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[West Texas CEO]

I feel like Paul Bearer was one of the best wrestling characters of all time.

 

[badblue]

Some random person in Glendale Heights, Illinois got the One Ring today.

I ordered it for my wife's birthday as she watches the entire Lord of the Rings Extended cut trilogy 4-6 times a year.

Probably should have paid the extra for Hobbit Delivery.

 

[Nydius]

I hate renting. Don't get me wrong, the homeowner is a good dude, and the property management has been fantastic and responsive. But I hate constantly having the black cloud of "what if" over my head. What if the homeowner decides to sell? What if the property management decides to terminate the month to month lease to get a higher paying tenant in here? I hate it so much.

But not getting a house of our own any time soon.
Not after the clusterfuck that was 2020 and not on disability limited income.

 

[GeekyDad]

I want to be a stay-at-home dad with no kids.

You say that now...

Has anyone already dealt with a menopause wife and got some good advice? Apart from “keep your damn mouth shut” because that ain’t gonna happen.

This:

Although, it's not enough.

I don't recommend it, but I will say that euthanasia (not for her, for me) sure does seem enticing at times.

 

[22:22:22]

I don't recommend it, but I will say that euthanasia (not for her, for me) sure does seem enticing at times.

You could also go out and get some cigarettes.......

 

[GeekyDad]

You could also go out get get some cigarettes.......

Only if it comes with bourbon.

 

[22:22:22]

Only if it comes with bourbon.

Don't think you got what I was trying to convey...

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I shit my pants every time a moderator likes my post.

Fuuuuuck what did I do?

Oh.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I shit my pants

Me, too

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I shit my pants every time a moderator likes my post.

Fuuuuuck what did I do?

Oh.

Wait, mods are giving out likes?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Wait, mods are giving out likes?

Every day, you just have to catch it.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[nightmare-slain]

kanjobazooie alright mate what's happening

 

[kanjobazooie]

kanjobazooie alright mate what's happening

 

[nightmare-slain]

Well i'm fucking sorry that I asked now

 

[22:22:22]

 

[nightmare-slain]

I love when you fart and can smell last nights dinner

 

[Maiden Voyage]

When I burp, I taste last night’s regret.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Going to cook myself some dinner, have some wine, and have a nice bubblebath.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I love when you fart and can smell last nights dinner

 

[West Texas CEO]

Is it normal to poop while completely naked?

For me, its the most comfortable way to take a shit.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Is it normal to poop while completely naked?

For me, its the most comfortable way to take a shit.

No, fully clothed is the only way

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Is it normal to poop while completely naked?

For me, its the most comfortable way to take a shit.

I've known a few people who have to take their shirts off to make, even in a public restroom. I guess they're afraid of streaking their T-shirts?

 

[West Texas CEO]

I want somebody to love me for me.
Happy happy is the way that I wanna be.

 

[badblue]

Is it normal to poop while completely naked?

Personally, I get too cold. But I did do that last time I was in Mexico. (not by choice)

I'm disappointed by the lies. That was not twerking.

This is twerking.

 

[GeekyDad]

Funnily enough, Mellow Mushroom pizza does make you mellow.

Couldn't sleep, got up, had a slice, fell back asleep about 30 minutes later.

 

[nightmare-slain]

In the mood for Pizza but I know I won't have one. I've never ordered a Pizza online before and I haven't bought a Pizza out a restaurant in years so I don't know where the best place to buy Pizza is from. The only times I've had Pizza recently is supermarket Pizza and I can never cook it properly. I like my Pizza soft and floppy (heh) but when I cook it it's always crispy, crunchy, and burned.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I like my Pizza soft and floppy (heh) but when I cook it it's always crispy, crunchy, and burned.

...don't cook it so long? Lol

 

[nightmare-slain]

...don't cook it so long? Lol

I've tried doing that obviously but I can never get it right. Some of the pizzas i've bought are frozen or ones "ready made" and you just throw them in the oven. The last pizza I got was one that had crust filling but I didn't cook it long enough so it was all gooey and cold I'd rather get a freshly made pizza but I don't know the best place nearby that does good pizza. I couldn't even tell you where the nearest "pizza joint" is like Dominoes, Pizza Hut, Papa johns. I'm really not a pizza fan. It's something I have to really be in the mood for. I'm scared I'll turn into a pizza snob.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

. The last pizza I got was one that had crust filling but I didn't cook it long enough so it was all gooey and cold

...throw it back in for a bit? Lol

 

[nightmare-slain]

...throw it back in for a bit? Lol

Never thought of that. Where were you when I needed you most?

