No no, you have me wrong. I'm merely trying to figure out where you might have gone wrong, not encouraging you to include phallic photography with every letter of love.
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No no, you have me wrong. I'm merely trying to figure out where you might have gone wrong, not encouraging you to include phallic photography with every letter of love.
wolfmat
Confirmed Asshole
She's just not that into me. I didn't figure that out by myself. That would've been a start.
I'm a real clumsy person in general when it comes to expressing love and being smooth about it, but I don't think that was the issue here. Just a very one-sided thing.
Anyway. Gotta remember the penis thing. It's genius. Like, a really long love letter, perfume, fancy lettering and all, and as a watermark, my dong. It's so perfect.
Chuckie
Member
Also, in other news, I hate myself. Fucked that up real good. No love for the Wolf.
What happened mate? Fuck up with a girl?
wolfmat
Confirmed Asshole
Yeah, I wrote a girl that I am head over heels in love with her, and it didn't work out at all. Dangerous business. I shouldn't have assumed. But I'm stupid like that. Now that friendship is down the drain, but I wasn't gonna suffer through secret love or something absurd like that, I can't deal with that shit either.
What is one supposed to do? I can't hold feelings like that back, especially if I'm a friend to her. To me, that's just creepy and wrong. I don't know.
I'm totally clueless anyway, as always. It's awful. I feel like the biggest idiot ever.
Chuckie
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Well it's better to try than not try at all. I used to have a best friend I was madly in love with.
I never told her. Waiting like a chum untill she would notice it.... guess what... never happened haha. So I used to be a bigger idiot than you
And then life goes on... you'll meet other girls... you'll succeed, fail again, then succeed again...and chances are pretty big you'll end up with an awesome girl.. I did.
This fine bald black man knows what he's talking about. And yes, I'm handsome, successful and have a huge crank and I've fucked up quite a few times with girls. Its all part of the game. There are plenty more out there and yeah, she seemed like she was perfect, but if she's not into you, she wasn't. It still sucks, but you move on.
Quite honestly, some of the best relationships I've ever had (including the one I ended up marrying) happened completely out of the blue when I didn't even expect it. Something just might fall into your lap.
Going full on love letter and so forth is probably not the way I would have gone about it, but at least you tried.
I think, most of the time, I'm more pragmatic about it. It depends on the circumstances really. If there is a potential cost to letting her know my deepest thoughts, I would be more wary about doing it. Sometimes things are best left unsaid.
I tend to look for signs anyway. The last thing I would want to do is make things awkward and uncomfortable (lol). If the signs seem good, it is then I would be more daring about what I say.
Anyway... Broken Sword: Director's Cut is on sale on Android. The UK price is only 25p at the moment. The game is more than worth it at that price. If you're interested I suggest you hurry up because I have no idea how long it will be on sale for.
I watched your youtube video Dave.
I think, most of the time, I'm more pragmatic about it. It depends on the circumstances really. If there is a potential cost to letting her know my deepest thoughts, I would be more wary about doing it. Sometimes things are best left unsaid.
I tend to look for signs anyway. The last thing I would want to do is make things awkward and uncomfortable (lol). If the signs seem good, it is then I would be more daring about what I say.
Anyway... Broken Sword: Director's Cut is on sale on Android. The UK price is only 25p at the moment. The game is more than worth it at that price. If you're interested I suggest you hurry up because I have no idea how long it will be on sale for.
I watched your youtube video Dave.
Going full on love letter and so forth is probably not the way I would have gone about it, but at least you tried.
I think, most of the time, I'm more pragmatic about it. It depends on the circumstances really. If there is a potential cost to letting her know my deepest thoughts, I would be more wary about doing it. Sometimes things are best left unsaid.
I tend to look for signs anyway. The last thing I would want to do is make things awkward and uncomfortable (lol). If the signs seem good, it is then I would be more daring about what I say.
Anyway... Broken Sword: Director's Cut is on sale on Android. The UK price is only 25p at the moment. The game is more than worth it at that price. If you're interested I suggest you hurry up because I have no idea how long it will be on sale for.
I watched your youtube video Dave.
You have been blessed by my manly voice
Yes. You should make a youtube video where you read a chapter of a book each night. I could listen to it before going to bed.
Dave's Bedtime Story.
Dont tempt me.
That sounds dirty. I'm a married manTempt you is exactly what I want to do though.
Can I do my fake English accent for the entire book and change my voice inflections for each character.
Something tells me your fake English accent is really bad Dave.
I don't really want to listen to Dick Van Dyke reading a story.
