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[Ordinaryundone]

He likes his beat down low
And his top laid back
See him fly into space
To prove the world is really flat

 

[Brazil]

Jesus Christ, Bob. I used to like you.

 

[RoadHazard]

Dumb fuck, or stupid troll. Either way, please go away.

 

[kinggroin]

My fucked up reality.

President calls football players' mom's "bitches"
We have to prove to people the world isn't flat

 

[Ponn]

Wait, you can buy a satellite and launch it into space for 200 grand? Multiple ones at that?

 

[Simon Belmont]

I’m very curious to know how he thinks satellites orbit if they’re not falling fast enough to outrun the curvature of the earth.

 

[Oersted]

My fucked up reality.

President calls football players' mom's "bitches"
We have to prove to people the world isn't flat

These days are a very good reminder that we should take nothing for granted.

 

[moustascheman]

I find it hard to believe that anyone could possibly believe in a flat earth these days. Aside from the fact that a round earth has been common knowledge for thousands of years, there's plenty of easy ways to tell for yourself like with ships disappearing into the horizon.

 

[Pinko Marx]

Strange

Spoiler

coulds

.

You ever think that satellites in the night sky look like shooting stars?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I like proud flat earthers. you know who not to be friends with and they don't hurt anyone like those white supremacist cunts.

 

[_Nemo]

Poor guy needs a GoFundMe to buy some common sense.

 

[sn00zer]

I actually really really hope this gets funded. Although even if it did i imagine the first responses after bob tweets 'the earth is not flat sorry' will be that he was threatened by rounders or whatever people with common sense are called

 

[WonkyPanda]

How do they explain crescent moons again?

 

[kewlmyc]

He's such a good rapper too. Why he'd have to be such an idiot?

 

[Some Nobody]

This dude a fucking bum, yo. Been saying it for years. Flat Earthers can't look into a telescope and see that other planets and bodies are indeed round?

 

[Fergie]

Lol...


Someone put these idiots on a rocket to nowhere.

This dude a fucking bum, yo. Been saying it for years. Flat Earthers can't look into a telescope and see that other planets and bodies are indeed round?

You even show them undeniable pictures and videos from the ISS and all you get is CGI cries.

Wonder what they'll see once one of them is up in space watching earth.

 

[Nostremitus]

I mean... Just send a high altitude balloon up with a camera. See the curvature... Realize the Earth is round.

 

[Professor Renegade]

Oh boy, an excuse to post one of my favourite images!

 

[Sky Interloper]

The fact that the Flat-Earth theory is a thing happening in 2017 irritates me to no end. This is just stupid.

 

[Lord Error]

This dude a fucking bum, yo. Been saying it for years. Flat Earthers can't look into a telescope and see that other planets and bodies are indeed round?

"Just because other planets are spherical, doesn't mean the Earth is as well. Earth is special, God created it as such".

 

[CopperPuppy]

He's such a good rapper too.

Let me stop you right there, hoss.

 

[MIMIC]

LOL wut.

This can't be real.

 

[Earthbound64]

He's raised $900+ already.
So who's really trolling who?

 

[Haly]

Vest doesn’t rhyme with check am I missing something?

 

[jayu26]

I mean... Just send a high altitude balloon up with a camera. See the curvature... Realize the Earth is round.

"Nah dude. It looks curved because of camera lens."

This is literally what they say, I kid you not.

 

[Africanus]

He’s He’s He’s He’s
Out Outta His Outta His Mind
Out of his fucking mind.

 

[Earthbound64]

Flat Earthers can't look into a telescope and see that other planets and bodies are indeed round?

Oh boy, an excuse to post one of my favourite images!

 

[The Jazz Cabbage Master]

 

[kewlmyc]

Let me stop you right there, hoss.

I liked his first album at least. Still listen to a track from Adventures of Bobby Ray at least once a week.

 

[RinsFury]

Wait, this isn't a joke? Da fuck?

 

[Some Nobody]

"Just because other planets are spherical, doesn't mean the Earth is as well. Earth is special, God created it as such".

And these Flat-Earth "geniuses" have got to stop dragging God into this. Being a Christian don't make you un-scientific. You being a bum and choosing to be un-scientific does that.

 

[UnObtainium17]

beautiful girls all over the [flat] world

I could be chasing but my life would be wasting...
Coz I would fall to the edge baby..

 

[Struct09]

The GoFundMe has some good comments

Bro. I am totally with you on this. But we cannot trust anything but our senses. The technology you're using will make it appear that the earth is round because of the curvature of the lenses mounted on your satellite. The only way to find out if the earth is flat is by going to outer soace yourself and ejecting yourself from the spacecraft, because the window glass would also have a slight curvature making the earth look round. Then you have to get out of your space suit, becayse the glass on your space suit will curve the appearance of the earth. So onky then you will see that the earth is in fact, flat.

 

[TAJ]

The GoFundMe has some good comments

I'm crying right now.

 

[The Jazz Cabbage Master]

The GoFundMe has some good comments

lmaooooooo

 

[SurrenderDorothy]

Oh boy, an excuse to post one of my favourite images!

I'm saving this, haha.

The GoFundMe has some good comments

 

[____]

Let me stop you right there, hoss.

Cmon son. B.O.B. still snaps

 

[BLOODED_hands]

The GoFundMe has some good comments

FassbenderPerfection.webm

 

[TheTylerRob]

Did Bob spend all his money on synthetic weed or something?

 

[kmax]

Dude's career fell harder than a falling meteorite.

 

[8byte]

...does he really think he can launch something into space with $200,000?

This is all just an elaborate troll to take money from people...and he'll likely get it.

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Guys, if we all pitch in a dollar we can finally get to the bottom of this... and maybe fall off into space

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

Ball earthers about to get btfo

 

[Umbooki]

I was going through his early discography and considering making a thread. All that musical talent trapped beneath all of that fuckery.

It's a bummer.

 

[Verelios]

Hope his ass gets ethered in a song.

 

[redmetal86]

You know, with all of this flat Earth stuff, this would be a perfect time to bring back the Edge pizza.

 

[Rentahamster]

Monetizing idiocy. Brilliant market move, though, if he actually gets 200k from this.

 

[Turnip Truck]

Maybe the administration can fund a NASA project to look into this effort. After all, they've already determined that the scientists are lying about climate change.

More winning!

 

[Airola]

I have to admit, the Flat Earth conspiracy thing is perhaps my favorite of all conspiracies and crazy theories.

The thing I'm most interested in things like this is the question of what it would mean if the conspiracy/theory was true. 9/11 truthers, JFK, Holocaust deniers, moon landing hoax, scientists planting dinosaur bones, Area 51... they are all way less interesting than what the potential of Flat Earth stuff is.

I really would LOVE to see a movie or tv series made out of the premise that Earth really was flat all along. That would be wild stuff!

 

[SaviorX]

Very disappointed in BoB by this.

He is a very talented artist who is way too good to have his career defined by such foolishness