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King of Foxes
Banned
Free range, more expensive but worth it.
Cutty Flam
Banned
Slowly but surely, I can guess. Can the economy even last in a state like this for a year? Not even sure
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
One who doesn't have the sauce is lost.
However, when One has the sauce, One can get lost in the sauce.
However, when One has the sauce, One can get lost in the sauce.
and 3 others
Banned
Probably the same premise how most babies look the same, just at the other end of the spectrum.
SometimeLaterToday
Member
I've just spent half a day building one of those adult lego sets with a couple of friends. I can't really believe how the whole experience easily smashed into the top ten best, most wholesome moments of my life, whatever the hell that says about someone. Just surprised at how much I resonated with the whole thing, since I was never really into legos when I was a kid, in the first place.
On the other hand, I could see how absolutely easy it would be to get addicted to this and eventually ending up onto less pleasant paths, especially considering just how much some of those sets cost.
On the other hand, I could see how absolutely easy it would be to get addicted to this and eventually ending up onto less pleasant paths, especially considering just how much some of those sets cost.
GAMETA
Banned
What if life is just a simple programming code that translates to "Do not shut down"
check energy; check risk; check deterioration; check fear; check safe;
if energy < 15:
hunger.exe
if risk > 10:
run.exe
if risk < 9:
safe
if fear:
hide.exe; check risk
if safe:
check deterioration
if deterioration > 10:
die.exe
if deterioration < 9:
reproduce.exe
check energy; check risk; check deterioration; check fear; check safe;
if energy < 15:
hunger.exe
if risk > 10:
run.exe
if risk < 9:
safe
if fear:
hide.exe; check risk
if safe:
check deterioration
if deterioration > 10:
die.exe
if deterioration < 9:
reproduce.exe
MaestroMike
Gold Member
anyone tryna protest with me at the target near my house ?? papa needs me a new TV !!
-Arcadia-
Banned
Adults need to remember to have fun too. : )
Something I try to frequently remind myself of, when things are getting too crazy or serious in life.
Northeastmonk
Gold Member
Why do cafeterias smell so bad in nursing homes? Why do nursing homes smell so bad? It’s not the part of the building because these people get to leave. It’s like some horrible smell of food rotting in a bucket of water.
haxan7
Banned
Yeah, I remember that from when I was a little kid visiting my great grandmother.
Some quick online research says there’s some chemical called nonenal that only old people produce which creates the odor. Pretty sure calling it the smell of death is not too inappropriate.
GAMETA
Banned
I mean, a good amount of them are frail and don't bath too often... it's a sad situation.
King of Foxes
Banned
Merry Claytons voice breaking is the best thing about Gimme Shelter
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Cutty Flam
Banned
My destiny is to become the nation’s very first Horndog of the United States (HOTUS)
Kev Kev
Member
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Cutty Flam
Banned
I’ll be like the nation’s version of Batman, except only those who fuck will ever see me. To virgins, I am simply
a myth
King of Foxes
Banned
Rewatching Rome, best part of the show
Always gets a laugh from me
Always gets a laugh from me
captainraincoat
Banned
If I jerk of to myself with the Snapchat woman filter am I gay or is it incest?
Kev Kev
Member
MafiaMurderBag
Member
You think that's bad, mine can't tell difference between a fictional TV show and a documentary.
MafiaMurderBag
Member
Why doesn't everybody just worship Mars then?
King of Foxes
Banned
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Ozzy Onya A2Z
Member
If a nugget of poo comes out accidently when you fart is called a Shart then what is it called when you fart mid shit and continue on?
synchronicity
Member
diffusionx
Gold Member
I think people have forgotten to read, but it is after a major brain injury.
Isn't the "hard" part of riding a bike just getting the balance down? I don't know how one forgets that, honestly.
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TheSadRanger
Banned
I've been having a sort of mid life crisis lately and have been debating about either getting into Lego again or getting a motorcycle.
GobbledeeGoo
Member
Every guy going through a midlife crisis gets a motorcycle. Now Legos, that'll get you the chicks.
and 3 others
Banned
What if you've always had motorcycles? Does continuing acquiring mc's still constitute mid-life crisis? Asking for a friend.
GobbledeeGoo
Member
No, that's fine. Your friend is in the clear.
#Phonepunk#
Banned
MaestroMike
Gold Member
704 members online right now never seen it above 700 or even 500/600 until like a week ago. Wonder if its going to break 1,000.
TheSadRanger
Banned
Haha, the only thing that holds me off is I had a close family member wipe out on their motorcycle on was in the hospital for three weeks.
Cutty Flam
Banned
What would you do if all the female NeoGAF members rented out a hotel, congregated in the same hotel room, played this song, and danced slowly for the entire duration of the video without making eye contact and them slowly dispersed out the room one by one without saying a word to each other?
Cutty Flam
Banned
OI JOSUKE
V2Tommy
Member
I once lent a friend a VHS porn tape in high school, and he watched one scene so often that it tore the tape in one particular spot. He spliced it back together with Scotch tape and now the best scene looks pretty bad. That has to be the highest compliment a scene could ever receive.