PrimetimeKnight
Member
Purely based on hotness, first person to guess my personal ranking gets a
from yours truly. Let the games begin!
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Rank the Spice Girls
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cryptoadam
Banned
Posh, Gerri, Black one, Baby, my hand, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Michelle Obama, Sporty.
HighFlyingBird
Member
I think I was about 15 when they hit the scene
Geri was my waifu at the time, my redhead thread lurking fetish was founded by her and Scully and others in the '90s
Ranking talent wise? Mel C wins no question
Mel C
Geri
Baby
The auto-tuner
Their make-up artist
Mel B
Posh
Hotness?
Geri
Mel C
Baby
Posh
Mel B - although she's aged better than the rest
Geri was my waifu at the time, my redhead thread lurking fetish was founded by her and Scully and others in the '90s
Ranking talent wise? Mel C wins no question
Mel C
Geri
Baby
The auto-tuner
Their make-up artist
Mel B
Posh
Hotness?
Geri
Mel C
Baby
Posh
Mel B - although she's aged better than the rest
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archangelmorph
Member
Black don't crack boys...
MilkLizard
Member
Scary, Posh, Baby, Ginger and Sporty. Thanks for listening
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Ginger all day. Redhead. Great tits. Nude pics a plenty out there.
Schattenjäger
Gabriel Knight
i don’t know what they look like now but based on the pic in the OP
Mel C
Posh
Geri
Baby
Sporty
Mel C
Posh
Geri
Baby
Sporty
cryptoadam
Banned
Now rank the Backstreet Boys.
Richard Packer
Member
I'd rather fuck one of the pussy cat dolls.
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
Hotness back then:
1. Posh (when she doesn't smile)
2. Geri
Tie. Baby and Mel B
5. Sporty (there is nothing sexy about thin chicks wearing headbands and running shoes unless it's sleazy like Kianna's Flex Appeal)
Now:
1. Sporty (did a 180 on her image)
2. Geri (googled her... didn't even recognize her as she's thin. Looks good)
3. Baby
4. Posh (terrible tit job)
5. Mel B (yikes)
1. Posh (when she doesn't smile)
2. Geri
Tie. Baby and Mel B
5. Sporty (there is nothing sexy about thin chicks wearing headbands and running shoes unless it's sleazy like Kianna's Flex Appeal)
Now:
1. Sporty (did a 180 on her image)
2. Geri (googled her... didn't even recognize her as she's thin. Looks good)
3. Baby
4. Posh (terrible tit job)
5. Mel B (yikes)
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archangelmorph
Member
Spice Girls Now:
StreetsofBeige
Gold Member
In your two ranking charts, I agree on everything, except for hotness now chart. I had Sporty and Geri flipped.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
I saw one of those rare pictures back then, where all of them wore the same black dress and had the same makeup, and it was obvious that sporty was ranked a lot higher than how they usually dressed her up. Plus body wise, along the black chick she obliterated the other ones.
* sporty
* ginger
* posh
* scary
* baby
And by talent, sporty was the only one of them who could actually sing.
* sporty
* ginger
* posh
* scary
* baby
And by talent, sporty was the only one of them who could actually sing.
Jtibh
Banned
Now rank the Backstreet Boys.
thefool
Member
Purely based on hotness, first person to guess my personal ranking gets afrom yours truly. Let the games begin!
ranking:
2,1,4,5,3
Now rank the Backstreet Boys.
5,2,3,1,4
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cryptoadam
Banned
And unfortunatly for us back then we didn't have porn hub and fast internet, so whacking it to spice girls was the best you could do between scrambled porn and those late night Shannon tweed skin flicks.
ArtemisClydeFrog
Banned
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"
cryptoadam
Banned
"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"
Never got that line.
I am sure its supposed to mean you have to be cool with all my friends and they have to approve of you. But the meaning really comes off as lets have a giant orgy.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Ginger then Baby
Then I don’t really care past that. Don’t really find the other three all that attractive.
I always thought it meant you had to also be friends first. That’s how 9th grade me took it anyway!
Then I don’t really care past that. Don’t really find the other three all that attractive.
I always thought it meant you had to also be friends first. That’s how 9th grade me took it anyway!
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Super Mario
Banned
These are them as I remember them back in the day. Any answer other than Ginger was just wrong.
NeoGiffer
Member
SafeOrAlone
Banned
Spunky Spice
Hot Spice
Token Spice
Orange Spice
Baby Spice
Hot Spice
Token Spice
Orange Spice
Baby Spice
Nitty_Grimes
Made a crappy phPBB forum once ... once.
Paedophile spice
Slutty spice
Token spice
Masculine spice
Posh totty spice
Slutty spice
Token spice
Masculine spice
Posh totty spice
FreedomOfSpeech
Banned
The redhead had some sort of porn vid I remember.. Not that I wanked to it. Well not a lot. Ok a lot.
Sporty was like a guy so she can just sod off.
Redhead + blondie are welcome on my lap any day. Others, meh.
Sporty was like a guy so she can just sod off.
Redhead + blondie are welcome on my lap any day. Others, meh.
Every Flamingo
Member
Posh
Ginger
Baby
Scary
Sporty
Ginger
Baby
Scary
Sporty
TrainedRage
Banned
Sporty now
Baby then
Baby then
Trogdor1123
Gold Member
She did? I didn't know that
Dee Dah Dave
Member
Mel B the best one
E-Cat
Member
That's Sporty two times
Schattenjäger
Gabriel Knight
maybe a freudian slip? i meant Mel B
Karma Jawa
Member
Mel C
Geri
Mel B
Baby
Posh
Mel C was by far the most talented, and I was also really attracted to her.
In fairness Baby is probably the nicest and most grounded, and a Spurs fan.
Posh would make a decent broomstick.
Geri
Mel B
Baby
Posh
Mel C was by far the most talented, and I was also really attracted to her.
In fairness Baby is probably the nicest and most grounded, and a Spurs fan.
Posh would make a decent broomstick.
S
slugbahr
Unconfirmed Member
Ginger, Baby!