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Rapper B.o.B. Has Started a GoFundMe Campaign to Prove That the Earth Is Flat

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Kensation

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Mathieran

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I think we should send a flat earther up to the ISS so we can end this once and for all (not that they deserve the privilege).
 
"I have no scientific credentials, but I believe the narrative as posited by virtually every scientific authority on the planet and including even people who do seemingly mundane things like watching boats disappear on the horizon is false and they're all in on it because conspiracy or some shit. But not me. I'm not falling for these lies. Everyone else is a sheep and I'm just one of few blessed with the ability to pull the wool from my eyes."

I'd rather this moron waste his own money on this crusade.

Then again if there are people daft enough to donate to this, maybe a fool and their money deserve to part ways.
 

cress2000

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I'd rather see someone prove that the resurgence of this nonsense isn't just trolling that russians latched onto to spread anti-intellectualism.
 
All they need is a weather balloon with a camera to take a picture of one of the world’s corners. Checkmate, scientists and Illuminati.
 

TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
No one actually believes the Earth is flat, people just like attention and stirring up controversy. Don't play their game.

This is almost as delusional as Flat Earth theory.

I'd rather see someone prove that the resurgence of this nonsense isn't just trolling that russians latched onto to spread anti-intellectualism.

I started running into these people IRL in 2008.
 

Ein Bear

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I just don't understand where the flat Earth people come from at all.

Setting aside all rational logic, lets say for a second that they're right. The Earth is flat and there's a big conspiracy to cover it all up.... What exactly is the benefit to the Government or whoever of doing this? What is the actual problem that a round Earth causes and a flat Earth would fix?
 

TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
I just don't understand where the flat Earth people come from at all.

Setting aside all rational logic, lets say for a second that they're right. The Earth is flat and there's a big conspiracy to cover it all up.... What exactly is the benefit to the Government or whoever of doing this? What is the actual problem that a round Earth causes and a flat Earth would fix?

The problem is that they're dumbasses. The solution is to believe that other people are the real dumbasses.
 

MattKeil

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I just don't understand where the flat Earth people come from at all.

Setting aside all rational logic, lets say for a second that they're right. The Earth is flat and there's a big conspiracy to cover it all up.... What exactly is the benefit to the Government or whoever of doing this? What is the actual problem that a round Earth causes and a flat Earth would fix?

There's a theory that basically goes that someone of, let's say, less-than-average intelligence is duped a number of times, decides they don't want that to keep happening, but the only real method they have to guard against that is to be skeptical of everything. So they get taken advantage of less often, but the trade off is that they also start to doubt people and things that aren't trying to deceive them. It's like a defense mechanism run amok, and it leads to believing things like flat earth, because under that kind of thinking something that everyone agrees is true feels more likely to be false, because obviously everyone is trying to fool you.

It's a cognitive trap people can fall into simply by trying to guard against others taking advantage of them. It spirals out of control.

jesus, "galaxy-sized"? what's with all these people who believe the solar system is the galaxy? that's even worse than a flat-earther.

Nothing in that tweet indicates she thinks the solar system is the galaxy.
 

Wallach

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"a gofundme dedicated to proving there are people dumber than me"

looking at the state of the world, i like his odds
 

jfkgoblue

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Have these people ever wondered why weather patterns move from west to east, or why it is a shorter plane ride going east than west?

Or why when looking at a ship on the horizon the mast appears first?
 
Just....why would this be a conspiracy exactly?
Who thought "No, we can't let the world know that Earth is truly flat, this secret is of utmost importance."?
 

Scuffed

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Many years ago I got right into conspiracies. Not believing them or anything just reading about all the famous ones like the Moon Landing hoax, Faux Paul, Bigfoot, Aliens but despite those being silly I always thought that the flat earth theory was the dumbest of all maybe only trumped by the Hollow Moon. It amazes me that this many years later flat earth has actually gained a significant following. So strange.
 

Tubobutts

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No one actually believes the Earth is flat, people just like attention and stirring up controversy. Don't play their game.
I mean half the people mentioned in the op as believing that the earth is flat are also holocaust deniers, it's probably a bit more worrisome than you're making it out to be.
 

L Thammy

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I tried to watch a flat earther video once and it's honestly fascinating. Insane, but fascinating. I don't remember too well, but I think it included:

- The Earth used to be full of forests the size of redwoods, but they all were all cut/burned down. Modern forests aren't really forests
- There was an age where everything was made out of metal. Fossils are actually from this era, fossilization is a myth
- Mesa / butte are actually the trunks of giant metal trees
- The continents are actually a very small amount of the earth's landmass
 

Lord Error

Insane For Sony
Have these people ever wondered why weather patterns move from west to east, or why it is a shorter plane ride going east than west?

Or why when looking at a ship on the horizon the mast appears first?
They have (an incredibly stupid and/or naive) answer for absolutely any question you can think of. Pilots are in on it, so they intentionally fly the sub optimal routes one way, as to make it appear that plane rides are shorter the other way. They've figured it all out.

Except maybe the ship on the horizon. That seems to stump them, as the best answer I've read to that is "you think you would see that because you've heard it so many times, but it doesn't actually happen".
 
I just don't understand where the flat Earth people come from at all.

Setting aside all rational logic, lets say for a second that they're right. The Earth is flat and there's a big conspiracy to cover it all up.... What exactly is the benefit to the Government or whoever of doing this? What is the actual problem that a round Earth causes and a flat Earth would fix?

Which government? All of them? Many countries have been to space. So they'd all have to be conspiring together? The mental gymnastics needed for this are mind boggling.

(Same thing goes for UFOs as well. "It's a government cover-up!" as if their country is the only one the aliens would visit)
 

LakeEarth

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This would be a swell way of having an all-expense-paid trip around the world. I mean, why else does he need two hundred grand?
 

Lord Error

Insane For Sony
Which government? All of them? Many countries have been to space. So they'd all have to be conspiring together? The mental gymnastics needed for this are mind boggling.
Yeah, all the governments and companies are in on it. It's an incredibly coordinated effort that somehow only Google and other search engines escaped out of, so they freely let anyone search for and see the unfiltered proofs about Flat Earth.
 
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