Official Stream
Thursday, March 10
8:30 PM EST
Duelest Kingdom, Florida
Background Music
TOON WORLD
Yugi Muto
Marco Rubio
possessed by the ghost of Reagan - just needs the last piece of Exodia
Seto Kaiba
Donald Trump
tribute summons Blue Eyes White Klansman - proud of his giant deck
Marick Ishtar
Ted Cruz
brainwashing GOP establishment with Millenium Rod - one nation under Egyptian god cards
Bakura Ryou
John Kasich
pretends to be nice - cut Ohio's lifepoints in half
GRAVEYARD
Bandit Keith
Rick Perry
champion of the second amendment - concealed carries his invisible gun
Strings
Scott Walker
... - drool
Mai Valentine
Lindsey Graham
total flirt - likes to play in face down position
Mako Tsunami
Bobby Jindal
denies global warming - coastal flooding caused by field spells
Solomon Muto
George Pataki
mind crush victim - wants to get back on TV
Weevil Underwood
Mike Huckabee
former champion - no relation
Rex Raptor
Rick Santorum
paleoconservative - willing to work with DINOs
Duke Devlin
Rand Paul
wasn't playing the same game - rolled snake eyes every turn
Tea Gardner
Carly Fiorina
barely a main character - not playing with a full deck
Mokuba Kaiba
Chris Christie
police investigating his kidnapping - big brother won't listen to him
Tristan Taylor
Jim Gilmore
left his cards at home - still in it to win it
Joey Wheeler
Jeb Bush
humiliated by a child billionaire - lost his faith in the heart of the cards
Shadi
Ben Carson
softspoken brain spelunker - sent his mother to the Shadow Realm
MONSTER REBORN
Maximillion Pegasus
Mitt Romney
failed gaming president - Millenium Eye sees inside Trump's tax returns
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