 

[kanjobazooie]

If my parents named me Patrick I would have killed myself or at least changed it.

No offense to all the lovely Patricks out there.

 

[mopspear]

I sit all day in a wooden chair at my computer with a thin bit of padding that's been worn down already. I need a new chair.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Thinking about buying a Ring door bell. Too many fucking idiots at my door wanting to sell shit or talk to me about Jesus! It would help so much if could see who was at the door so I can decide if I want to ignore them.

It seems to much hassle though because I realised it only does notifications to your phone which is cool but I want to be able to hear the doorbell if I'm not near my phone so I'd need to buy a speaker thing. Oh and then it has a subscription service. And reviews say the wifi is shit on the doorbell so you should buy the speaker with wifi extender. My wifi router is in the hall about 15ft away from the door so it should be fine.... I'd get the doorbell with both 2.4/5Ghz wifi so i don't know if i need the extender.

 

[West Texas CEO]

If my parents named me Patrick I would have killed myself or at least changed it.

No offense to all the lovely Patricks out there.

 

[nightmare-slain]

I made 1 simple change to my PC sound settings and you wouldn't believe it but my music sounds 100% better!! Audiophiles HATE me!

EDIT: it's so warm right now and I have my fan set to 3 and it's still fucking blowing hot air at mE

edit 2 : i can't believe waht time it is.

edit 3: just relax bro

edit 4: meow

edit 5: hi

edit VI:

edit7:

 

[LostDonkey]

Idris Elba is a terrible actor.

Just started watching Extraction 2 and I'm about to turn it off, he's so fucking dogshit.

 

[Nydius]

I prefer the days when devices were dumb and people were smart.

Well, okay, at least smarter than they seem to be today.

Edit: No, Kohler, I don’t want to buy a smart toilet.

 

[badblue]

Someone needs to put up an Orange hoop somewhere.

 

[GeekyDad]

If my parents named me Patrick I would have killed myself or at least changed it.

No offense to all the lovely Patricks out there.

I love pat tricks

 

[Grildon Tundy]

If my parents named me Patrick I would have killed myself or at least changed it.

No offense to all the lovely Patricks out there.

Is your last name BoBatrick or something?

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Idris Elba is a terrible actor.

Just started watching Extraction 2 and I'm about to turn it off, he's so fucking dogshit.

I don't think he's necessarily bad; he just always plays Idris Elba. Not a lot of range

 

[Celcius]

People talk about Era mods being aggressive - things have gotten more like that here lately. I’ve been a member for well over a decade and never had a single post deleted. I post in the FF16 thread today about a certain scene that I just saw and mods delete my post. Sigh.

 

[22:22:22]

It's gonna be a long day

 

[nightmare-slain]

It's such a miserable Sunday. I've been in my bed all day just watching TV and playing my Switch (beat Persona 4 Golden and got the true ending!)

Can't decide what to do now. Read a book, watch more TV, or start yet another play through of Persona 5. I'm not getting out my bed until it's time for dinner. I don't have the energy to do anything.

 

[GeekyDad]

No matter what anyone else says -- regardless of how "prestigious" he or she may be -- listen to your body. Because it gives a shit about you. It processes literal, mental and emotional shit for you, day in, day out.

And don't get married.

 

[EviLore]

People talk about Era mods being aggressive - things have gotten more like that here lately. I’ve been a member for well over a decade and never had a single post deleted. I post in the FF16 thread today about a certain scene that I just saw and mods delete my post. Sigh.

Mods are instructed to prevent culture war political discussion from encroaching on the forum. If it’s the post about wokeness that’s why it was deleted.

 

[Celcius]

Mods are instructed to prevent culture war political discussion from encroaching on the forum. If it’s the post about wokeness that’s why it was deleted.

Thanks for explaining the reasoning. Now back I go to discussing video games (well, after I finish ff16 that is)

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Golf really relaxes me. It basically works like ASMR for me so I try to watch it every weekend. Maybe I'm not watching it but it's in the background because it just keeps me nice and calm.

 

[John Marston]

No matter what anyone else says -- regardless of how "prestigious" he or she may be -- listen to your body.

This may seem obvious for some but that's Yoda level advice I should have listened to when I was a younglin'.

Too many times I've ignored signals because of dumb pride or "complaining is for sissies".