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[Jsisto]

I hate grating cheese!

I had a processor machine thing where I could drop a block of cheese in and it’d grate it but fuck knows what I done with it. Am I fucking standing about using a cheese grater!



Rentahamster what are your thoughts on this? You like wood chips and sawdust right?

I hand grated a whole block of Parmesan once and now my upper body looks exactly like Dwayne The Rock Johnson’s.

 

[Corian33]

That feeling when someone you used to respect posts one of those “I hereby order Facebook to respect my privacy and no longer use my information for algorithms…yadda yadda.” things on social media…

I’m usually not shocked by which people post these things, but always reminded of the quote “Imagine how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are dumber than that.”

 

[Jsisto]

That feeling when someone you used to respect posts one of those “I hereby order Facebook to respect my privacy and no longer use my information for algorithms…yadda yadda.” things on social media…

I’m usually not shocked by which people post these things, but always reminded of the quote “Imagine how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are dumber than that.”

I’ve only ever seen exactly the type of people you’d expect post this. You have my condolences.

 

[Jsisto]

I was at work the other day and a coworker goes “Hey bro let me show you a video of this awesome sandwich I got”. Then, after showing me the video, turns around and pulls out a bag containing his lunch, which is the exact same sandwhich he just showed me in the video. I was like “ Dude what the fuck, you could have just showed me the actual sandwich!” I’m still laughing about it.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I was at work the other day and a coworker goes “Hey bro let me show you a video of this awesome sandwich I got”. Then, after showing me the video, turns around and pulls out a bag containing his lunch, which is the exact same sandwhich he just showed me in the video. I was like “ Dude what the fuck, you could have just showed me the actual sandwich!” I’m still laughing about it.

lol, this must be a sign of the times.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Are there even real people named Chad?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Are there even real people named Chad?

I grew up with one in junior high school, and true to his name, he was a complete asshole.

I could probably whoop his ass now, though.

 

[Mikado]

I was at work the other day and a coworker goes “Hey bro let me show you a video of this awesome sandwich I got”. Then, after showing me the video, turns around and pulls out a bag containing his lunch, which is the exact same sandwhich he just showed me in the video. I was like “ Dude what the fuck, you could have just showed me the actual sandwich!” I’m still laughing about it.

I don't know why but I find that deeply adorable.

I hope that someday, all of us can find someone who looks at us the way that dude looked at his sandwich.

 

[badblue]

I’m thankful every day that I can just jack off and feel great then be required to go through all the song and dance of attracting a female to get any sort by of sexual release. Am I right, fellas? Being a human rules.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Lately I've really got the urge to go back and play some of the 360/PS3 games I never got around to. Library is so massive I'd be occupied for months. So many games I missed out on.

 

[Rentahamster]

Rentahamster what are your thoughts on this? You like wood chips and sawdust right?

Most assuredly!

However, not as much as I wish to console GeekyDad 's chafed anus.

And DEFINITELY not nearly as much as I love John Marston 's golden showers!

 

[John Marston]

kanjobazooie Chad Everett is the only Alpha kind dude I remember from the 70's
Chad Everett https://g.co/kgs/Y7GA2v

 

[John Marston]

And DEFINITELY not nearly as much as I love John Marston 's golden showers!

You're the only Fabulous hamster we need. There can be only ONE.

 

[John Marston]

Really random.
I'm staying out of our gaming section until Starfield's release.

I wanna go in unsullied.

 

[Lunarorbit]

Look at this. Look at this pathetic group of D list marvel "heroes" (besides bucky). This movie is going to bomb so hard.

 

[CGNoire]

I enjoy classical... this is the 3rd world knock off version that was based on muzac renditions of classical music.

...and played through an 8bit bitcrusher.

 

[CGNoire]

Look at this. Look at this pathetic group of D list marvel "heroes" (besides bucky). This movie is going to bomb so hard.

Film?

 

[Lunarorbit]

Film?

Yeah

 

[Lunarorbit]

Starting watching Chuck on Prime yesterday. The lesson I've learned so far is that anytime a women shows any interest in a male character they are a spy (except for Anna).

Definitely got that early 2000s humor that wouldn't be allowed today. Flip and slide phones. Nice.

 

[CGNoire]

Yeah

I meant the name?

 

[CGNoire]

I was at work the other day and a coworker goes “Hey bro let me show you a video of this awesome sandwich I got”. Then, after showing me the video, turns around and pulls out a bag containing his lunch, which is the exact same sandwhich he just showed me in the video. I was like “ Dude what the fuck, you could have just showed me the actual sandwich!” I’m still laughing about it.

Reading this upset me more than Im willing to admit.

 

[Jsisto]

Reading this upset me more than Im willing to admit.

Nah he’s a great dude, always showing pictures of things he’s cooked and stuff like that. Was just a little odd in this case for obvious reasons lol.

 

[22:22:22]

I'm bronzing

 

[West Texas CEO]

 

[nightmare-slain]

Get me the fuck out of London! This weekend has mostly been a shit show. The things I wanted to do I got to do so I’m happy but everything else seemed to go wrong.

 

[Lunarorbit]

I meant the name?

Oh it's the thunderbolts movie coming out next year.



