bishoptl said:
Somebody please tell me whether or not I should be enjoying these screenshots!
Here, I can help... Just roll a D20.
TABLE 1A: RE4 PS2 REACTIONS
1 - 2: Defend the screenshots with unwavering loyalty
3 - 4: Pretend to enjoy the screenshots to mask disappointment
5 - 7: Enjoy the screenshots
8 - 10: Begrudgingly acknowledge the screenshots
11 - 13: Disparage the screenshots w/ comments about textures, jaggies, draw distance, and lighting
14 - 17: Post random gibberish about Revolution, X360, PS3, Hitler, Episode 3, Terry Schiavo, George Bush, Lindsey Lohan, etc. Use at least two of the following key words/phrases in your post: Roofles, Lollerskates, Fanboy, Cuttable Grass, Holograms, New Sexy, One Console Future, Innovation, Cell, Touch Screen, OMGWTFBBQ, or other GAF staples
18: Declare RE4 PS2 = BOMBA and risk banning (40% base chance of ban, +10% for each mod posting in the thread)
19: Roll again on this table (ignoring results 19 - 20) and roll once on table 1B: Troll Rival System for additional comments
20: Roll again on this table (ignoring results 19 - 20), roll once on table 1B: Troll Rival System, prefacing your post with GC and PS2 suck, RE4 should have been on XBOX
TABLE 1B: TROLL RIVAL SYSTEM
1 - 2: Troll XBOX (ignore and reroll if you rolled a 20 on Table 1A)
3 - 5: Troll PS2 (ignore and reroll if you rolled 1 - 4 on Table 1A)
6 - 9: Troll Gamecube
10 18: Troll DS
19: Subtly Troll PSP
20: Blatantly Troll PSP and get banned by Drinky (roll 2d4 + 5 to determine ban length in days)