Ill be turning my Sauron-esque gaze upon the utterly woeful V For Vendetta the 2006 atrocity written (but not directed by) the Wachowski brothers and directed by James McTeigue. However the film bears many of the brothers directorial hallmarks so I do wonder how closely they were involved.
So what is it that makes the film so bad? At a high level its failing conceptually, both as an adaption and as a unique work. While Moores Vendetta is a complex, adult take on a very simple idea (the benefits and detriments of anarchy and fascism to society) the film is a poorly disguised metaphor from the brain of a child. A particularly stupid child at that because what we have is not just a jab at the Bush administration that is so telegraphed even George Foreman could dodge it after drinking all the grease that his grills have ever drained, but one that is founded on the 9/11 conspiracy theories. Im not even fucking kidding, the movie doesnt even try to hide it. The basic supposition is then, that hopefully this film will rile people in to some sort of revolution but even now it stands as an out-dated cultural relic. Something to peer at and think were people ever this stupid?. Yes. Yes we were. So as an adaption it fails and as a unique artistic endeavour it fails. It will not be loved by fans of the original, nor will it be rediscovered fondly as its own piece. Its trash of the highest order and yet it still has its fans.
But who I hear you ask could possibly love such a thing?. Well sadly theres an entire group of people who live off of terrible catchphrase driven nuggets of mass market rebellion. I am of course talking about teenagers and those who never grew out of the basement. Teenagers fucking LOVE this film. Hell they love it so much that it took over that cess-pool of hormonal hatred 4chan. They wear the masks. They quote it. They even defend it. And why not, with the film ignoring one of the key points of the book (and even of itself!) it martyrs V, turning him in to a character, a symbol, a person. Now when the film is telling you on one hand that ideas are important to revolution, not people, and then you have the lead mourning the death of a man and saying that HE was the important one you have problems. But the idiot teens eat it up, furiously masturbating betwixt their twin screens with V on one and
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Che Guvara on the other.
The dialogue is no better. A prime example is Vs first speech, made almost entirely of words beginning with V. Yes ha ha very clever you can use alliteration. Good for you. Does it mean anything? No of course not. Its a fucking kinder egg with no prize, something to be quoted to make people feel clever. Its a joke treated as if its a monumental piece of character development. At a stretch you could say its an indication of Vs mental state, but the film shows no evidence of that anywhere so really its just me showing mercy to something that doesnt deserve it.
So yes Vs character is utterly fucked. In the book he is utterly insane, a terrorist, a massive fucking problem, hes the Joker with a purpose. Well sort of, but analysing him with any sort of depth would take too many words than Im willing to write. In the film? Hes a noble freedom fighter with Neo-esque kung-fu skills and a martyr complex. It ties back in to the films childish black and white political vendetta that wasnt relevant when it was released and is now, five years later, an embarrassing waste of celluloid.
Theres so much more wrong with it, but really Im tired of thinking about it.
The Wachowskis exhibit the same lazy writing technique they used in the matrix, completely butchering a simple montage and leaving a confusing mess. Once again they confuse reference for idea and have no sense of subtlety, leaving a pretentious wet fart of a film. The Matrix was great because it was a unique take on action. No one cared about the philosophy, it was just sort of there as wall hanging. V For Vendetta hinges on the Wachowskis intellectual prowess, of which they have none, and without the action youre left with two very silly, boring hours of people trying to sound clever.