Why does the AL Central on baseball suck every year (unless they win the world series)? Almost the entire Al east and west have better records that the Twins who are in 1st place.

It seems this happens every year.

 

[LostDonkey]

I'm binge watching Lost.

Never seen it before.

Hooked

 

[John Marston]

Get me the fuck out of London! This weekend has mostly been a shit show. The things I wanted to do I got to do so I’m happy but everything else seemed to go wrong.

@nightmare-slain is our own Bukowski & he doesn't even know it
I love him.

FYI I feel like a cunt for saying this but I'll be offline the next 2 weeks as I'll be in a cabin in the woods with books, grilled cheese on a hot plate and raccoons to keep me company.

I need this otherwise I go insane

See ya soon

 

[GeekyDad]

@nightmare-slain is our own Bukowski & he doesn't even know it
I love him.

FYI I feel like a cunt for saying this but I'll be offline the next 2 weeks as I'll be in a cabin in the woods with books, grilled cheese on a hot plate and raccoons to keep me company.

I need this otherwise I go insane

See ya soon

Enjoy

 

[nightmare-slain]

@nightmare-slain is our own Bukowski & he doesn't even know it
I love him.

FYI I feel like a cunt for saying this but I'll be offline the next 2 weeks as I'll be in a cabin in the woods with books, grilled cheese on a hot plate and raccoons to keep me company.

I need this otherwise I go insane

See ya soon

What u mean???

 

[Lunarorbit]

Can we please stop creating a new thread about Starfield everyday? I'm interested in it like everyone else but this is getting ridiculous

 

[nightmare-slain]

You ever felt so lost and angry in your life feeling like you’re wasting your time but there is still that something you always wanted to do or achieve? You spent years working towards it thinking if only you do that then you’ll find your purpose/happiness? You finally get it and start to feel better about yourself but then you realise maybe it’s not what you were looking for at all and instead having now done it you see what you are really missing and start to feel like shit and go back to the start again.

I felt like this was the missing puzzle piece! The answer. The moment where everything would be revealed. While I’m proud of what I’ve done it’s fucking infuriating that it’s made me feel worse and more angry.

I feel defeated, exhausted, and incredibly lonely Yesterday I actually burst into tears in public and again on the train then today I got so angry where I started shouting, swearing, and throwing things. I’m so pathetic!

 

[GeekyDad]

I think it would be cool to call 39.5 "thirty nive." Shortens things and rolls off the tongue.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I'm fucking dead tired of dealing with seasons.

Fuck the summer and winter.

When can we return back to Eden?

Or better yet, it's 2023. I thought we'd be living in weather-controlled domes by now.

 

[Solarstrike]

When can we return back to Eden?

Whenever the star ships are ready to travel back to Mars.\

 

[West Texas CEO]

Whenever the star ships are ready to travel back to Mars.\

What do you mean, "back" ?

 

[Solarstrike]

What do you mean, "back" ?

Eden (I believe strongly) was on Mars. "Where five rivers meet". Would explain ancient cultural descriptions of "Gods" who "came down" and the sightings of ships in the sky, "Vimana's", etc. They escaped Mars or were cast out. There was no "apple" in the great Garden but there was information (data) I believe. Those who escaped or "cast out" took the data (knowledge) and came to Earth and taught the people

 

[West Texas CEO]

Eden (I believe strongly) was on Mars. "Where five rivers meet"

Oh man, I don't want to go down this rabbit hole, but fuck it.

*initiates google search

 

[West Texas CEO]

I am the pressure and these are my points.

 

[22:22:22]

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[22:22:22]

I am the pressure and these are my points.

Stop flirting German Hips.

 

[Solarstrike]

Where have you come upon this information

I stated, "I believe." Meaning, my own assumption.

 

[64bitmodels]

the biiggest flaw of the English language is the fact that the word Symmetry isn't a palindrome. It would make so much sense

 

[22:22:22]

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[GeekyDad]

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[nightmare-slain]

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[GeekyDad]

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[nightmare-slain]

i think i have an ear infection or something. i could feel an ache in my ear yesterday but today it's really fucking sore. the left side of my head is very sensitive and hurts to touch. my mouth is a bit sore too. i can hardly eat either.

 

[22:22:22]

i think i have an ear infection or something. i could feel an ache in my ear yesterday but today it's really fucking sore. the left side of my head is very sensitive and hurts to touch. my mouth is a bit sore too. i can hardly eat either.

I'd get that checked out ASAP friend. Really..

 

[nightmare-slain]

I'd get that checked out ASAP friend. Really..

thought it might be my wisdom tooth acting up but its right in my fucking ear. i know i said my mouth is sore but it's not coming from my gums and the pain isn't as bad as it is in my ear.

i'm putting it down to wearing my airpods for too long over the weekend lol. i know it's silly but i feel less anxious having them in and putting transparency mode on with nothing playing. for one, i can actually hear better with them in and i guess there is something about wearing earphones that calms my nerves. maybe people think i'm listening to music (which i can't do in busy areas) and can't hear them but really i can hear everything. also it lets people know to not talk to me lol so i escape into my own little bubble. compared to my old earphones these are a lot more comfortable so i forget i'm wearing them.

if it doesn't clear up i'll have to see a doctor and get antibiotics. i'm not putting up with anymore infections.