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Fine. I'll drive back and meet you guys. Got to pick up my new outfit first.....
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Banned (permanent): Extremely triggering image. Reminiscent of a giant testicle which is a sign of the patriarchy. Lacking diversity/racist imagery, only white people on the background. Tacit support of anti-abortion, too many children can be observed.
 
Jordan Peele: I will only consider black people for lead roles in my movies.
User: If a white person said something like that about white people, he'd be a racist.


User Banned (2 Weeks): Inflammatory false equivalencies surrounding race, previous infractions. Ban extended to two weeks after review. Any further behaviour of this type will carry a severe penalty.
 
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Here's one for you guys.....

- I'm a mod at Resetera
- I'm a rich White guy
- I'm also gay, and I support gays and lesbians only
- But I also think all trans and Muslims are assholes

So fellow mods and Resetera users, do I get a pass? Or you guys going to try banning a mod about this?

User banned (9 days): assuming gender of mods and Resetera users
 
Hey just saw a great movie called handjob cabin...no it's not a porno


User banned - The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!

 
i do not allow my wife to have a boyfriend.
User banned (until evidence provided that his wife got a boyfriend and he watches them have sex): misogynistic behavior bordering on rape, cuck-shaming and exposing themselves as a monogamy-totalitarian.
 
OLED's have gotten better since then.

User banned (3 weeks): Drive by shitposting. Excusing inexcusable behavior - Nazis will always be Nazis.
Hopefully, you can be better when you return.


Edit: Ban upgraded to permanent.
You'll never change. Stay away.
 
I vape all my deserts. I get the sweet flavour without all the calories.

User banned (duration pending): I don't know where to begin with this. How the hell are you vaping a desert?? It's sand. It's all sand!
And it gets everywhere!!
I HATE IT!!!

UPDATE: Ban duration equal to one second for each grain of sand you have vaped.
 
I dont agree with today's feminism.

Today at work we had to choose what culture to wear, i decided to wear a western hat and arabic clothes.

Work your magic gaffers.
 
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I think that desiring to fuck animals is not only morally disgusting but also criminal and comparable to rape, because it's forcing sex to unwilling and innocent creatures.
Considering it a " kink" should be a criminal offence.

Ban me on THIS, era
 
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