find it easy to be loyal when people go out and cheat on litteral generational wealth

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Plato’s theory of forms always makes perfect sense to me when I’m high on edibles.

All these philosophers were onto something and literally on something. You cannot convince me otherwise. Won't read that in your high school text book.

 

[HorcaCZ]

All these philosophers were onto something and literally on something. You cannot convince me otherwise. Won't read that in your high school text book.

I think it's beautiful to think about and ponder as far as "what if?" but no further than that or you'll end up living on the streets like they used to

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Should be commended for their heroism. Get burned at the stake or face the Gestapo firing squad.

It makes a difference if you are white back in the day though. Or privileged. Fucking hell.

 

[digital_ghost]

I've been going on a horror movie binge on prime video.

My favorite so far is Polaroid. This woman finds a camera that kills whoever has their picture taken. Not immediately. But mysterious deaths start happening. The woman who found the camera doesn't know she is killing people. She finds out later her friends have died. The movie shows all the creepy ways some entity is killing folks. Each time it manifests itself differently. Quite a few jump scares.

In the end they try to find a way to kill the entity that is killing people. I won't spoil it though.

It was made by the Producer of the recent IT movies.

Polaroid (2019) ⭐ 5.2 | Drama, Horror, Mystery

1h 28m | PG-13

www.imdb.com

 

[West Texas CEO]

Giggity.

 

[Nydius]

My wife still thinks I like CSI: NY. I don’t have the heart to tell her I only watched it with her because I had the hots for Melina Kanakaredes.

Maybe save that for a deathbed confession.

 

[V1LÆM]

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[Shadow1414]

Being in trouble is really a chance to prove oneself.

 

[Lunarorbit]

Why do I keep going to yahoo everyday? It's gotta be one of the shittest websites. It's a horrible news aggragator and there's so much click bait.

If you couldn't tell I was a Millennial there you go. I can't imagine anyone under 30 going on that website

 

[Mistake]

Craftsman are a bunch of retards telling you to completely dissemble the mower deck to put a belt on

 

[West Texas CEO]

Why do I keep going to yahoo everyday? It's gotta be one of the shittest websites. It's a horrible news aggragator and there's so much click bait.

If you couldn't tell I was a Millennial there you go. I can't imagine anyone under 30 going on that website

What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Lunarorbit]

What the hell is wrong with you?

I don't know. It's so bad. I think it's just more schadenfreude on my part.

I like seeing how deranged the comments are on total vapid issues

 

[V1LÆM]

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[Crayon]

I just had to lose a bunch of weight and that's great but it kind of sucks, too. Can't eat shit. Wife gets jealous. Looking good is cool but I'd rather be eating bags of cookies before bed. I'm just too old to be fat and unhealthy, though. Cruising for an early grave. Very irresponsible.

 

[Happosai]

I wonder if I'll ever get rich printing fake money.

 

[V1LÆM]

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