Actually, do a youtube video in an English accent, I'm curious now.
shanshan310
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I think we should do a "real-gaf reads" tape. It would be glorious.
You're more than welcome to read me a story Shan. Put it up on youtube each night. I could make myself a cup of hot chocolate and tuck myself up in bed to listen to Shan's Story.
We could also have a fake impressions tape. I want to hear Dave do his 'Cockney Geezer' impression.
Can you rap Dave?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lodxyZvLSc0
ClassyPenguin
Banned
The Thick of It is an amazing show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hucb7qDEi9A&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hucb7qDEi9A&feature=related
CrudeDiatribe
Member
Some of us posted voice samples in the Real Pic July thread, as I recall.
I would totally read something though.
wolfmat
Confirmed Asshole
SO...
I have a followup to my woman woes.
Turns out I was too drastic. It would've been proper to make myself attractive over time instead of shovelling all my emotions onto her in an instant.
I've apologized to her for being so abrupt and extreme. I also can't bear the thought of erasing her out of my life like that.
I'm still learning. This was a lesson.
I have a followup to my woman woes.
Turns out I was too drastic. It would've been proper to make myself attractive over time instead of shovelling all my emotions onto her in an instant.
I've apologized to her for being so abrupt and extreme. I also can't bear the thought of erasing her out of my life like that.
I'm still learning. This was a lesson.
That's promising. Now you just have to show her why she needs to pay attention to you. The fact that it was too sudden but she hasn't shunned you means she was taken off guard but isn't exactly against the idea. Now just show her its a good idea to pursue it by slowly working your charm.
now is NOT the time for penis pics
wolfmat
Confirmed Asshole
ClassyPenguin
Banned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lE03vrC9RwI read a bit of Gears of War novelization.
It was awful, as you'd expect.
I actually laughed out loud when I got to this part. That's how bad/cheesy this was.
I laughed and I'm the stereotypical "girl who cries at anything remotely sad".
ClassyPenguin
Banned
For some reason this sounded way creepy in my head.
That had a bit more impact to it than I was expecting.
lol
Is it 'hot chocolate' and 'tuck myself up in bed' that makes it sound creepy to you? Were you connoting it with sexual advancement?
It's the same proposition I jokingly gave Dave of course.
You're more than welcome to read me a story as well doit.
shanshan310
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You're more than welcome to read me a story Shan. Put it up on youtube each night. I could make myself a cup of hot chocolate and tuck myself up in bed to listen to Shan's Story.
We could also have a fake impressions tape. I want to hear Dave do his 'Cockney Geezer' impression.
Can you rap Dave?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lodxyZvLSc0
Well, we already had some of real-gaf reading 50 shades of grey!
Plus Leeness made my day showing off her Kari voice http://soundcloud.com/lee_743/leeness-kari-voicemail/s-G1D98
lol
Is it 'hot chocolate' and 'tuck myself up in bed' that makes it sound creepy to you? Were you connoting it with sexual advancement?
It's the same proposition I jokingly gave Dave of course.
You're more than welcome to read me a story as well doit.
Oh, and for the record, I've never said my fake English accent is any good. I merely said I attempt one. I know its abysmal, but that's why I prefer to speak in the superior dialect.
lol
I think I would probably spit my hot chocolate out if you started reading that. In your awesome Australian accent as well. :O
On the other hand, Dave reading it in a very bad English accent would probably be a very weird experience indeed. :/
shanshan310
Member
You mean 'strayen?
I think the funnest accent to do is the Jersey one. I could listen to people from Jersey speak all day, especially if they were mafia.
Everyone thought I was british ;.;
Do you mean a New Jersey accent? I don't even know what a Jersey (UK) accent sounds like.
Well, it's quite a mild Australian accent. I can tell because obviously I am British.
There's definitely thicker though.
shanshan310
Member
Erm.. yes. Whatever the one they speak in Jersey Boys is
What do you mean?
Erm.. yes. Whatever the one they speak in Jersey Boys is
Well, it was because Dave was talking about doing an English accent that I thought I would ask. It seemed more likely you meant New Jersey, but...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey
Just trying and apparently failing to pay you a compliment; I must be off my game today.
ShockingAlberto
Member
We used to make Shan just read Wikipedia articles in Tinychat as we all sat there starry-eyed.
shanshan310
Member
>< You guys are embarrassing me.
You want to be careful you aren't kidnapped at gun point and forced to read Wikipedia articles.
"Read the Wikipedia article now!"
ShockingAlberto
Member
This is doing nothing to help the fact that we collectively think you are adorable.
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